Chapter 42: The Man in the Hood (Origins)
Every person comes from somewhere. Even THE MAN IN THE HOOD, he sleeps, eats, shits and wAs born, just like all of us. This is how he was born.
"Binks you retard. You don't have to talk in italics like that." said Fireeyes, scoffing.
They sat in a wet house in the gungun city. It was dark and gloomy.
If we want to defeet him, we must prevent him froim being born.
Jar Jar came into view, but he was a child. He had big fishy eyes.
Then Boss Nass came into view.
"Binks. What is yussa doing?"
Jar Jar did several pushups "Misa tryna be da best gungun!"
Nass scoffed.
THats your brother
"Wait! Boss Nass is your daddy.!" said Anikin.
"Yeah I'm the prince oif the mermen." said older Jar
"This is retarded." said Fireeyes.
Then came into view, that one gungun from Starwards Episdoe one, who was the general gungun. Surpise surprise he's Jar's BROOO (I dont know his name, so ill call him Raj Raj Kinbs)
"Is that Raj Raj Kinbs?" said Fireeyes.
Shut up and watch.
Baby Jar did several situps "Am meeesa da best gungun." he asked, innocently.
NO~!
Said Boooss Nass "That is your BRO!"
Raj Raj apluaded.
Then Boss Nasa gave Raj Raj a big golden trophy that had a naked golden gungun on it and said "Number One-sa Gungun"
THIS IS HOW HE WAS BORN
Thunder struck. Baby Jar went into the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
I am so sooo tired of everything, of victory, of loss, of sleeping, of eating, of shitting, all the time.
Someone stood behind him in his reflection. He wore a HOOD
I am tired. Of. TIME.
Chewie said "WROOOOOOOO"
"Quick." said Jar "Get it!"
Fireeyes ran in and took the gungun trophy.
"And this will destroy him?" said Fire
"Yes. This will destroy. Me."
TO BE CONTINUED