AN: Sorry it took me so long to update! It has been a busy summer my dad made me sign up for a church basketball team and it's fun to go to parties and hang out with the team but the game is hard and he is hard on me. I just want to go back to school and do theater.

Anyway here is another chapter! Hopefully u like

\Two weelks later there was a big party to celebrate the saving of Time, on the Meluminum Falcon. Because Vade no longer served the enemy, the sides were not different anymore there was no light side, or dark side, or middle side; just friends and family having a banging good time.

Everybody from both armies showed up. Even General Greedo and Bob Fett made it! They boogied their asses

Luke, Han, Leah, Chewie, Lando, Mace, and the three robot dances in a circle. Luke still was in a wheelchair.

"Are you going to talk to Dad and Fireeyes?" Leah asked her bro. "You habve been avoiding them for some time."

Luke looked over to see Fireeyes in a corner and Vade talking to Robert abouthis plans to build another death star. "I am not avoiding them. I've just been healing all week." But leah new threw the force that her brothor was avoiding closure.

Fireeyes stared at the partying fools as he ate party snacks and felt the shape of the gun in his back pocket. "Ignoramouses." He said. "They're either dancing or talking about work."

Susana danced over to her boyfriend. She wore a neon crop top and cut off jeans that showed her but. "Whoo hoo!" She said as she twerked on Fireeyes.

"Not now Susana." He said to her." I am contemplating."

"Aw, come on!" she said. "Don't be a bore."

"I don't know what to do now." He sighed. "My dad has no plans now that the man in the hood is gone. He only has the teritorys of the galaxy that he had before. And I have the gun but nothing to show for it. Plus he's still allied with my lame ass brother Luke."

"Luke's ass isn't lame, it's firm and good to grope." Said Susana.

"What?"

"Nothing."

Mistake and Anakin were underage so they couldn't drink. They sat down and talked to each other.

"Adults are so weird." Said Mistake Soloo. "They fight and fight and fight and talk about each other behind theyre backs but then act like friends."

Kahn approached Mace. "Hey, Mace… Now that this is all over want to. You know?"

"NO I DO NOT I WILL NOT BE DATING FOR A LONG TIME. BUT I AM NOT RAGEFUL ANYMORE SO I AM REJEGTING YOU POLITELY NOW."

Han put a hand on Mace. "That is good."

"THANK YOU FOR BEING MY ACCOUNTABILITY PARTNER IN THIS CHRISTIAN WALK." Said Mace ot Hand, his accountability partner.

Han nodded. Chewie roared.

The nice gangster pulled Chewie into a new dance with the ewoks. "Yo yoyo put em up and by that I mean your hands! "

"I can do that again!" said Han. He walked to Leah while waving his hands in the air like a total party boy. ;)

"Hey, Han." She smiled drearily. "I've enjoyed being back in bed together."

"Me too. I missed you while we were apart." He said. "Now that Vade is not teroring the Galaxy anymore, I may take a job with him. He is a good friend after all. Also your dad."

Laeya laughed. "After all the wrong I've done you, you can take whatever path you want. I don't deserve you."

Han shook his head. "I screwed up too. A lot. You know all I've done.. The LORD convicted me of it. But I'm here for you, and for our son, one-hundred-percent."

They hugged nd kissed and Leigha was excited because now that he had his hands back he could use them for special times.

"I'm so glad for Han!" said Landor to Luke. "He is becoming an important emotional supporter for people."

Luke stared. "Yeah" But he was not smiling… He was JEALPUS that Hands got all that atentin. "I'm supposed to be the hero." He thought in his chair that rolled and also turned.

Lando walked to Susana and they danced platonically. Fireeyes didn't care.

"Son." Said Vade. "I will now be the boss, and not work for a penis. The territorys in the galaxy aare mine and I am free to buy and sell them. Will you work for me?"

"I will sleep on it." Said Fireeyes. Vade nodded and talked to Luke. "How about you? What do you think of the offer I made to be VP and take over wehn I retire."

"I havethought about it!" Luke gushed. But he remembered that he couldn't let worledly attatchements get in his way, and also that Vade had done awful things even without working for the Hodd man. "I am a Jedi and Christian first."

"When will you come to your senses, Luke?" Vade sighed.

"Hey!" said Fireeyes. "Why did not you give me VP job?"

"Because you are unpredictabvle and complain on the job. I promote based on merit, kid."

Fireeyes grumbled.

"But Dad," said Lukee, "I am glad you are not working to end time anymore."

"Me too, son."

Largan approached Robert, t e Nurse, and Kahn. "Squikity suielk?" [Hey, sexy crew] he pointed to them. "Squelky." He flexed his muscles and they all three blushed. He had a tight booty in his speedo and tan tan skin. It was clear he was having a four way tonight.

