And now a story to calm your nerves after the last one and before the next one.
Enjoy!
J. Tom presents
A Kingdom Hearts/Avengers Fanfic
Kingdom Hearts: Roxas, Ventus, Ant-Man, and the Wasp
With the ensemble voice cast of:
Jesse McCartney as Roxas and Ventus
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Quinton Flynn as Lea
Evangeline Lilly as Hope van Dyne/Wasp
Alyson Stoner as Xion
Michael Peña as Luis
Meaghan Martin as Naminé
Walton Goggins as Sonny Burch
Jason Dohring as Terra
Hannah John-Karmen as Ava Starr/Ghost
Willa Holland as Aqua
with
Michelle Pfiefer as Janet van Dyne
Haley Joel Osment as Vanitas
Laurence Fishburne as Bill Foster
Rutger Hauer as Master Xehanort
and
Michael Douglas as Dr. Hank Pym
"I still think about the night your mother and I had to leave you…" said the voice of Dr. Hank Pym.
A young Hope van Dyne walked out of her bedroom into the hallway. There, here parents Janet van Dyne and Hank Pym were talking to a woman.
"Hopefully, it's not for long, but I'll call you when we get settled. When I have a better indication of what's going on." Janet said to the woman.
"Mommy?" asked Hope.
Janet and Hank turned around to face their daughter. Janet sighed as Hank got the bags situated.
"Oh, Jellybean." said Janet as she kneeled down to meet eye-level with Hope. "Daddy and I have a last minute business trip, so Rose is going to stay with you for a few days." she told her,
"No. I don't want you to go." protested Hope.
"Ugh! It's gonna be so boring!" said Janet. "I won't be able to keep my... eyes…"
Janet then pretended to have dozed off. Hope giggle as Janet snored. Hank walked up to his daughter.
"Goodbye, sweetheart. Alright, we'll see you soon." he said as he kissed Hope on the forehead. He then touched Janet's shoulder.
Janet snorted "awake." Both girls giggled.
"I wish we could have put down our bags, and tucked you back into your bed, but too many lives were at stake." came Hank's sad and regretful voice.
We now see a shrunken Janet and Hank in their Wasp and Ant-Man suits flying onto a metal surface, leaves flying through the air.
"Oh my god! They've already launched!" cried Hank.
A missile flew up from the surface.
"We have to stop it! Come on!" Janet said urgently.
Hank grapples himself up on the bomb while Janet flew. As the missile rocketed through the air, Hank and Janet hung onto the steel, desperately trying to disarm the missile.
"The only way to disarm the missile was to get inside it, but the plating was too thick. The only way in was to shrink between the molecules." sighed Hank.
Janet flew up beside Hank, putting a grapple line onto her waist.
"I can't get through! Hank…" she called.
A landmass came to view through the clouds, meaning the missile could wipe out that place any second.
"We both knew that if you go that small, there's no coming back." said Hank.
Hank tried to turn a button on his belt, but it sparked and failed. Janet watched as this happened.
"It should have been me, but my regulator was damaged. Your mother's wasn't." said Hank.
Janet flew up into the air and turned a button on her belt, making the red light flash.
"Tell Hope I love her…" Janet said sadly.
"She turned it off." sighed Hank.
"Janet, NO!" screamed Hank.
Janet flew into the missile, and shrunk until she cannot be seen. She flew through various systems, disarming the machine and making sparks fly everywhere.
"And went subatomic to deactivate the bomb." said Hank.
The rocket tumbles and splashed into the ocean.
"Your mother saves thousands of lives that day, knowing she'd be lost in the quantum realm. Alone. Afraid. Gone forever." Hank said sadly.
Young Hope looked back at the doorway and disrupted her playing to greet her father at the door, who looks tired and traumatized. Hope's lip quivered, and Hank pulls her in for an embrace.
"Telling you that she wasn't coming home, was the hardest thing that I ever had to do." sighed Hank.
MCU, 2015:
A grown up Hope and an older Hank are seen talking.
"But then Scott showed up… or should I say, broke into our house. And Sora came by during his Mark of Mastery exam. And when they went to the Quantum Realm... they came back, everything changed." continued Hank. "I started to wonder… could your mother still be alive?"
Hank stood up, and Hope followed.
"So I dusted off some old plans." said Hank.
Hank pulled a rubber band off a rolled up white piece of paper and unfolds it on the huge table. The plans are a blueprint for a "quantum tunnel."
"Dad, what are you saying?" asked Hope.
Hank smiled slightly. "I think it's possible to bring her back."
Disney Castle:
It had been one week after Terra, Ven, Aqua, Isa, Ansem the Wise, Cloud, and Zack has been saved from their fates. A lot of things had happened since then.
Terra, Aqua, Ven, and Isa now lived at Disney Castle until the Keyblade War was done. Terra had allowed Lea to remain one of the 7 Guardians of light.
Cloud and Zack decided to stay in Radiant Garden with Tifa, Leon, Aerith, Yuffie, and Cid and became full-time members of the Restoration Committee.
Everyone had also learned that Mickey's brother Oswald had accidentally made Ortensia his successor, meaning she too was now a Keyblade wielder. (1)
Ansem the Wise, Dilan, Even, Aeleus, Ienzo, and the Restoration Committee returned today Radiant Garden. Rufus, Reno, Rude, Elena, Tseng, Vincent, and Reeve had returned to Midgar. They all promised to keep in contact with the Guardians of Light and their allies.
It was another sunny day and Sora and his friends were in the park. Some were training with their Keyblades and other skills while the rest were having fun.
Dewey and Webby were sparring. Webby had been excited to teach Huey, Dewey, Louie, Lena, and Violet self-defense skills, per their request.
Dewey and webby exchanged a few soft blows with their fists. Dewey tried to spin kick Webby, but she ducked. Webby suddenly flipped Dewey over her shoulder and he landed on the ground.
"Oof." he muttered. "Man Webby, you are strong." he commented.
