AUTHERS NOTE: I really love all the reviews that I get from the fans! I like that u all like the comedy as well as the drama. When I first started the story I knew that Jar Jar needed to be in it because he was the comic relief even tohugh the story is serious. While all the star wars are good when he started to have smaller roll and then disappear completely there wasn't as much comic relief and it wasn't as good. The reason things got a little more sily in later chapters is that I realized in my story Jar is a serious guy so he couln't be comic releif like in the movies. So I added more jokes in later chapters but things can still be serious!

Also thank you to Port town for being supportive of my story I will try to write more based on wjat u said u liked!

Susana Darkhell smirked at the stars in her pink tank top and black booty shirts that her cheeks peeked out from the bootom. She sighed. "Are we there yet Lando?"

"No, I told you to be patient!" he said as he polited the ship. He dodged ass droids like the cowby he is. Susuana rolled her eyes.

"I need to get to Fireeyes so we can do it!" she said as she imagined his darkness entering hers. She licked her lips. There was a fork in her tong like on a snake.

"We don't even know what time Fireyes went to.

Susana went to the hallway past the hospital room wjeere Leah was healing the wounded stormtroops and Indians. She rolled her eeyes at such goodness. She walked into a room she thought was hers but it was Luke crying.

"Luke?" She asked comfortingly. "Why are you being a little bitch?"

Sniffle. "I thought I was ready to face my father, but now that weve been hurled back in time and have to get to the fight ive had time to think. He is my dad, and in the Bible it says I ned to obey my daddy. But it also says to fight the ungodly and Darth Vade is an. Ungodly. Man." Luke cried more. Susana sat on his lap, and she was only in her underwear. She had a black g-string and purple d-cups for her chests. "It's jst so. Hard." Luke cried.

"I can make it hard." Susana laughed, "If you want." She kissed Luke all over.

"No, Susy I can't! Fireeyes is my brother and you're his girl!"

"Fireeyes may be lost in time for all I know! And because we've time traveled all the way from the front teer times I haven't had a cock in thousands of decades technically!"

"But in the machin its only been a few hours."

"EVEN THAT IS TOO MUCH!" Her bra slipped and she acted like tit was an accident but it wasn't. "Fireeyes is probably never coming." Back

Luke slapped Susana and hse fell to the ground. He realized what he had done and looked at his hands. "I'MS OSSRY I JUST get so passionate about my family and I will not let anybody say my brothen is dead!"

Susana liked the slap though. She stood up and pushed Luk on his bed. "Do it to me right now Sky Boy!"

And Luke violagted his bro's trust yet again. L

Somewhere out there, Mistake sprung up into the end of time.

The co ordinates on Han's shiu showed "ALMOST THERE."

"Well, Solo…" Dark Vade said, "It lookdlike we're about to be enemies again."

"Yeah. It was nice to get to know you though!" Han said. He didn't tell Vade about the sword because they were about tpo be enemies again and maybe he coulduse it as a snak attack.

"Wait why are we going to the end of time?" The Vade asked.

"Because," said RD2, "That's where Threpios's soul is!"

The Vade force choked R2. "You are shit!"

"Hey don't hurt the doid!" Han yelled.

Vade said, "His incompetence will ruin my master;s plans. I need to get baclk to the battle site, not the end of time! I've wasted enough!"

"I wasted years"! said R2. "I need my BFF!"

"And why are you such a puss?" asked Han.

"I'm not a puss I am the Vade!"

"Well, you sure do take orders like you're the man in the hood's ho."

R2 said "OOOOOOOHHHH!"

"Listen here, Solo… I will not switch to your side! "

"Good I don't want you to! People shoiuld be true to himself and don't try to conform into already set patterns of moralicy."

They hit a bump. "Guess that's the end of the world."

Vade and Han and R2-D2 got out of the space time thing and saw the empty void of space. Then he saw… a gungun? "Jar Jar?" Han asked.

Jar Jar was nervous to interact with Jan because of Mistake but they couldn't worry about that now. Vade, Solo, and the droid met up with the other group.

"Threeepio you're alive!"

"Yes I am Mustard R2. I birthed every ronbot as well!"

"I'm here too. " Said Black.

"Good to see you friend." Said Fireeyes. "I had to ride through time with them."

"Hey," Han said, "Chewie is my beary best friend! (AN GET IT) and Anikin grows up to be Vade wo while he's a bad father and a enemy he's a good drinking buddy. Jar , wel…" It wasn't time for that personal squallbe yet.

Han and Chewie hugged. Jar Jar hugged himself.

Vade looked at the crew, all on the opposint side. "Well, looks like I am outnumbered." He chuckled. They chuckled back.

"We don't have to start fighting until I find the Man in the Hood said Jare Jar."

"I found you!" said Hood. They turned around There was the man in front of the void.

Vade moved to his side and drew the light saver.

Mistake found the group from shooting up the geyser and stood BETWEEN SOLO AND JAR JAR.

"You're outnumbered, asshole!" said Fireeyes.

"Son," said Vade, "Come back to the Dark Side. I will make you king of Mustafar."

"Kings are gay!" Fireeyes screamed.

"You are a disapoiuntment child. I wish Luke was the dark one so he could come over." He looked to ANikan. "You are me. Join the dark side now?"

Anikan looked at Fireeyes, then to Jar Jar. "Not yet."

"You're outmatched," Jar Jar said, Prepare for –

THEN the Japanese mech arose, being piloted by Mace Windu, Kahn, Robert, and the Nurse. Audrey II also rose up, bigger and meaner and greener than you'd ever seen.

"I've been eating the leftover oil from you two," said the plant, "And it is indestructible."

"If you want to get to me," The Hood said, "You have to go through them.

Han Solo reached for his sword.

OOOOOOH CLIFFHNGER! BETCHA DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE CUMIN! :D