Jar Jar hung on the fringe of the party. Even tho they all knew he was not the same as his dark side he still felt guilt. Raj raj, his bro, danced with some gun guns and battel doids.

"Heysa, Jar Jar." Said Raj Raj.

"Hey brother." He smiled. "I am sorry for stealing your trophy."

"It's fine! It's just a trophy, and it helped save the time." He laughed. "I'msa sorry I'm so awkwadsa."

"It's okay! I am too."

They held hands.

Everybody was content and happy. Time was restored. The sides dissolved.

Then a laser gun busted the room. Everybody turned around. They reached for their weapons, but they didn't bring any because they thought it would be a peaceful party!

The ysaw smoke in the door and a few more lasers that killed storm troopers and cowboys and Indians. The person laughed as he stepped out of the smoke.

One laser hit Raj Raj. "Raj Raj!" said Jar Jar. He helt his brother. Boss Nass's head saw from across the room but could not walk over because he is just a head.

"None of you idiots brought your guns?!" Fireeyes asked. "You ignoramouses!" He pulled out his gun and cocked it. "Come out dick."

The laughing man walked out. He was green, had a muscular upper body but tinyy legs. He had a long chin and a cape. He smiled deviously. "I heard the greatest protectors of this world gathered without their weapons." He laughed. "Bad idea!"

Fireyes aimed his gun.

"No Fireeyes!" said Han. "You can't shoot him, or you will be just like him!"

"And why did you bring a gun to the party?" demanded Luke. "That is a breech of trust, Mister!"

"Shut the fuck up Im saving your asses!"

"Are you saving ours," said Han, "Or dooming yours."

Fireeyes stared forward ot the Green Man, then looked into Han's Christian eyes. Maybe if he humbled himsaelf like Han, he too could finally find peace. He lowered the gun.

Everyone in the room clapped.

Then Han fell.

The green man in the cloak laughed. "Shouldn't have listened to your friend, you child!" He continued to fire and everyone ducked and covered. General Greedo got his arms shot off. Many clone troopers and stuff died.

Some tried to find the exit but it was sealed shut. The only way out was thru the hole in the wall, and the man blocked that.

Leigha, Luke, Vade, Chewiw, Lando and Mace ran beside Fireeyes and over Han's body.

There was a huge hole through his head that continued to grow as his flesh rotted.

Mistake saw from a distance. "Dad!"

The group cried. "Just when things was going good." Lando hung his head. Leigha hugged him and sobbed.

Fireeyes clenched his fist and picked up the gun.

The man ran further in, fireing every which way and cackling. "You can take the exit, but I'll still have most of you pussies dead! BUZZ! DELET!"

Two tiny robots, one was a circle and the other was thin, walked in with their own guns. They were sobbing.

"Help me kill these people so we can take over space, you DUNCEBUCKETS!"

"Please don't make us do this." Sobbed Deletee. "Please, father!"

He turned to them and his smile faded. It was a scowl. He reached over to slap them both. "You will do as I say!"

They both cried as they killed myriad people.
Fireeyes aimed it and pulled the trigger. He would either kill this awful man, or save his abused sons from their offul lives.

Buzz of them killed the nice gangster. "I am sorry." He cried.

The nice gangster took him by the face. "You are better than you think." And died. The strippers cried.

The man stepped out of the way and Fireeyes shot somebody…

… Lando!

"No!"

Susana ran over and held onto Lando. "How could you?!"

Fireeyes stammered. "I… I'm sorry! He tricked me!"

"This is why you don't use guns!" screamed Luke. "They go out of control when YOU can't CONTROL YOURSELF!"

"I'm thje only sane one here!" he looked to Vade. "Even you didn't bring a eweapon.

Vade was silent.

Luke stood up and walked to Fireyes. They all gasped.

"Yes I faked my inury, or the severity of it! So wha? Nothing is real anyway." He grabbed Fireeyes collar. "You are the true ignoramous!"

"That's it!" Fireeyes droped his gun and he and Luke fought.

The green man looked on and clapped. "Oooh, so delicious! I think I have killed enough… I will let this family destroy itself from the inside! For a house divided cannot stand. Come, duncebuckets… Let us away to to the edges of the galaxy and plot our plan!"

The sobbing robots followed their father. He slapped them again and they cried harder.

Vade force pushed his sons apart. "Stop being shit!"

"No, Dad!" Fireeyes screamed. "It's not my fault that I got distracted, or that maybe my aim is not so good sometimes! I have talents you can only dream of having!"

Luke looked over and saw Jar Jar cradling Raj Raj. He knew from their conversations that the two did not always get along 24/7 but they were always there for each other. Raj Raj was dying but he smiled because he got to spend his last moments with his brother. His dad's head was also there at this point. Luke cried because he wondered, "What if I had been killed? Fireeyes would not even look to me."