Webby giggled. "Thanks." She helped him up. "The key to outwitting your opponent is you have to outsmart them. Learn their strengths and weaknesses, kind of like how Louie sees the angles."
Dewey shrugged. "Ok. I'm no fighting expert, but I'll give it a go."
Webby smiled. "Good."
Dewey turned around as Webby stepped backwards. Webby smirked as she ran towards Dewey.
Dewey heard Webby's footsteps as they began to get louder. As Webby was about to use the Vulcan-hand grab on Dewey, the middle triplet suddenly grabbed her arm, much to Webby's surprise, and flipped her over his shoulder.
"Oof!" Webby grunted as she landed.
Dewey gasped. "OHMYGOSH! Webby are you ok?!" he asked as he helped her up.
Webby smiled as Dewey helped her up. "I'm fine. That was great Dewey, you're a natural!" she complimented,
Dewey chuckled. "Uh, thanks Webs."
At the same time, Sora and Roxas were sparring with their Keyblades near by.
"Hey guys." said Sora casually as he and Roxas clashed Kingdom Key and Two Become One.
"Hey Sora. Hey Roxas." said Webby. "How's the training going?"
"Going good." said Roxas as he dragged his Keyblade away.
"Why do you guys train if you're masters now?" asked Dewey.
"Because even Keyblade Masters need more training." said Ven as he walked up to the group. "Terra and Aqua say that extra training helps keep your moves fresh and memorable in your mind."
"Sounds right." nodded Webby.
Nearby, Terra and Aqua were sparring as well.
"You're a real natural Terra." said Aqua.
Terra smiled. "Thanks. Even possessed, I was learning more spells and mastering the ones I already knew more."
Terra the pushed Aqua back with Ends of the Earth.
Aqua smiled. "At this rate, you'll be a master for real this time." she said confidently. "I know it."
Terra smiled at Aqua's vote of confidence. "Thank you Aqua."
The two were spotted by Louie and Lena, both who were drinking Pep!.
"Man, those two are so made for each other and they don't even realize it." commented Louie as he took a swig of Pep!.
Lena chuckled. "Yep. Oblivious to the end, just like Sora and Kairi prior to finally admitting it." she said with a smirk.
"That's what I was thinking!" Louie said in amazement.
Lena giggled. "What can I say? Devious yet clever minds think alike."
Louie and Lena laughed as they tapped their cans together and each took a drink.
Kairi was sparring with Naminé and Xion.
"You girls are getting better and better each day." said Kairi as she dodged a slashing attack from Xion.
"Well we were in your's and Sora's hearts for a while." said Xion. "We've learned an awful lot from you two."
"Riku and Mickey too whenever we trained with them." added Naminé.
Lea was practicing some spells on some targets. Huey and Violet were watching.
"Gotta say Lea, you're pretty good." commented Huey.
Lea smirked. "Well I have been fighting evil with this Keyblade for some time now." he told them.
"Have you ever learned how to fight with your Keyblade and your chakrams at the same time instead of transformation?" asked Violet.
Lea thought for a minute and shrugged. "Not really. Though that would be helpful if I did. It would be helpful for Isa and Myde too."
"Where are those two anyway?" asked Huey as he scanned around the park.
Sora, Roxas, and Ven were chatting with Dewey and Webby, Kairi was sparring with Naminé and Xion, and Louie and Lena were watching Terra and Aqua practice.
"Their helping Mickey put in valuable information into that new database we have in the castle lab. Allies, enemies, locations, the whole package deal." said Lea.
"So you can study potential allies and enemies to see what makes them tick." realized Violet.
Lea smirked. "Exactly."
Castle lab:
Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Riku, Isa, and Myde were looking over the new device installed by Ludwig, Even, Ienzo, and Cid.
It was like a giant computer, but it had many buttons, switches, and levers in addition to a Keyboard. It was meant to be similar to Cid's computer to monitor the worlds and to Jiminy's Journal so they could keep track of allies and enemies.
Right now, they were looking over models of the current True Organization XIII members Isa and Myde told them about.
"Master Xehanort, Young Xehanort, Ansem, Xemnas, Xigbar, Luxord, Marluxia, Larxene, Vanitas, and Dark Riku." said Mickey as he looked over the pictures.
"Only 10 members." said Riku. "So we're still in the clear."
"But it won't be long until it's 11." said Isa. "Maleficent and Magica are still working on their Number 13."
"Yeah, who knows who else will fall victim to be their new 11 and 12." said Myde.
"Let's hope it's not an innocent victim." said Goofy.
"Agreed." said Mickey.
"Who else could they use?" asked Donald.
"You got me." shrugged Riku.
Just then, Minnie and Daisy came out of the elevator. "Beakley says dinner's almost ready!" said Minnie.
"Thanks girls!" said Mickey.
With that said, they all went inside the elevator and went up.
Dining room:
Soon, everyone was gathering around to sit at the dinner table. Those who were there were Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Lea, Naminé, Xion, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Isa, Myde, Minnie, Daisy, Max, Scrooge, Ludwig, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, Beakley, and Launchpad.
"Is everyone here?" asked Minnie.
"I gave Duckworth another long overdue vacation." said Scrooge. "So he won't be dining with us tonight."
"Seifer and his gang went back to Twilight Town to get more of their clothes and personal belongings." said Lea.
"Alright then." said Mickey.
Just then, Hayner, Pence, and Olette came into the room, wearing their KHIII clothes. They had gotten them the other day in Twilight Town.
Hayner's shirt was white and the skull was now black, smaller, and moved to the bottom. His vest was black with red-and-black plaid on the bottom. His pants were jeans and his shoes shared the same red-and-black plaid design. He still wore a white necklace with a yellow "X" charm on it and a brown bracelet on his left wrist with several silver pins in it.
Pence's headband was fully black, his bandana was orange, his shirt was black-and-white and the "Dog Street" was above the dog, his jeans were black, and the blue on his shoes was orange.
