Chapter 40: MILESTONE!
I have forty chapters! To thank you all for reading, I will write a song from the characters to you!
Fireeyes sat in the mech ship. He stared out the widow.
FIREEYES
Here in space
In the dark abyss of my mind
I find
There's nothing I could to end the pain
Here in space…
Luke also stared out the window to the stars. His voice is a tenner. (That means high)
LUKE
Here in spaaaaaaaace,
I wish that my family would get along,
That's why I sing this songg. Up here in space!
LEIGHA
(Here in space!)
Vade and Han and R2 rowed their time space boat to the future.
VADER
The dark side has pulled me,
People have fooled me
But I will come out on top, I will!
I only wish that my sons would disover how to bend to my will!
HAN
And I'm ready to kick some ass!
R2
Beep boop
Put them on blast!
VADER AND HAN
Our alliance ends as soon as we get baaaaack!
Mistake Solo shot up on the geyser. He vocalized as he rose. This provides the background music for some of the other lines.
Then we see Lando and Susana leading the cowboys, Indians, and Ewoks in a dance.
THEM
Now you know that you may die,
Or get your guts pulled out!
But when you want to cry,
Do a happy shout! For it' is a pain
You know it's a disgrace
If they can hear you scream in space!
FIREEYES
Here in space
I will face you, man I will!
Cut to Mace.
MACE
CUT TO MACE
YES, IT'S MY TIME TO KILL!
I'LL AVENGE YOU LOVE
AND I'LL PISS ON THEIR FACE
AND THEIR ASHES WILL FLOAT
AWAY IN SPACE
Audrey 2 looked into the man in the hoods crystal ball and saw him.
AUDREY 2
Just you wait!
Jar Jar and the man in the hood both sing from where they are.
JAR JAR
How could I have let it come to this?
You're good and peaceful, but something goes amiss
You burry that side of yourself deep down
It's the way that this world makes you get around…
THE MAN IN THE HOOD
But then it overcomes you and you must obey…
JAR JAR AND THE MAN IN THE HOOD
And that story is even darker
Than open space!
Kan, the Nurse, and Robert did an interpretive dance. (They are awake in the mech now but Luke and co. hide behind walls and stuff when they come around)
Largan and Boss Ass wait in space.
BOSS NASS AND LARGAN
Well, it's been about a minute
And we're still floating here.
It's getting kinda boring,
And I could use a beer
I'm sure they have adventures that they would like to take
But they need to hurry up,
Cuz as for us we're stuck in space!
Boba Fett got shot down by a clo trooper.
BOBA
Why do I always get shot?
In space?
GENERAL GREEDO
I'm not in space!
I'm killing these Greeks!
Their innards paint the feilds,
With the gyros from their meals!
FIREEYES
Right now it's a reflection, but soon it's YOU I face…
LUKE
And after that meeting,
VADE
I think we will all need some…
ALL
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
R2
Beep boot.
(AN: I wanted to write my own song since I quote a lot of them for comedy and also drama. But I thought it would be cool for me to experiment with that I'm glad i did but maybe not for a while. It was hard. I will write a musical one day though! Come see me on Brodway! Thats the company that makes musicals)