(in which the first boss were revealed)
"W-what the fuck..." Brad looked at the center of the wreckage.
Marisa and Sakuya were already bound to chains, dangling in an interesting pose. Reimu seems to not suffer the same fate, but are unable to continue fighting.
In the center of it all... was a man and three huge beings, each representing a giant form of the three mooks. The man wears a red shirt, jeans, and hold a shovel in his hand. The three beings were: a big fluffy being. (Will now be referred to as "King Kedama") A menacing looking youkai's head. (AKA "Queen Yakumo Yukkuri") And an abomination of things. (AKA "Ruler Chimera")
"B-Brad..!" Marisa looked at him in fear. "Get out!"
Brad just shrugged. "Typhoon Carrier, to my aide." Once again, the wind hanger happily put itself in the owner's hand.
Painter held up his Paint Brush. "Face the power of the paint!"
The man laughed at the weapons of choice. "Hah! Those weapons can't do anything to my elites! For the celebration of your demise, I shall tell you my name."
The man quickly hold up his shovel, filled with magical energy.
"I am T-Man."
VS Boss: Village Terrorist T-Man LV10
ATK 150 DEF 700 HP 4000
S a v e L o c a t i o n
"Let's take on the noobs! That brush leaks paint right? Spill it all over 'em!" Brad gives advice.
Painter starts throwing paint everywhere. It hit most of the bosses in the fight, and Brad also redirected the paint flying to the girls back at the boss.
"Huh, stupid paint." T-Man looked around. "Whatever. Get them!"
The yukkuri threw out chains upon chains of steel, the same as the ones used to capture the girls.
*Queen Yakumo Yukkuri used Easy Binding Chain!
*But Brad blows it away!
"Hah. Not falling for that, son." Brad taunted.
"Alright, is this enough?" Just as Painter stopped spilling paint all over the place.
"Good. You know why?" Brad grinned.
Painter started stepping back. "Uh... no..?"
*Brad used World's Wimpiest Fireball!
*It becomes an exploding inferno!
*T-Man's party was knocked out instantly!
"Woohoo! We won, dude!"Brad jumped up and down repeatedly.
"..." Painter smacked the Giant Brush at an enemy, dissolving it. He then does that for the other two.
Painter's LV rises up to 12!
ATK 25 - 75 HP 50 - 150 MP 12 - 24
S a v e L o c a t i o n
"Pftoo. That was... interesting." Painter wiped sweat off his face.
"Yeah, if the girls didn't get chained I wouldn't see it comin'. Dick move." Brad said bluntly.
"...True." Reimu staggered up to the two. "Where have you been, all this time?" She said, exhausted.
"Oh, those guards can't clean up properly, so I helped a bit!" Brad decided to tell a kinda half-truth? Or is it the entire truth?
"Yeah, while you guys were chatting, could someone actually break these for me?" Marisa signalled to the chains binding.
Sakuya cut herself down with knives. "I was about to do a sneak attack anyways."
*--*FREAKIN FLASHBACKS*--*
"I am T-Man, and this is your demise!" T-Man declared.
"Alright! Let's whoop 'em, ze! Master Spark!" Marisa raised a quick Master Spark at the enemy.
*Marisa used Master Spark!
"T-Power!" The terrorist raised his shovel up against the giganto laser.
*The Master Spark was split to a T formation!
*T-Man took 0 Damage!
"What?" Marisa stood there, jaws wide.
"Marisa, get back! Fantasy Orb!" Reimu followed with her own spellcard.
"Useless!" T-Man hold to his shovel tightly.
*Reimu used Fantasy Orb!
*The Yin-Yang Orb was cut in a T shape and bounced away!
*T-Man took 0 Damage!
"Tch..." Reimu gritted her teeth.
Sakuya walked up. "Allow me to finish this." Suddenly, a lot of knives surround T-Man from all directions!
*Sakuya used Knife Multitude!
*Multitude 5!
*But something blocks the attack!
"Eh..?" Sakuya gave out a surprised look.
Suddenly, three huge beings surround T-Man, knives on their body.
"Finish them." T-Man de-man-ded.
*Queen Yakumo Yukkuri used Magnet M!*Reimu's party is drained of MP!"W-what..? M-my magic..." Marisa collapsed on her broom.
"Marisa!" Sakuya tapped her stopwatch, but nothing happened. "Damnit!"
*Queen Yakumo Yukkuri used Easy Binding Chain!
Unable to resist, Marisa and Sakuya were bound.
"D-dammit..!" Marisa cried out weakly.
"Reimu managed to dodge the chain, but are now alone, with next to no magic, against three youkai and an outsider. She wouldn't be able to win easily.
*Queen Yakumo Yukkuri used Sludge Bomb!
*King Kedama used Fidget Spinning Tackle!
*Ruler Chimera used Uniform Rampage!
*Reimu took 45900 Damage!"U-ugh..." Blown to the ground, she almost can't move anymore.
'There's no hope of winning... How can I lose..?'
"W-what the fuck..." A familiar voice echoes around the room.
'Brad?'
*--*FREAKING PARODIES*--*
"That T-Man guy has such a nasty skill?" Painter asked.
Sakuya nodded. "By the time we know how his ability works, we've already lost."
Reimu sighed. "Jeez, how do you even counter that ability?"
"It's easy. Just use fluids to harm him." Brad said. "Even if you cut fluids in half, they'll regroup. Or fire. That works too."
Marisa interrupted. "Then how can he cut my Master Spark!?"
"...Light bullshit." Brad answered.
They are now in the Human Village headquarters, where the youkai hunters rest. After the Village's liberation, they finally have their hometown back.
"Well, to understand it, you'll need knowledge of--"
The party interrupted in unison...
"Shut up, T-Man."
They also now have a new comrade on their side.
*--*CHAPTER END*--*
M. S. Painter, the Artistic Outsider.
LV 6 ATK 75 DEF 0 HP 150 MP 24
No elemental affinities.
EQUIPS:
• Paint Brush: A brush that is filled with paint of random colors. 20 ATK.
• Ordinary Uniform: A normal outfit familiar in the Outside World. Non-elemental. 0 DEF.
ITEMS:
• Backpack: Takes no inventory space, because it's the inventory space. 10 Storage. (2/10 Storage)
• Spiky Ball: It hurts. 7 DMG. Ignores DEF.
• Giant Brush: A brush that probably isn't used for painting. ? ATK.
MAGIC:
None.
MISC.:
None.
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Brad, Professor Plant Hanger.
LV 60 ATK 1500 DEF 1000 HP 40000
100% Ice resistance. 100% Freeze resistance. 100% Electric resistance. -50% Fire resistance. 50% Sun resistance.
EQUIPS:
Flammenbügel: A flame hanger that burns even the strong. Allows a variety of fire magic. 350 ATK
Typhoon Carrier: A wind hanger that freely controls the wind, to an extent. Allows flight, and a variety of wind magic. 210 ATK
Camouno Dark: A camouflage kimono with dark energy fused into it. 250 DEF
Sunrise Helm: A racecar helmet that is stronger than steel. I wonder why nobody makes weapons out of it. 400 DEF
ITEMS:
Sack: An unknown sack that Brad seems to draw his weapons from all the time. Unknown inventory.
Outsiders in Party: 2
• M.S. Painter
• Brad
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Pure Emeralds: 0
Legendary Weapons: 0