In Tatooine in the past, Fireeyes came home to his wife. "I love you." He lied.

"I love you too baby." She told the truth. "How was work?

Fireeyes grew tired of this mundain, boring desert life. He missed causing pain and the jou and thrill of clashing swords. Of light. But he had to raise his son who was actually his dad if you remember.

"Son get in here!" he said. And Aniken did so. He was teenager. "You are so obedient da- I mean, son."

"Thank you father."

Fireeyes held up a hood. "Never work for a man who wears these. They are shit."

Anikan nodded. "Yes, dad."

Fireeyes took his "son" outside to show him the planet. "One day you will leave here. Do not become a Jedi or go the dark side."

"But father, I want to be important! And strong."

Fireeyes clenched his fists. "No wonder he loves Luke." He thought. "He was just like him as a kid. Wanting to be powerful without nowing the cost."

"SON PAY ATTENTION!" Fireeyes yelled to him. "Don't fail."

But Anikan was enamored with a new girl. She was a former Queen until her planet got democracy, so she moved here and he saw her around. She was named Padmay. "Dad, may I go court that woman?"

"No! Our kind doesn't need women!"

"But you're married to my mom."

Fireeyes thought, I do a lot of things with a lot of women. But he couldn't say that out loud, so he just recited the Jedi and Sith codes. Neither allowed sex and both were the most powerful. But Fireeyes was lying; he knew the truth. Sex is power.

Then a man appeard. He had a green lifesaver. "Hi. I am Kwi Gon Jim. I sensed the force here. Who has it?"

They looked at each other. They weren't sure if they trusted this man. "Whoever has it gets free tuishun at the Jedi academy!"

Fireeyes's eyes glowed and his teeth . He remembered a memory that is tech in the future but for him the past.

"I've been spying on Luke." Vade told his unfavorite son. "He may be on the wrong side, but he is powerful. All the jedi academies want him. You need to step up your skills."

"I'M TRYING!" Said Fireeyes. "My skills are deeper than his, like force choking and lightning and my eyes glowing."

"If your skills were good, you would have got letters."

"Father, I'm trying! I try all the time!"

"Try harder at your abilitys," said Vader, "Because they are shit."

The flashback ended. Fireeyes was so mad he almost went super sayan (not literllyy but it was that sort of feeling if it was anime?) He pulled out his sord to fight.

"I don't wish to fight!" said Kwi Gon Jim. "I just want to put your son in the Jedi academy!"

"No! If you do that he'll turn to the dark side and start kissing a gunguns ass!" He charged and the two laser battled.

"Dad no!" said Fireeyes.

"I'm not your dad, you're mine!"

"WHAT?!" Anikan looked within himself for a practical answer. There was none. This was shit

Fireeyes stabbed the Jedi. "Now you're Kwi GONE Jim!" he said.

Anikan witnessed Fireeyes killing a man who might have helped him. Maybe this is what starts his path of dark side, but we do not know?

"What are you boys doing why is there a dead man?!" said Anikan's mom.

"Well my cover is blown." Said Fireeyes. He needed some way BACK TO THE FUTURE but did not know.

Then a spaceship like thing! One of Hans' inventions?

It opened up and was Jar Jar and Chewy!

"Not quite there yet," said Jar Ja," But we're closer."

"That is good."

"You!" Fireeyes creamed. "Your dark side did this!" He tried to beat him but Chewie and ANikan stepped in to stop them.

"I know! And I must beat him! So don't kill me"

Fireyes backed off. He climbed into the ship when he heard sirens. "Go, go! Go! I'm about to be arrested."

Anikan sighed. "Take me with you. I may hate you for lying to me, but I need to see what is out there, not be trapped on this rock forever."

Anikan and Fireeyes got into the ship, but not before a familllier face walked up. "Hey, it's me!" Said Jar Jar.

"Meesa gladsa to seesa yousa!" said Past Jar while flailing around like dumb.

"I was so immater." Said current Jar while everyone laughed. "Let's high tail it out!"

Jar Past gave Jar Present a special box. "Maybe this will help stop our dark side?"

They flew to the future again to rejoin the fight.