Everything wrong with warriors

Warning! The following story is over-exaggerated, most opinions shared aren't accurate to my thoughts and feelings. Hey parents, ever want to explain how silverstream died while giving birth, well now you can! Also there are spoilers so yeah...

"It was very dark."

Of course it was! It's the middle of the night and I should be getting my beauty sleep for school tommorow instead of reading about cats beating each other senseless. *Ding

"Henry just went to the cutter, when he came back, he was never the same."

Cutter. *Ding

Also, where did that name come from? Did the cats just be like: "ok, this is called this now because the story and crap." *Ding

Also also, why didn't the cat's owners spay/neuter their cats when the first adopted them. That's not a great plan really. *Ding

Rusty thinks he can hunt a mouse with little to no hunting experience. Wait, I forgot we were talking about cats. -1 sin

Rusty manages to beat graypaw but then fails to beat longtail 5 minutes later. *Ding

"Warrior blood. Too much of that has been spilling lately"

And you're not doing anything about that. *Ding

Ok, am I the only one who questions from time to time about rusty's owners? About what happened to them and stuff. Did they get a new cat or just forgot he even existed. *Ding

"Time to teach you a lesson"

Bluestar doesn't do anything about this. What a terrible leader. *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding

"Stop! I've had enough of all these this necessary fights."

But spottedleaf does. AND SHE'S THE FREAKING MEDICINE CAT!! -3 sins

After longtail attacks spottedleaf, Rusty is determined to beat the living hell out of longtail. Almost reminds me of the time when I bit my friend because he ate my thin mints. And those things are FREAKING EXPENSIVE! *Ding

"You shall be known as firepaw for your flame colored pelt."

Bluestar is about to make a mistake and change her life all in one day. *Ding

Nobody gets at least a little bit suspicious when tigerclaw makes up his little story. And because I've read this book before, * YOU TIGERCLAW! *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding* *Ding *Ding

"She's spottedleaf, our medicine cat. Younger and prettier then most."

Ok.. *Ding

"I wouldn't dare argue with you, dear spottedleaf."

Pre-murder flirting? *Ding

Sandpaw Is a complete Butthead in the first few books, but then she turns into firepaw's Nala. *Ding

"Firepaw was on his way to becoming a forest cat."

He only hunted one mouse, and one mouse at that." *Ding

Nice going firepaw. Now you're beating up elders. *Ding

Just something I wanted to add, nobody likes my idea for MidnightXYellowfang. So shut up if they're from different timelines and stuff.

How does a cat even become a prisoner exactly? I mean, I always pictured that yellowfang could have just escaped from the camp and avoided the warriors if her injury's hadn't happened. *Ding

Firepaw is forced to clean up after yellowfang. (I mean he kind of deserves it..)

Ding

God dang it. We already lost two minor characters in one book. TWO CHARACTERS!!!! And because they could have been useful later, but still. *Ding *Ding *Ding *Ding

Total sin tally: 28

Sentence: "Cutter."

Hey guys. I've been trying to make time to write on here, but I've been trying to finish all my homework and stuff. I'm on break now and o wanted to make some warriors fan fiction. I didn't know what to write so I just made this for the fun of it. Again, I love warriors and I think it's a great book.

—Fury