The floral pattern on Olette's tank-top was gone and it was pure black with stitch-like vertical orange lining. Her shorts had a plaid pattern with a primarily red-and-black background with small vertical orange stripes and small horizontal blue stripes. Her socks and shoelaces are red and her shoes are black and grey. Her bracelet was red-and-black and her necklace is red.
"Hey guys! What do you think of our new clothes?" asked Olette.
"You guys look nice." said Aqua.
"Yeah, those colors suit you." said Myde.
"Thanks." said Hayner. "So what's for dinner?"
"Spaghetti, lasagna, mashed potatoes, and carrots." replied Beakley.
"Sounds good." said Pence.
Soon, everyone sat down to dinner and dug in.
"So how's the Keyblade training going?" asked Beakley.
"Going great." said Xion. "We're learning a lot."
"The more spells and skills we learn, the closer we get to becoming masters." said Max.
"And we've been practicing ourselves." said Sora, gesturing to himself, Mickey, Riku, Aqua, and Roxas.
Launchpad seemed confused. "Why would you guys need more training? Shouldn't masters know everything so they don't need to train anymore?" he asked.
Mickey chuckled. "Even masters need the extra training Launchpad." he explained. "That way we can still be up to speed with everything we know."
"But isn't Yen Sid a master too?" asked Launchpad.
"Yeah, but he's retried." said Terra. "He stays at the tower to monitor the worlds, sometimes with Merlin, Flora, Fauna, Merryweather, Angeal, and Genesis helping him."
"Exactly." said Beakley. "Me, Scrooge, and Ludwig are retired from being spies, but we only come out of it whenever the mission desperately requires our help."
"Oh! Make sense." nodded Launchpad.
"So… when's the next mission?" asked Dewey, eager to hear something cool.
Donald chuckled. "Not for a while Dewey." he told him.
"Just depends on which world will need our help again." said Riku.
"Hard to believe it's only been a week." murmured Sora. "Just last week it was one crazy adventure within two days."
"And that crazy adventure saved many of us." said Ven, Terra, Aqua, and Isa nodding in agreement.
"If you ask me, you six could use a break." said Lea, looking over at Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy.
The six looked at Lea in confusion.
"What do ya mean Lea?" asked Mickey.
"I mean, every time there's a mission, you guys are always the ones to respond." said Lea.
"I get it." said Ven. "You six are always traveling around world to world, trying to stop the darkness from overtaking it."
"But that's our job." said Kairi.
"Yeah, but you guys could use the rest after several missions this past month." said Xion.
"Yeah, let someone else on the battlefield for once." said Naminé. "Let them feel the experience of fighting the darkness while you guys don't have to worry about a thing."
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy traded concerned glances.
"I don't know…" said Mickey.
"Guys." Aqua said softly with a kind smile. "You could use a break whenever the next mission comes up. Just one. One mission you won't have to worry about while some of us take care of it."
"Even if three of you are masters, you shouldn't strain yourselves." added Terra.
"Plus, some of us could use that kind of experience." said Naminé.
"Well…" trailed off Sora. "We'll think about it."
"Sounds good." said Aqua.
As everyone finished eating their dinner, something popped into Launchpad's mind. He looked over at Ven.
"Hey, Ven. Do you mind if I ask something?" the pilot asked.
"Sure, what is it Launchpad?" Ven asked.
" You used to train under Xehanort years ago, right?" asked Launchpad.
Everyone was surprised by this question but Ven didn't seem to mine.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, and Violet were surprised to hear Xehanort was once Ven's master, since only Scrooge, Ludwig, Beakley, and Launchpad were told the story by the world-travelers.
"Uh… yeah… why...?" asked Ven.
"Just a strange question on my mind, Xehanort isn't your father or grandfather or anything, is he?" Launchpad asked casually.
He and those who hadn't encountered Xehanort before had been shown pictures of him through the new data computer.
Everyone blinked in shock.
"WHAT!?" they all exclaimed.
"Hold on! You think Xehanort is my actual blood relative!?" Ven asked incredulously.
"He's not? Phew! That's a relief." said Launchpad with a relieved smile. "I've seen those pictures of him and you both look exactly alike."
"One's brown!" exclaimed Dewey.
"And has yellow eyes!" added Huey.
"And completely bald in the future!" added Louie.
"And decrepit!" added Webby.
"What in blistering bagpipes would make you think they look anything alike!?" Scrooge asked incredulously.
"Well both Ven and Xehanort have spiky hair… well, the young one does." said Launchpad. "And I heard he was a nice guy in a Radiant Garden."
Everyone looked weird out.
Ven on the other hand was mad about having to remember what Xehanort did to him.
"No! He's not my father or grandfather." he said as he stood up and faced everyone. "Xehanort was the guy who abducted me from my homeworld, kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight with a keyblade and… from what I remember kept me in terror by threatening to eat my soul and leave my body for the Heartless to eat!" (2)
The others were horrified to hear this, especially Xion, Roxas, Terra, Aqua, Sora and Lea.
"Eat your soul?!" exclaimed Terra.
"Feed your body to the Heartless?!" exclaimed Aqua.
"Yes, and unlike Yondu with 'eating' Quill, I could tell he actually meant it!" snapped Ven.
"Eww!" Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Webby exclaimed in disgust.
"That's disgusting!" Lena added in disgust.
"That's unpleasant." murmured Violet, cringing in disgust.
"Even to me." added Webby.
"That son of bitch!" snarled Terra.
"That's horrible Ven!" said Xion.
"If you thought that was horrible wait till you hear what happened to me next!" said Ven.
"What happened?" asked Beakley, worried.
"After seeing me as a failure, Xehanort extracted my darkness from my heart and created Vanitas our of it!" said Ven. "And it seriously hurt like hell!"
"That's horrible!" exclaimed Olette.
"Not only that, but that extraction seriously damaged by heart!" added Ven. "I was close to dying!"
Everyone gasped.
"That's terrible!" exclaimed Naminé.
"That lowlife!" snarled Max.
"How did you survive?" asked Scrooge.
