MEANWHILE
Between the white witches legs. Something crawled out.
She took her new baby and lifted him up above a crowd of monster "This is my new son! I will name him Han Solo after his father!"
AND THAT IS HOW HAN SOLO WAS BORN
Meanwhile
In ancient japan. Kan was being aproached by a gaysha. She wanted ti seduce him, but he was a homosex, so he vommited. "Come back when you are a man."
He was walking through a japanese samurai castle when he found a model of a small city built by an artist. He didn't notuce it so he walked on it.
Some guy yelled "GODZILLA!"
"You have offened the emperor!" said a ninja, cuming behind him.
"You FOOL I rule all!" he fought the ninja for twenty nine minutes.
"You are a great fighter." said the ninja.
"Yes." said Kan "Yes I am."
Then they both jumped into the air and got yellow spikey hair and shot lasers at each other (This is a parody of japanese cartoons. If you don't know about japanese cartoons you wont get it. Its over 9000!)
Then they both landed and agreed to stop fight "You are not as good as me, but you are pretty good" said Kan, crossing his arms over his ripped open shirt "Who are you?"
Then the ninja took off its hood and it was the nurse that Fireeyes had slept with.
"You're a girl!?" he scoffed.
"Yes, I am." and he was impressed but not sexually.
They both agreed to go to meet the emperor, of japan.
"Why its you." saod Kan once he saw the emperor. Who was it, you might ask?
THE GAY STORMTROOPER
"Hi guys." said Robert (Because that was his name) he was dressed like a samurai emperor but still with the stormtrooper helmet. He had fired all of the gayshas because he was a homesex.
Together they built a giant robot with all of the money of japan and flew it into spave to find a time hole (Sorry I couldnt think of anything for them to fight in this chapter. My dad is mad at me and wants me to get off the computer)
TO BE CONT