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"You may call me... Seraph Nine."
"S-Seraph Nine..?" Painter took a step back.
"You are able to take back the village, I see. However, you will not be able to defeat me as you are now." Seraph Nine said menacingly. "Heheheh, you have a great fate. I will corrupt your future."
*Seraph Nine - ATK 999 DEF 999 HP 999999
*The culprit of this incident.
"Tch..." Painter gritted his teeth. He has no companions in the area, and he had no idea where Irma or T-Man could be.
His only choice is to run, but how?
*Seraph Nine used Everlasting Freeze!
Painter swiped the Paint Brush at Seraph Nine while trying to flee.
KRING~ The paint, along with the air surrounding it, were frozen solid.
"Grrr..." The air dropped another several degrees, despite the distance between the two.
"W-waa~aall..." A fluffle stand is in the corner, the lone fluffle cuddling itself.
"H-hey, you! Show me something!" Painter ran towards the fluffle.
The fluffle, seeing Painter, quickly swiped the counter. The Eraser and the Fire Brush replica appeared, with a real-sized digital counter near the two.
"What is... that?" Painter reluctantly asked the fluffle.
"output controller. manipulates the output of magical abilities of weapons. ten tho--" Before it was finished, it was frozen solid.
"...I'll take this, if you don't mind!" Painter waved at the fluffsicle, before running away.
'So, if I put this on the Paint Brush, I should be able to pour out enough paint to stall her!' Painter marvelously thought, while assembling the weapon, while also running away from Seraph Nine.
*Painter fused Output Controller with Paint Brush!
'Your name is now... Good Paint Brush' Painter smiled at his naming skills.
"Oof!" He smacked a wall.
He turned back, and saw the fairy following a bit far behind.
"Okay... if I do this--" Painter attempted to tune the brush-
Spla-Kring! The paint rushed out, creating a weird frozen-in-air bomb of paint!
"G-good enough..." He decided, walking up the paint slide cautiously.
B-B-B-Kri-Kri- , the paint still flowing out and instantly frozen simultaenously.
Seraph Nine, a bit stunned by how he escaped the dead ends, decided to actually attack. "Icicle Whirlwind."
"Master Spark."
*Seraph Nine used Icicle Whirlwind!*??? used Master Spark!
*Icicle Whirlwind was nullified!
*Seraph Nine took 5000 Damage!
Looking up, both of them saw a certain green-haired woman with a pink parasol in her hand, pointing at Seraph Nine.
"Kazami..." The fairy gritted her teeth.
"Cirno." She answered with a smile, but both of them knew that she was surprised and worried. "But first..."
*Yuuka used Secret Garden!
*A massive flower wrapped around Painter and Yuuka!
*Escaped...
"Grr... that lady..." Cirno turned back, and disappeared.
*--*FREAKIN PARODIES*--*
"Hah... wh-whaa..." Painter looked around. They were in some kind of garden that seemed to spread out to infinity.
Suddenly, he was gobbled up by the flowers.
"You have escaped this time, but you must be careful. Because I cannot protect all Outsiders with this technique. Only you Outsiders are able to truly damage Seraph Nine. Take care, because you have no substitude."
*--*FREAKIN GENSOKYO*--*
[New Human Village, Gensokyo]
"H-huh!?" Painter woke up.
Around him were the familiar sight of the oriental buildings of New Human Village. Some villagers are eyeing him.
"You finally woke up." A voice said suddenly.
Painter jumped up. "W-where's Seraph Nine!? Where's she!?"
Reimu glanced to the left. "...We don't know."
He took a glance around him. Several girls were around, looking at him, some with worry, some cheerfully.
All but one girl. She was an ice fairy with a red ribbon, a blue shirt and skirt, and wings a sheet of ice.
'...She resembles Seraph Nine..?' Painter tried to shake off that thought. "Uh... who're all of you?"
"Eye'm the strongest!" The fairy said.
"Atleast you should probably know me. I am Reimu Hakurei, the Shrine Maiden of Paradise."
"I am the Greater Fairy. Nice to meet you, mister..." Daiyousei greets him.
"Call me Painter." Painter shakes hands with him.
"Call me Yuuka." The same girl from before smiled.
"Nice to meet you, and thanks for..." Painter was interrupted.
"Haha... Don't talk about it. I was just doing what I think I should do." Yuuka looked back at Reimu.
"You don't seem like yourself today." Reimu remarked.
"My, my... Whatever do you mean~?" Yuuka had a warm, innocent(?) smile on her.
Reimu sighed. "Well, you were out cold in the middle of the Village square! Why..." While she was ranting, the ice fairy walked up behind her...
"Triforce, Fallen Comrade!" An ominous voice rang out from everywhere.
Suddenly, with a surge of darkness, ice and earth, Brad appeared and smacked the fairy into a nearby building!
*Seraph Nine took 10999 Damage!
*Her attack power is weakened!
Suddenly, the form flickered, and in its place the old form of Seraph Nine appeared.
"Hahah... You saw through my disguise, huh? Well, no worries. You all will perish now." Seraph Nine said, accumulating great magical power!
*Seraph Nine is preparing something...
"Oh crap! Run, friend!" Brad urged Painter to advance in the opposite direction.
He tried too, but is stopped by a burst of heat and cold. "Guh..!"
*Reimu used Fantasy Heaven!
Reimu charged in at Seraph Nine, six yin-yang orb orbiting her.
The Seraph looked calmly, as she received the blows.
Twing~
After the sixth blow, all of Reimu's yin-yang orbs light up. "Fantasy Heaven!"
"Absolute Freeze ~ Absolute Zero"
*Seraph Nine used Absolute Zero!
The attacks released a great bomb of magic, blasting both outsiders from the area with the force of both attacks combined.
Taking the full blunt of the attack, Painter was pushed across the Hakurei Daikekkai several times, before crashing into the forest.
*Painter took 693790 Damage!
"..." He cannot move. He cannot call for help. He cannot do anything to save himself. He cannot feel. He cannot smell. He cannot even see.
Yet, there's still hope. If he cannot save himself...
"Hmm? An Outsider, on the brink of death... I suppose I should ask how he's in such a state... Oh silly me, he can't talk. Then I suppose, I must do this."
* ??? used Ancient Eastern Revival!
*Painter is saved from the brink of death!
"Hmm... I suppose he'll need time to recover."
*--*CHAPTER END*--*
M. S. Painter, the Artistic Outsider.
LV 6 ATK 75 DEF 0 HP 150 MP 24
No elemental affinities.
EQUIPS:
• Good Paint Brush: A brush that is filled with paint of random colors. With the Output Controller, able to manipulate the flow of paint. 30 ATK.
• Ordinary Uniform: A normal outfit familiar in the Outside World. Non-elemental. 0 DEF.
ITEMS:
• Backpack: Takes no inventory space, because it's the inventory space. 10 Storage. (2/10 Storage)
• Spiky Ball: It hurts. 7 DMG. Ignores DEF.
• Giant Brush: A brush that probably isn't used for painting. ? ATK.
MAGIC:
None.
MISC.:
None.
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Outsiders in Party: 1
• M.S. Painter
Pure Emeralds: 0
Legendary Weapons: 0
Parodyist's NoteSorry for not having one in like a week.
Anyways, enter Seraph Cirno. Stupidly powerful, but you'll know why in an eternity later. Ask Kaguya if you wanna know.
Like, she's powerful enough to counter Fantasy Heaven...Anyways, hope you enjoy. Also, stupid moblie app unable to obliterate guest reviews. And not saving my page layouts.