Ven calmed down as he looked at Sora. "Like Sora told you after the whole Wasteland incident, his heart connected with mine and saved it from dying." he replied with a smile.
Everyone else smiled too.
"You are one unique boy Sora." said Lea.
"And that's what makes you one of the greatest." added Roxas.
Sora chuckled bashfully. "Thanks guys."
"After that, Xehanort saw new hope in me." continued Ven. "He then dropped me off in the Land of Departure to train alongside Aqua and Terra under Master Eraqus. Those two became my older brother and sister since then."
Everyone smiled warmly at that.
"Aww!" Aqua gushed at that last sentence.
"Thanks Ven." said Terra, smiling.
"No prob." smiled Ven.
"Why don't we talk about something more pleasant?" suggested Beakley.
"Good idea." said Ven.
Roxas then beamed. "Oh I got an idea." He turned to Sora, Donald, and Hoofy. "Tell them about…" he paused before snickering, "...that guy with the funny name."
Sora, Donald, and Goofy's faces brightened and they struggled not to laugh.
"Ok." said Donald. "So last year when me, Sora, and Goofy were in the MCU, we got split up. I ended up captured with Rocket, Yondu, and Baby Groot by the Ravagers."
"That's horrible!" exclaimed Daisy in worry.
"It was." nodded Donald. He then smirked. "But, their leader, despite having an ugly face…" Donald trailed off while trying not to laugh. "He had the most hilarious name I've ever heard in my entire life.
Everyone was now leaning in in anticipation.
"What was his name Uncle Donald?" asked Webby.
Donald struggled to contain his laughter before saying, "TASERFACE!"
The room was silent before everyone burst out laughing.
"Taserface? Seriously?!" Daisy asked between laughs.
"Sounds like it." laughed Hayner.
"It's true." said Lea, Isa nodding in agreement.
"Oh no! It's Taserface! He's gonna tase is with his face!" Myde exclaimed in mock-fear, and everyone laughed.
"What kind of stupid name is that?" asked Max.
"Well according to him… 'It's metaphorical!'" replied Donald, imitating Taserface's voice, making everyone laugh.
"For?" Max, Hayner, Pence, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, and Launchpad asked together.
"'It is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of those that hear it!'" replied Donald, still imitating the dead villain.
Everyone laughed some more.
"Quite stupid if you ask me." laughed Lena.
"Oh yes! Very!" Minnie laughed in agreement.
"Who thinks 'Taserface' is a scary name?" asked Ludwig.
"We didn't." said Isa. "Back in the Organization, that name was so ridiculous, not only did it have Luxord and Xigbar howling with laughter, but even as Saïx, I was laughing hysterically."
Isa then laughed at the memory.
"Seriously?!" Lea asked in shock and amusement.
Isa nodded. "And Xemnas… I've never seen him laugh so hard in my life. And it was not the evil kind." he added laughing at the memory of Xemnas howling with laugher when Taserface said his name to Rocket."
Everyone stared in shock.
"Xemnas can laugh?!" Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Lea, Xion, Naminé, Ven, Terra, and Aqua asked in shock before they and all their friends howled in laughter.
"Yep." chuckled Isa.
"It gets better." said Goofy.
"How so Dad?" asked Max.
Goofy chuckled. "Well from what Rocket and Nebula told us, Rocket said that he couldn't help but imagine Taserface waking up in the morning, looking in the mirror, then all serious, he says to himself, 'You know what would be a rally kick-ass name? TASERFACE!'" he replied, laughing hard.
Everyone burst out laughing.
"That sounds about right." laughed Scrooge.
"That was now Rocket heard it in his head!" added Roxas, and the laugher increased.
"It gets better!" said Sora.
"How?" giggled Aqua.
"Rocket asked him, 'What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?!'" Sora said while laughing.
Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Max, Roxas, Lea, Xion, Naminé, Isa, Myde, Terra, Ven, Aqua, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, Scrooge, Ludwig, Beakley, and Launchpad all burst out laughing hysterically.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, and Violet fell out of their chairs and rolled on the ground, clutching their stomachs in laughter.
Riku, Terra, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Scrooge, Ludwig, Beakley, and Launchpad were clutching themselves while struggling to control their laughter.
Roxas, Lea, Ven, Max, Myde, Hayner, and Pence were practically pounding the table while laughing.
Kairi, Xion, Aqua, Naminé, Olette, Minnie, and Daisy were wiping tears of laughter from their face.
"Too much! Too much! TOO MUCH!" said Lena as she howled with laughter.
"That is so HILARIOUS!" said Dewey.
"Yet so true!" laughed Olette.
"Yeah, that sounds about right." laughed Lea.
"I think him and Tony are gonna get along just fine." laughed Kairi.
Sora laughed. "Yep. Tony's got another best friend to meet."
As everyone began to control themselves, Lena spoke up.
"I think Scrotum Hat sounds like a better name for this guy." said the teenage Duck, wiping a tear from her eye.
"I concur." said Violet. "The way you describe this evil individual, he clearly seems to lack brains."
Everyone laughed at Lena and Violet's witty remarks.
"So you did you guys defeat him?" asked Dewey.
"How about I show you while entertaining you?" suggested Donald.
He turned to Naminé, who got the idea, got up, and went overer to Donald and placed a hand on his head. She pulled out her Gummiphone and turned on hologram mode.
Everyone watched as the scene from last year in the MCU played.
Rocket and Yondu were tied to chairs, the latter having his fun ripped off his head. Baby Groot was stuck in a cage handing from the rafters. Donald was tied in a straight jacket with an apple placed in his beak. A scar-faced man was chanting with the Ravagers while Nebula watched nearby.
"Who are those creeps?" asked Kairi.
"Those are the Ravagers." replied Roxas.
"The blue-skinned man?" asked Dewey.
"Yondu, their old leader before being removed." said Lea.
"He was also Quill's adoptive father when he was 12." added Isa. "Better than his birth father any day."
"The blue girl?" asked Webby.
