38: Video Power!

Five years after their Narnia adventure, (Read that chapter to know what happened if u forgot it was called "Good and Mideval" ;) ) Han and the Vade were in a forest outside of ancient Italy.

"I'm so bored!" said Vade. He was getting over his hangover because it was really bad. Also he cant handle his licker because he has so little biological parts. "When are you going to be done, Hans?"

"I'm working on it!" said Han as he invented out of the italian sticks a time or space machine to leave this place.

"We should go back to Narnia." said Vade. "That lady was nice."

"Eh, she was all right." said Hans, not knowing he was speaking of his own mother. He tinkered and twiddled the peices for the ship. "I wish Einstein could exist back in this time so he could help!"

"Yes."

Then something covered in sticky tree goo and leaves approached them.

"What is that?" asked Vade. "A knome?"

"No, it's a forest monster!" said Han. He reached for a stick but had no hands. Tough break!

The Vade's lightsaber was out of charge so he tried to use force choke. It lifted the monster, but the monster shot lasers?!

"How! Lasers aren't even invented yet!" said Dark Vader cryptically.

Vade dropped the thing and screeched. It flew at them and they for sure thought it was the end. Han's life flashed before his eyes… His Leigha. His son Mistake. His friends. Lamndo, Luke, Fireeyes. Chewie, his bff. Even The Vade who had become a sort of aponent friend. And the LORD… Maybe God was real? He did, after all, grow hands back when he believed. But also, would God really love somebody like him? He acted all tough and cool but on the inside he felt like he didn't matter to the people around him and that was why he acted mean sometimes. And now nobody would kow that side of him. Because the swamp monster was closing in!

"Not today !" said The Vade, and he wacked it. A backhand. Damn!

The forest things came off of the thing.

"Beep boop?"

"R2?"

"Yes it was me." said the droid. "I have wandered from pre historic Greek eating gyros to medieval Italy where I ate wine?"

"Woww! You must have had a lot of adventures!" said Han.

"Yes but there is no time to say now we must go. Hook my robotic parts to your machine."

"That is what I was missing!" said Ham. "I hav the structure but not the robotic power!"

R2 plugged his pluggy thingy from the movies into the wood. It was a little gunky because he hadn't pulled it out in hundreds.

They climbed onto it. It looked like a pirate ship. "And awaaaay we go!" said Vade.

They blasted off into spacetime.

But R2 wasn't going back to the fight until he coudl go to the end of time and find threepi.

(an: I've been learning a lot in school and aparently Italy and Greek are the same city in different times?! So I guess Narnia could be anywhere so why not next to it? It's cool when you can mix real life and your story together because it helps it be a beleiavble thing happened but it didn't because it's in your mind so it's not a lie about it but you can use true facts and I wroteit)