Chapter 47: Hood in THE HOOD?!

In the end of time, in the greet nothingness it looked like deep space, but with big broken clocks everwhere like that painting.

Luck's ship crashed with all of everyone in it while Mace Shouted "fuck"

It crashed against a big broken clock the size of half a planets and everybody rolled on out. "Time to fight the hood, said Landor.

The hood man stood on a tower of wreckage, taunting them and scoffing. "Bite me." he said, maliciously, his cold lips curling into a putrid smile.

The first one to run at him was Luke, "I'm going to bring you down you sinful jerk!" he shouted rightously, but just then he slipped and tripped over a broken clock and sprained his ankle!

"Ow! I can't fight like this." Luke sobbed.

"Catch me you hoes." said the man in the hood, drifting backwards like a ghost.

Vade ran after him to be his helper.

"Annie, you stay here." said Fireeyes to Anikin.

"You aren't my father." said the younger seed of Vade.

"No, but you are my son." said Fireeyes, and his eyes were filled with fire, but it was a warm fire and Anenken felt warm inside and sat down peacefully, then Firey ran after the hood.

2D, Threepio and the Black Robot all got rockets and zoomed after Hood, questing for bloody revenge.

"I will shoot that dick." said Landor, smiling and running off. Sussana went after him, but Luke cried out "Wait! Someone don't leave me alone! I'm really sad :("

Sussana said "Grow a pear." and went off with Landor Carlasingington.

Leia sighed, "Fine," and she stayed with Luke to try and help him feel better about his sprain.

Chewie got on motorcycle that Han had built him that could fly and he pursued.

Mace and Han were both distracted by the plant, who now was singing.

Jar walked confindently toward his evil side, taking him time.

"You'll never get me in here!" said Hood, opoening a dark portal and everyone who was following him went in,.

Round 2: In the dark hole

"I want a piece of his ass first!" said Sussana, who was wearing a skintight black catsuit with a tail, "I'm a woman and I'm mad!"

"Whoa, calm down there," said Landor, smiling, "Didn't we kill you enough cowboys?"

But deep down both of them remembered Mr. Deathstar and how sad his life was and it made them want to kill hood a lot.

"Did you forget about us?" said the Nurse, seeming to apear out of nowhere, also wearing a skintight catsuit, she played with her tail mockingly, "We aren't going to let you touch our dark master."

Sussana growled, all around them was a vast void of purple lightning.

"Hey there big guy." said Robert, coming up in his samurai armor, talking behind Lando, "I think I need some chocolate in my diet." he said, gayly.

"Nobody eats or has sex with anything until The Man in the Hood has destroyed time, got it?" mocked Kan, also coming out from behind, holding two samurai swords.

Everyone who was chasing hood stopped.

"Go on guys," said Landor, "We'll take care of these chumps!"

Everyone ran past them.

"I could use some excercise, I think." said the nurse, stretching and showing off her figure.

"I'm going to rip all the hairs off your head!" shouted Sussana, takcling her and falling into her chest, and they began to wrestle each other.

Landor fought off the two evil gay men with his gun, one laser gun and one six-shooter. He fought each of them with a different gun.

Round 3: In the Hood?!

Suddenly everyone but the ones having that fight we talked about found themelves in the streets of L.A in the year 2005!

"Oh dear, is anyone else sick of time Travel?" said threepio.

"Beep Boop." said 2D

"I certainly am," said mistake, who borrowed a machine gun from a gangster. He started firing at The Man in the Hood, but a gang of thugs with bling started shooting back at him shouting "We're gonna pop your ass, bitch!"

"Marvelous," said the man in the hood, now he was disrobed, a fish like mutant covered in scales, but still wearing his head over his face. He was now wearing gold chains with glimmered with lightning.

Everyone fought through the gangaster. Blood was everywhere.

A line of gangsters with gats opened fire on them and Mistake mowed them down with his bullets.

Yo Yo that;s wack!

One came up behind chewie and sucked in cocain into his nose and shot it at chewie. It got into chewie's mouth and he got high! But 2D cut the man in half with a saw blade while he shouted "Say hello to my little friend!"

Chewie stumbled away into a strip club and vommited all over a naked prostitute. "What's the jig hommie?" said a ganagster who wasn't evil. He got chewie a cup of cold water and put a blanket on his.

MEANWHILE

Everyone else covered their mouths and ran after hood, who was still floating backwards.

Hood shot lighting bolts at them.

Mistake said, "I don't know if you are an evil version of my father, I'm confused now." he sat down and thought.

Threepio got up to the hood, but then suddenly Vade apeared, and he cut off all of the robots legs. THIS SUCKS they all said at the same time.

MEANWHILE

Landso Carliton and Sussan were continuing to fight the evil gays and the nurse. Sususuna's clothes were ripped and she fell over and grabbed the nurse in her chest and both screamed.

"Landor I just want to say something." said susan.

"Now ain't a good tiome." said lando, sooting Kan in the foot :0

"I just want to say I'm glad we became friends, and after this I hope we don't have to fight. I like you."

Lando spun and so did Sussana and for a seciond they faced each other. Landor said, "I know."

Round 4: Father and Son

"Stay away from him." said the Vade, as The Man in the Hood crackled behind him, "He's my boss. He gives me my paycheck."

"And I'm your son!" shouted Fireeyes, "What about me."

The two stared at each other intently for mere moments, before Vade announced, "Go to your room."

"YOU BITCH!" howled Fireeyes and he came down on Vade and they crossed sabers. "He's using you you ignoramus!"

"You don't understand anything about being a grownup." said Vade, clashing and slashing. They both fought each other into time square and a crowd watched them cheering.

"You don't have to pay bills, or feed a family, or own a car. You should be happy with the life I'm providing for you."

"I don't want a life working for that penis !" said Fire, pointing at The Man in the Hood.

They fought their way to the top of the fountain.

They both slapped it together hundreds of times, shooting out sparks and setting cars on fire.

"I have to be myself." said Fireeyes, softly while they were both panting.

Vade said, "They never let me. Why should you get a chance."

Then there was a silence. While they both thought.

Suddenly the Man in the Hood was on top of the fountain, blasting electric attacks. They went through Fireeyes and made him fall to his knees. "Kneel before the power of nothing ness!" he said, quivering with evil thoughts.

"Yes, learn your place, son." said Vade, crossing his arms, trying not to look.

"I will turn you into nothing." said Hood, chuckling and giggling.

"Yes." said Vader.

"I will wipe you from history you ass." he continued to electrocute Firey.

"Now!" said The Man in the Hood, lifting Fireeyes with his mind, "Go to your room!"

And suddenly, there was a small fire in Vade's own eyes. He glared up at The Man in the Hood, "YOU CAN'T SEND HIM TO HIS ROOM. I AM HIS FATHER."

The man in the hood said "Wot?!"

"You . . ." said Vade, going at the man in the hood and lifting him up, "YOU ARE SHIT."

And he threw the man down into the founatin. The whole thing buzzed with electricity because the man in the hood had been shooting lighting. It buzzed, then stopped.

Was he dead?

TO BE CONTINUED