"Nebula." said Sora. "Gamora's adoptive sister. She's a good guy now long after Ronan and helped us defeat Ego."
"I'm guessing the raccoon's Rocket?" asked Louie.
"Bingo." said Ven.
"And the tree-thing?" asked Scrooge.
Sora smiled fondly. "That's Groot when he was a baby."
"AWW!" Kairi, Naminé, Xion, Aqua, Olette, Webby, Lena, and Violet cooed with happy faces upon seeing Baby Groot.
"He's so cute!" gushed Olette.
"And dangerous when fighting evil. A-hyuck!" chcukled Goofy.
"And the creep with the sunburn face?" asked Lena.
Donald smirked. "Just listen."
"It's time! For the Ravagers to rise once again to glory! With a new Captain! TASERFACE!" shiuted the scar-faced man.
The traitorous Ravagers all explode in cheers of joy and victory.
Once again, eveyone burst out laughing. Sora, Roxas, Terra, Lea, Isa, Myde, Hayner, Pence, Mickey, Goofy, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, and Violet clutched their stomachs.
"Still so hilarious!" laughed Dewey.
"And even more stupid since most of us now know what this idiot looks like." laughed Myde.
Taserface's moment was disrupted by Rocket who was laughing near hysterics. Everyone immediately looks to the humanoid raccoon like alien.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You're name is… it's Taserface?" Rocket asked.
"Thats right." Taserface nodded.
Donald was holding in the urge to laugh his head off.
"Do you… shoot taser's out of your face?" asked Rocket.
"IT'S METAPHORICAL!" shouted Taserface.
The Ravagers all explodes in agreement but clearly Rocket and Donald were not buying it.
"Still sounds stupid." mused Kairi, making eveyone chuckle.
"For what?" asked Rocket.
"For… it is name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone that hears it!" replied Taserface.
The room was silent for a moment until the Ravagers all murmur in reluctant but accepting agreement.
"Look! Their knowledge of metaphors is improving!" said Louie, making everyone laugh.
"Okay, whatever you say." shrugged Rocket, snickering.
Everyone could hear muffled laughter coming from Donald who couldn't help but fidget about on the floor. Taserface pulled out a knife and points at both of them.
"You shut up! You're next!" snarled Taserface.
Taserface heard Donald's muffled but loud laughter behind him.
"What!? What're you laughing at!?" he demanded,
Unable to contain it any longer Donald spat the apple right into Taserface's mouth and has burst into hysterical laughter.
The Disney Castle people howled in laughter.
"Nice one Donald!" laughed Goofy.
"You showed him!" giggled Daisy.
Donald chuckled.
Donald bounced around laughing as loudly as possible.
"I'm sorry! I can't hold it in any longer! Taserface?! That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!" Donald howled.
"What did you say!?" demanded Taserface,
"You heard me you rejected Red Skull Face knock off!" Donald chortled.
"Good one! Not sure who Red Skull is but it works!" laughed Rocket.
"Now that is a good one." laughed Beakley. "I've seen Red Skull's files from S.H.I.E.L.D. and I can see the resemblance."
"Eh, Red Skull actually looks better." shrugged Ludwig, making eveyone laugh.
Donald and Rocket laughed and even the crew was beginning to snicker a little.
"I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!" said Rocket. "I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning sir, looking in the mirror, then all serious, you say to yourself, 'You know what would be a kick-ass name?! TASERFACE!'"
Rocket laughed hysterically and fiddles his legs. "That's how I hear you in my head!" he told him.
All the Ravagers were doing their best to hold in the laughter building up inside.
Donald laughed in amusement.
Eveyrone burst out laughing.
"What was your second choice!? Scrotum Hat?!" asked Rocket.
The Ravagers burst out laughing, then Donald who was bouncing and laughing uncontrollably on the floor, tears in his eyes, then Baby Groot from his cage.
Sora, Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Max, Roxas, Lea, Naminé, Xion, Isa, Myde, Terra, Aqua, Ven, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Ludwig, Scrooge, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, Launchpad, and Beakley burts out into hysterical howling laughter.
Once again, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, and Violet fell out of their seats laughing uncontrollably.
"Too much! Too much! TOO MUCH!" Lena howled in laughter again.
"Even his own crew!" chortled Lea.
"Way too funny!" laughed Sora.
"Rocket is such a roasting badass." laughed Hayner.
"True!" giggled Xion.
Taserface grabbed Donald and slammed him next to Rocket and had his knife point blank range near both them.
"New plan! We're killing the both of you first!" he growled.
"Well, dying does seem a whole lot better than having to spend a whole life being a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name." muttered Rocket.
"Yeah! And to top it all off you've got a face that not even a mother would love!" Donald added, smirking.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora, Riku, Lea, Myde, Ven, Hayner, Pence, Goofy, Max, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, and Lena shouted and everyone laughed.
"That was perfect!" laughed Minnie.
"So how did you guys get out of that one?" asked Daisy once the laughter died down.
"Well after me, Rocket, and Yondu were thrown in a cage, Groot eventually found us." said Donald as the memory changed.
Donald, Rocket, and Yondu were seen locked in a cage as Groot walked by, dripping in alcohol.
"Psst! Hey, twig! Come here. Come on." said Yondu.
Groot walked over.
"Aw, man… what did they do to you?" Rocket asked in worry.
"What do they do to him?" asked Webby.
"Whatever mutineers do." Donald muttered and everyone felt anger at the Ravagers.
"Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin… the thing I wore on my head. There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. You got it?" asked Yondu.
"Why do I feel like he understood none of that?" asked Pence.
"Because he didn't lad." Scrooge replied.
"Nope." Violet said in agreement.
Groot came back with underwear.
Eveyrone laughed.
"He asked for a red fin and he brought white underwear?" Myde asked in amusement.
"Babies." giggled Lena.
"That's my underwear." said Yondu in disbelief.
"Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. You have to explain it more careful." said Rocket.
"It's a prototype fin." Yondu explained to Groot.
