Chapter 49: The END of all Things (OVERTIME)
Bullet after bulet plummted into Robert's exposed chest, then Landor moved on to Kahn. Both gay men fell onto the glowing purpole ground and spewed blood and stopped moving. "Don't worry." saiod Laindor, "I avoided the vitals."
"Me too!" said Sussana, as she seized the mostly naked nurse, struggling, and turned her neck her with a snap.
Landor helped Sussana to her feet.
They both looked over all the blood of the battle they one. They were both covered in blood.
"Thanks," said Susan "For being my friend and not a man."
He nodded, "Sure thing, babe." and the vibes were platonic. ! Score!
Mistake sat in a puddle full of cigarette butts, thinking to himself, "I don't know what I have to do with this plot. I shud matter because Jar is my dad, but do I?"
He imagined Jar with a man look in his face, coming after Leia as she screamed. Then in his mind he saw the man in the Hood, destroying and burning everything.
Darkness and Fire!
Both Jar and Hood were part of the asame hole, both one man, one fish. Mitsake began to cry.
Suddenly 2D came over. The puddle washed the blood off his treads. He was dragging the now lame threepio.
"He may be your father," said 2D, "But he ain't your daddy."
Then Mistake thought of Han, how he was shy but also good and brave and godly, and he cried and thanked god.
"I should get me some wheels." said Threepio, and The Black Robot carried his gay boyfriend on his shoulder around.
Chewie was lead out by the nice gangster and nice strippers and he was smoking a regular cigar, not a weed cigar, and everyone sat in the street, talking about theirt childhoods and starring at the glowing purplle sky; where they knew gods were fighting over time.
"Oh geez oh geez," said Vade, his voice getting shriller, "Am I fired?"
"If you are, then good." said Fire, smiling hotly.
The fountains exploded, and all three of them flew up into the sky, standing on clouds.
"I thought we killed you!" said Fireeyes.
YOU FOOLS
YOU IGNORANT PUSSYS
The voice came from somewhere, but they couldn't tell where.
I HAVE BEEN AROWND SINCE BEFORE THE BEGINING OF TIME, I, THE GREAT NOTHING, THE DEMON HOOD YOU CAN't KILL ME BY THROWING ME IN PISS
The small form of hood levitated and changed, getting bigger and he grew wings, and he was shaped like a whale now.
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Said the whale with wings THE EATER OF TIME
"Oh hell." said Vade and Fireeyes at the same time.
The whale smiled, "Been there, done that." He opned his gargantun mouth and spit lighting at them , but they just barely dodged. He did it agant and they deflected it with their sabers.
This went on for at least 23 minutes. It was long. And desperate.
Suddenly someone else came.
"Hold it, big boy." said the voice.
I HOLD NOTHING BUT INFINITE POWER said The Eater of Time
"I know how you feel." said Jar, riding on a small white cloud, "I have always known how you feel."
"Fool." The Eater of Time turned back into The Man in the Hood "No one can feel me."
"I feel you, bro."
"I said no one can!"
He shot lightning at Jar, but Jar took it and kept walking.
"What? Are you a suicide?!" said Vade.
Fireeyes took him aside, "Stay off it. It;s a gungun thing."
Jar kept walking forward.
STOP
He kept walking
COME ON
He continued, bleeding
YOU IGNORAMUS
Jar reached The Man In The Hood and handed him something. It glistened and glowed in his palm.
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS TRASH
What he had given him was this: The Number One Gungun Trophy from his childhood, the one that Boss Nass had given to Jar's brother back in chapter 42 (Go back and read of you forget).
Hood foze there, unable to deal with the shock. He suddenly had everything he wanted as a child. He smiled, then he glanced around at the devistation and his smile fell and faded.
I'm still not happy.
He dropped the trophy to the ground. Jar hugged him.
After all this there is still a void inside of me that nothing can fill.
Not even Jesus.
Jar hugged him and they were both sad.
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here
Everyone everwhere in time stopped fighting. It started raining.
