Vengeance!

Meanwhile Haqn and Mace faced Audrey II who laughed.

"You cannot beat me, Han Solo… Or should I say NO HAND SOLO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"Very funny…" mumbled Hand. But sarcastic

"I don't want to wastee my energee on this punk… Mace, take him out."

"NO!" Mace said. "I ONLY STUCK WITH THAT FOOL VADER AND THOSE WEIRD DUDES FROM JAPAN BECAUSE I AWANTED A CHANCE TO GET BACK TO YOU! I WILL KIIIIIIIIIIL YOU YOU GREEN FUCNK!"!

"That's racist." Said Plant. Maace nodded to Han and pulled out his lightsaver and went to town but every time he cut or stabbed the plant it grew its vine back. And laughed.

"You can't stup me! Only one sword can, and it has been gone forever!"

Han sgaped. The sword?

"Here! Han said. " Use this!"

Mace took the sword out of Han's pocket and fite the plant. He charged as Han ducked and hid from the vines.

The plant smiled as its flowers budded. In one flower was Seemore's face.

Mace stopped. "SEEMORE? IS THAT REALLY YOU?"

His face smiled. "Oh, Mace! You're here! I missed you. It is so lonely in this planyt."

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE! LET ME CUT YOU OUT!"

"No, Window! YUou can't or I'll die. I have to only be alive in the plant so if you want to see me know killing."

"MACE NO IT'S A TRAP!" Han screamed.

But Mace was already hypnotized by the plant. He dropped the sord and leaned in to kiss "SEYMOUR".

bUT Seemore made an evil face and laughed in the plan'ts voice. It was a decoy! copy

The plant reached his mouth to eat Mace and spat him on the ground. "I like you," he said tauntingly." I will eat you and sit you out for ETERNITY!"

"EW GROSS!" Mace yelled. He welded his sword but the plant grabbed it.

Han jumped in front of Mace and helped him up. They stood back to back but the plant joose made Mace week. So he had to leen. They both cut the vines but they kept growing back!

"Mace, u caqn't fight him!"

"I MUST!" Mace said "THIS AINT YOUR FITE SOLO!"

Solo looked Mase in the eyes. "Killing the plant won't bring him back/." He said.

Mace screamed and fell. "HELP ME UP MOTHER FUCKER HELP ME UP!"

"I'm sorry." Han said. "I can't let any more people die even though I don't know you that wlel you seem nice. I will kill it for you."

Han tried to weild his sod but he could not grip. It. The plant laffed.

"You handicapped full! You can't even weild a swod!" He sung a song.

"I am a badass

And you are just Han

No-hand Han

Who can't fire any gun!

And now I put mAce INTO my face!

But I'll just crush you cuz I don't want to taste

No-Hand Han!" He cackled.

"I've been watching you all, kiddo!" he continued. "You're a failure and you make all the wrong choices! Even when u r good to ppl they betray you because you are a handless and worthless! "

The plant is just taunting me. Han thought. I'm not useless!

The plant said, "Also you were right about your dream. A dream where you're actually helpful to ANYBODY?!" He laughed. "That IS fucking stupid!"

Han went to the dark wrinkles of his mind as the plant beat and crushed and drilled him. In there he remembered everyting. How when he and Chewie were teenagers they smoked drugs and only looked out for themselves. He saw himself meeting his best human friends, Luke and Lando, and Luke's brother and father ho he also loved as friends.

SMACK from the plant who yelled.

hE SAW all the times he made fun of them or they made fun of him. And his inventchuns; whevener one of his close friends was sad instead of helping out or talking he would go build things. "Technolgy won't hurt your feelings and you wont hurt its feelings."

SLASH.

Then he sawLeah. His beautiful woman who was also related to Luke. He tried to be gud to her but felt like he couldn't give emotion back like she gave to him so sometimes he ignored her. No wonder she came to the gun gun. He cheated with the White Witch to so he couldn't judge her; he was just so hurt.

Mistake. His son. He loved him, even though it was not bio. Even though that baby was Jar Jar's he treated him like a Solor and loved him. Also his other son Kylo Ren. But he was never there for them because he was always cought up in fights and travel tosave the galevy.

"I am Han Swolo." He siged. "Everyone leaves me and I cant be anger because I deserve it. I had a chance to accept the LORD and I didn't so no hands… And whatever the God would give to make me better? He won't becdause I can't believe.u "

"Mmm, you shud believe!" Han looked forward and saw a hologram of Yoda. "God loves you. Still."

Han looked to the sky and prayed.

"PRAYER WON'T HELP YOU NOW SPIT SOLO!" The plant yawned.

Han prayed. "Dear God. I feel such a falure. I am useless and worth less but I will try to believe."

"My son," said God, "I made you. You have sins but they can be washed away. I gave you a talent for inventing and fight skills and now… FAITH. I love you now go help your friends."

Han looked up. He looked to the plant who kept beating him.

He grabbed its vine. WITH TWO HANDS.

"I walk with God!" Han said. The instruments of Sudden ly Seymore played.

"You still cant stop me!"

Han grabbed the sword. "I will give you a chanse to surrender and stop cruelness! If not die!"

"{HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I AM MANDE OF EVAL!"

Han said, "No. We hall have a choice. You chosew wrong!

Han chared forward with the sword. The plant tried to stop him but couldn't. "OH SHIT!" it yelled. Han cut it down into tiny shards. He cut those into more and took out all his riteous rage and fury. One tried to crawl away but he ate it.

Ironic!

Han stabbed the final piece an looked to Mace. He started to wake up.
Han helped him him up. "You okay buddy?"

"I GOT SO DISTRACTED BY REVONGE… I FORGOT THAT SOMETIMES THE BAD GUYLIES!"

"It's okay, Mace." Han smiled at his new friend. "Are you still revenging the Jedis? Or siths?"

"NO I'M DONE WITH MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW THO."

Han Solo grinned and tooked to the sky. "Have you heard about Jesus?" He asked.