"Like that's better." muttered Donald.
Later, a Groot came back with a red orloini.
"That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot." said Rocket.
Everyone laughed.
"You explain it this time." Yondu said to Rocket.
"All right." said Rocket.
Later, Groot came back with a prosthetic eye.
"Is that an eye?" Donald asked in disgust.
"That's Vorker's eye. He takes it out when he sleeps." replied Yondu. "Go. Look again."
"But leave the eye here." said Rocket.
"Why?" asked Yondu.
"He's gonna wake up tomorrow… and he's not gonna know… where his eye is!" Rocket replied, laughed hysterically.
"His love for prosthetics is… interesting." murmured Violet.
Groot came back with an entire desk.
"Really?" Donald asked, puzzled.
"That's a desk." said Yondu.
"We told you it was this big." said Rocket.
"An entire desk?" Max asked.
"Seriously?" giggled Naminé.
"It wasn't even that big!" said Isa and everyone laughed.
Groot came back with a severed thumb. Donald, Rocket, and Yondu looked disturbed.
"Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere… with a bunch of severed human limbs." said Rocket.
Yondu shook his head no. Donald looked a bit green as he covered his mouth, trying not to vomit.
"Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this." said Rocket.
"Please don't. Groot's too adorable." said Kairi.
Everyone chuckled while also feeling a bit disturbed.
Yondu took off a symbol off his jacket. "The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Okay?" he asked as he handed Groot the symbol.
Groot put it on his head like a hat.
"Aww." Donald cooed with a smile, despite the situation.
"He's so cute." cooed Webby, grinning.
"What? No!" exclaimed Yondu.
"He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat." said Rocket.
"That's not what I said!" Yondu said in exasperation.
"I am Groot." said Groot.
"He's relieved you don't want him to." translated Rockey.
"I am Groot." said Groot.
"He hates hats." added Rocket.
"I am Groot." added Groot.
"On anyone, not just himself." added Rocket.
"Hey!" Donald said, offended.
"I am Groot." said Groot,
"One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head… the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat." said Rocket before looking over at Groot. "That's why you don't like hats?" he asked.
Groot nodded.
"This is an important conversation right now?" asked Yondu.
"To them? Yes. To normal people. No." said Sora, making everyone laugh.
Later, the fin was dropped at Yondu's feet. He, Donald, and Rocket looked up to see Kraglin standing in front of them, holding Groot in his hand, with a sorry expression.
"Who's that?" asked Pence.
"Kraglin Obfonteri." said Sora. "He became leader of a new set of Ravagers after Yondu's sacrifice."
"I didn't mean to do a mutiny. They killed all my friends." Kraglin said.
"Get the third quadrant ready for release." said Yondu.
"Wait!" Donald and Rocket said together.
"One more thing!" said Rocket.
"We need to ask you get the most important thing of all!" said Donald.
Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, Violet, Kairi, Lea, Myde, Hayner, Pence, and Olette were all anxious to know what it was.
"Got any clones of Quill's old music on this ship?" asked Rocket.
(Come A Little Bit Closer plays)
"Alright! Music to kick ass with!" cheered Dewey, making everyone chuckle and eager to watch.
The confused Ravagers open the cell doors and head inside only to find Donald and Rocket fully place and adjust the prototype fin on a seated Yondu's head and it activated. They attempted to get out their weapons but Yondu did a whistle and his arrow responds. It levitates in the air and blasts through a wall faster than the speed of light, leaving a trail of red light. The arrow pierces through the the two ravagers before they could even take aim and Yondu grabs the arrow.
"WHOA!" everyone except Sora, Donald, Goofy, Ven, Roxas, and Xion exclaimed in awe.
"That was amazing!" exclaimed Lea.
"Unbelievable!" cheered Dewey.
"Almost reminds me of that cane I made for you Scrooge." said Ludwig.
"I know, right?" said Scrooge,
Yondu got up just as they dropped down to their deaths. Yondu took a bite and Donald, Rocket and Groot jumped from their stalls. Donald summoned Nobody Lance and they proceeded to walk out but not until Rocket stopped to look at the two guns on the floors in satisfaction.
"Ooh, the raccoon's got new toys." said Lea with a smirk.
"This oughta be good." said Daisy.
Donald, Rocket and Groot, lead by Yondu, all walked out of their cells in slow motion and in a badass manner. Donald rested Nobody Lance on his shoulder and Rocket did the same with the larger blaster while holding the other one beside him. The hologram zoomed in on the three smaller members respectively.
"You guys look so badass." said Louie.
"Thanks." smirked Donald.
Yondu, Rocket and Groot walked into the hallway as the Ravagers pointed guns at them but Yondu whistled and the Yaka Arrow flew out. It went through all the Ravagers, twirling around and taking a U-turn as well while listening to Yondu's whistle.
"That is an awesome arrow!" cheered Myde.
"If Clint saw this, he would want it." giggled Naminé, and everyone chuckled,
Yondu caught the arrow again and opened a door to the bridge as the Ravagers tried to fire at them from all levels. Yondu whistled again and the Yaka Arrow flew around and many Ravagers fell from several levels above them.
"Killing the killers." mused Terra.
Groot saw the Ravager that had beaten him. He backed off in fear but Groot climbed up with his branches and with a roar, charged after them. He then grabbed him by his branches and threw him down before throwing him to a lower level, killing him.
"He got his revenge alright." chuckled Goofy.
"Cute and dangerous at the same time." said Olette.
"Just like Webby." Dewey said again.
Webby blushed and giggled.
As Groot jumps down on Rocket's shoulder another surviving Ravager rushes at them from behind only for Donald to hear him.
"Idiot." muttered Donald.
He tossed Nobody Lance without the need to look back and it pierces his body, killing him and sending him falling over the bridge. The lance-staff stuck to the wall and Donald resummoned it in his hand before giving it an epic twirl.
"Awesome!" cheered Dewey.