Mistake and Threepio watched the cloud rain down and fade, "Is it over?"
Jar and Hood landed slowly, still hugging.
"It's okay to be sad, but it's not okay to hurt people to try and be happy."
Hood cried.
"It's okay to be who you are. Who you are is me."
Vade and Fireeyes stood by watching this exchange. Fire said, "This is fruity."
Then time began to heal. The man's tears flowed through the cracks and melted them together liek hot glue. He floated and glowed.
Jar smiled.
The sun came out.
Vade smiled too, under his helmet.
Time began to be repaired, the damage he did to time repaired.
"I am you." said Hood, "And I am you." said Jar.
He sparkled and went into him, warming him.
The three friends walked back through LA, toward the rest of the group, who embarced them with open arms, and they all told stories as they went back to the portal.
"Man In The Mirror"
I'm Gonna Make A Change,
For Once In My Life
It's Gonna Feel Real Good,
Gonna Make A Difference
Gonna Make It Right . . .
As I, Turn Up The Collar On My
Favourite Winter Coat
This Wind Is Blowin' My Mind
I See The Kids In The Street,
With Not Enough To Eat
Who Am I, To Be Blind?
Pretending Not To See
Their Needs
A Summer's Disregard,
A Broken Bottle Top
And A One Man's Soul
They Follow Each Other On
The Wind Ya' Know
'Cause They Got Nowhere
To Go
That's Why I Want You To
Know
I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself, And
Then Make A Change)
(Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah)
I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish
Kind Of Love
It's Time That I Realize
That There Are Some With No
Home, Not A Nickel To Loan
Could It Be Really Me,
Pretending That They're Not
Alone?
A Widow Deeply Scarred,
Somebody's Broken Heart
And A Washed-Out Dream
(Washed-Out Dream)
They Follow The Pattern Of
The Wind, Ya' See
Cause They Got No Place
To Be
That's Why I'm Starting With
Me
(Starting With Me!)
I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Ooh!)
And No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)
I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm Asking Him To Change His
Ways
(Change His Ways-Ooh!)
And No Message Could've
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make That . . .)
Change!
I'm Starting With The Man In
The Mirror,
(Man In The Mirror-Oh
Yeah!)
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make The Change)
(You Gotta Get It Right, While
You Got The Time)
('Cause When You Close Your
Heart)
You Can't Close Your . . .Your
Mind!
(Then You Close Your . . .
Mind!)
That Man, That Man, That
Man, That Man
With That Man In The Mirror
(Man In The Mirror, Oh Yeah!)
That Man, That Man, That Man
I'm Asking Him To Change
His Ways
(Better Change!)
You Know . . .That Man
No Message Could Have
Been Any Clearer
If You Wanna Make The World
A Better Place
(If You Wanna Make The
World A Better Place)
Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change
(Take A Look At Yourself And
Then Make A Change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Oh Yeah!)
Gonna Feel Real Good Now!
Yeah Yeah! Yeah Yeah!
Yeah Yeah!
Na Na Na, Na Na Na, Na Na,
Na Nah
(Ooooh . . .)
Oh No, No No . . .
I'm Gonna Make A Change
It's Gonna Feel Real Good!
Come On!
(Change . . .)
Just Lift Yourself
You Know
You've Got To Stop It.
Yourself!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
I've Got To Make That Change,
Today!
Hoo!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Got To
You Got To Not Let Yourself . . .
Brother . . .
Hoo!
(Yeah!-Make That Change!)
You Know-I've Got To Get
That Man, That Man . . .
(Man In The Mirror)
You've Got To
You've Got To Move! Come
On! Come On!
You Got To . . .
Stand Up! Stand Up!
Stand Up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand Up And Lift
Yourself, Now!
(Man In The Mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Aaow!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Gonna Make That Change . . .
Come On!
(Man In The Mirror)
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know It!
You Know . . .
(Change . . .)
Make That Change.
The Man in the Hood was dead, and the world was saved.