"Nice one lad!" praised Scrooge
"Didn't need to see the angle for that one." smirked Louie
"That's our Donald." giggled Daisy
They arrive in the camera room and Yondu spotted all his former henchman on the multitudes of screens in front of them all scrambling to find him. The music un-paused and he did his whistle, sending his arrow flying bursting through his entire ship, killing all his men in creative ways.
"Now that was impressive." said Beakley.
"He was just that skilled." chuckled Donald.
"Very true." said Roxas.
Rocket got on stacked up boxes with Groot on his shoulder and spotted a ravager stomping towards their direction. He took aim at the wall without looking away and fired. The bullet blasted through and pierced the ravager in the heart, resulting in an instantaneous death. Rocket silently scoffed.
Donald got on another pile boxes opposite of Rocket and spotted 5 more Ravagers heading towards them in another direction. He aimed Nobody Lance at the wall as well without looking away from the screen and fired a concentrated Thundaga Shot that bursts through the wall and splits into the fire, piercing the hearts of the 5 ravagers and instantly killing them. Donald smirked as they drop dead and he and Rocket happily nod at each other.
"You two are so awesome!" cheered Hayner.
"Thanks." chuckled Donald.
Rocket brought out another gun and Donald summoned Mage Staff just as the music was in the final stretch. Donald, Rocket and Yondu danced with song and erupt with laughter as Donald and Rocket fired bullets/various spells in what appeared to be random directions and Yondu continued directing his arrow at his targets as they enjoy killing all their enemies, his arrow leaving a trail of red light and devastation in its wake.
"Wow, you lot sure are having a blast." said Lea, smirking.
"Kind of disturbing." muttered Olette.
"They were a bunch of jerks who nearly killed us." said Donald.
"I understand that lad." said Scrooge.
"Mutineers, remember?" reminded Sora.
Donald, Rocket and Yondu continued having fun killing the Ravagers until Yondu spotted a familiar hateful figure on screen. When he did, he silently growled and walked over to get a closer look and sure enough, it was none other than Taserface.
"Uh oh…" muttered Goofy,
"Ooh...Taserface is in for it." said Sora.
"Judging by the look in his eye I'd say in his mind he's saying, 'Time for sweet revenge!'" said Louie.
"That's what I was thinking!" said Lena.
Louie and Lena high-fived.
"Good observation lad and lass. I've seen that look many times myself." said Scrooge.
"Me too. And you won't believe the reckless stunt he pulled off." said Donald.
"What was it?" asked Aqua.
"Just watch." said Sora.
Yondu whistled and the Yaka Arrow flew towards him and lit on fire. Taserface avoided it, but it hit some explosives and an explosion occurred.
"WHOA!" Riku, Kairi, Mickey, Minnie, Daisy, Max, Naminé, Aqua, Terra, Lea, Myde, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Scrooge, Ludwig, Beakley, Launchpad, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Webby, Lena, and Violet exclaimed in alarm.
"You maniac…" muttered Rocket in horror and terror.
"Aww phooey…" muttered Donald.
The entire ship began to explode.
"The whole ship's gonna blow!" cried Rocket.
"Not the whole ship." said Yondu as his arrow returned and he grabbed it.
Donald grabbed his head in fear. "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'VE WASTED MY LIFE!" he screamed in panic. (3)
Yondu grabbed Donald by his shirt. "Not yet we're not." he said as he dragged him.
"Talk about dejá-vu." quipped Louie and Donald blushed in embarrassment.
"Release the quadrant!" said Yondu as the five walked to the ship.
"Aye, Captain!" said Kraglin.
"After that, we escaped and reunited with Sora, Goofy, and the Guardians." said Donald as the memory ended.
"That was amazing!" said Huey.
"We got a whole room full of badasses." said Lea and everyone laughed.
"What happened to Taserface?" asked Ludwig.
Isa chuckled. "I know what happened. Me, Xemnas, Xigbar, and Luxord saw what happened during my first time as Saïx."
He gestured for Naminé, who obliged and placed her hand oh his head and played his memory.
Taserface, burnt and scarred even more, contacted Ayesha through a still functioning machine.
"Who's the Golden Girl?" asked Lena.
"Ayesha, the Golden High Priestess of the Sovereign." said Sora. "Very bland people I might add."
"Rocket stole some batteries from them and they attacked." said Roxas.
"Batteries? Seriously?" asked Myde.
"Ones that can power an entire planet." said Goofy, much to everyone's shock.
"Who is this?" asked Ayesha.
"I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship." said Taserface, trying in said coordinates. "I only ask one thing." he added. "That your High Priestess… tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. Taserface!"
Ayesha looked amused before she burst out laughing hysterically, much to Taserface's dismay as the ship exploded, killing him.
The memory then ended.
"The Sovereign can laugh?!" Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Ven, and Lea asked in shock before laughing hysterically.
For the rest of dinner that night, everyone laughed their heads off.
Several hours later:
Down in the lab, Sora, Kairi, and Ven were looking over the computer as it scanned the worlds.
"So far no worlds seem to be in danger again." said Sora.
"Just to be sure…" said Kairi as she moved her hand across the monitor.
Several worlds passed the screen before they came across the most unique one of all: The Marvel Cinematic Universe, or the MCU. The world of worlds.
"Hey, it's that world of worlds!" said Ven.
Sora and Kairi smiled. "Yep. The MCU." said Sora fondly.
"One of the worlds we visited so many times." said Kairi. She sighed sadly. "Such a shame what happened over there."
Sora and Ven sadly nodded in agreement.
"Yeah. Yen Sid and T'Challa told us all about that Civil War they had." said Sora.
"Hard to believe that one vengeful man and a set of documents are responsible for the Avengers splitting up." murmured Ven.
"That and Steve not telling Tony about Bucky's involvement in Howard and Maria's deaths." added Kairi. "Plus, Tony not looking at the Accords more, losing it while trying to kill Bucky, and that evil ass Ross."
"I just hope they're ok." said Sora. He then looked at the computer closely. "Hmm. Looks like a small reading of darkness over there."
"Should we wake up the others?" asked Ven.
"No it's late." said Kairi. "We can deal with it in the morning."
Ven then had an idea as the three went to the elevator. "Or… maybe you guys and your teammates can sit this one out while some of us take care of it for you tomorrow." he suggested.
Sora and Kairi were taken aback.
"Think about it." said Ven. "This could be our way of thanking you guys for all you've done."
Sora and Kairi thought it over for a bit.
"Are you sure Ven?" asked Sora.
Ven nodded. "Yeah. Like Terra and Aqua said, you guys should take it easy for a while for at least one mission. We can handle it for you."
"I guess it could work." said Sora as they exited the elevator.
"But who should go to the MCU?" asked Kairi. "Given that it's a world of worlds, it'll take a decent team."
Ven smiled. "Well I could for one. And Terra. And Aqua." Ven then had an idea. "And I know just who can lead us like Sora, Riku, and Mickey usually do for you guys and Goofy with the knights."
"Who?" asked Kairi.
"Roxas." said Ven.
"Roxas?" asked Sora.
"Think about it." said Ven. "He's been on many missions as you guys and visited the MCU just as many times as we have. I think he'll be a great leader."
Sora and Kairi thought it over as they entered the kitchen.
"You know what?" said Sora. "I think that'll work!"
"Yeah!" said Kairi. "You guys are tough fighters! You can handle the mission with ease!"
"Because we believe in you." added Sora.
Ven smiled. "Thanks guys. I'll be sure to tell the others first thing in the morning. I can't wait to see how Roxas will react to being voted leader."
"Yep. He sure will be surprised tomorrow." said Sora.
Ven shook his head. "You mean later today."
Sora looked confused. "Whaddya mean Ven?"
Ven chuckled as he gestured to the clock above the exit. "It's 12:10. It's morning!"
Kairi beamed as she gazed out the window. "Yeah. And what a lovely morning!
("Good Morning" from "Singing in the Rain" plays)
Kairi: Good Morning
Ven: Good Morning
Sora: We've talked the whole night through
Kairi: Good Morning
Sora and Ven: Good Morning to you
The three then do a little tap dance in place.
Sora, Kairi, and Ven: Good Morning
Good Morning
It's great to stay up late
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Sora and Kairi kneel down.
Ven: When the band began to play
the stars were shining bright
Ven kneels and Sora stands up.
Sora: Now the milkman's on his way
and it's too late to say good night
All three of them enter the main hall.
Sora, Kairi, and Ven: So, Good Morning
Good Morning
Sunbeams will soon smile through
Good Morning
Good Morning
Kairi stands on top of a chair while Sora and Ven dance around it.
Kairi: To you and you and you and you
Good Morning
Good Morning
We've gabbed the whole night through
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Sora and Ven: Nothing could be grander
than to be in Louisiana
Kairi: In the morning
In the morning
It's great to stay up late
Good Morning
Good Morning to you
Sora and Ven: I'd be as yippe
if it wasn't Mississippi
Kairi gets off the chair as she, Sora, and Ven dance to the left.
Kairi: When we left villain's lair,
the future wasn't bright
(goes on top of the main stairs)
But came the dawn, our story goes on
and I don't want to say good night!
Sora and Ven: So say good morning!
Kairi: Good Morning
Sora, Kairi, and Ven: Rainbows are shining through
Kairi: Good Morning
Sora and Ven: Good Morning
Kairi: Bonjour
Sora and Ven: Monsour
Kairi: Buenos Días
Sora and Ven: Muchas Frías
Kairi: Bongiorno!
Sora and Ven: Montichorno!
Kairi: Gutten Morgen!
Sora and Ven: Blakich Morgen!
Sora, Ven, and Kairi: Good Morning to you!
Sora, Kairi, and Ven then happily start doing tap dances all around the hallway without breaking a sweat. Sometimes they spin around, do some flips, and sway their arms and legs around.
Eventually, they go near a coat closet and take out three rain ponchos and the hats. Sora wears a fedora, Kairi wears a cowboy hat, and Ven wears a red and black striped snow hat.
The three do some more dances before they pretend the ponchos are instruments.
Ven: Waka laka laka laka laka laka wa
Waka laka laka laka laka laka wa
Waka laka laka laka laka laka wa
Sora then dances around like a Spanish dancer.
Sora: ¡Olé!
Kairi: Toro!
Ven: Bravo!
They then kick the ponchos away.
Sora, Kairi, and Ven: Haha
Haha
Sora, Kairi, and Ven then do some more tap dancing, even managing to move backwards while doing so.
Eventually, they made their way over to one of the couches and flipped over it. They then went to the couch across from it, walked onto the top of it, pinching it down on it's back. Sora, Ven, and Kairi danced a bit before falling back onto the fallen couch.
("Good Morning" from "Singing in the Rain" ends)
Sora, Kairi, and Ven laughed in amusement.
"That was fun!" giggled Kairi.
"You said it." said Ven.
"Several hours from now, a new world-traveling team will be going to save the MCU." said Sora.
Kairi and Ven nodded in agreement.
The Castle That Never Was:
Master Xehanort, Ansem, and Xemnas were watching the scene before them in the Grey Room.
"A new team for the next mission." mused Ansem.
"This will be interesting." said Xemnas.
"Especially considering that we have a couple of pawns to use in the MCU to attract the Heartless." said Xehanort. "Once the world-travelers get there, send Vanitas to keep an eye on them."
"Done." Ansem and Xemnas said in unison as they teleported away.
Master Xehanort gazed back at the computer. "Enjoy yourselves while you still can." he said with a smirk. "Considering that on of my pawns is unlike any individual you've seen. She's not one to be messed with."
To be continued...
Hope that this scene is a good heartwarming and hilarious start after the previous story.
Next chapter, a new team assembles… and they meet Scott Lang.
(1) We'll see that in a later story.
(2) Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 - parody scene suggested by Super Saiyan 3 Odd.