(LINE WARS: A six-word fiction parody.)
A long time ago, in a chatroom far, far away, there was a Russian man named Boris Skydiver, who lived peacefully in a farm with his uncle, Un Owen on the dusty planet of Flufftooine.
One day, Imperialists from an Empire attacked the planet for its rebelling by arresting anyone suspected for rebellion. Boris, not accepting this technique, secretly seeks out the legendary pizza, which is rumored to be able to summon a love-coloured ordinary magician to overthrow the Emperor, Darth Trump.
Meanwhile, Darth Trump has captured Princess Pitch and built a wall around her castle to prevent people from trying to assassinate the princess. However, the princess died anyways due to the terrible effects of food poisoning. Darth Trump is sad because Princess Pitch sent away his porn stash and never told him where.
He followed the stash to Boris Skydiver, who at that moment was currently training with Master Toyota, the last great sage of the love-coloured art. The Master looked like a Prius, but is secretly Mima in disguise.
All other love-coloured sages were killed by Darth Trump's power, except one female love-coloured master named Luther and the great Mima herself, obviously.
Mima finally teaches Boris a special attack that rivals even Trump's power, "The Forbidden Six Words Technique", which requires the user exactly six words involving catboys, traps, servants, and gayness. She stayed behind to fight Trump when he invaded planet Dagobaps, ultimately resulting in Boris successfully escaping, at the cost of her life.
Boris reluctantly continue his love-coloured practice and rescued master Xion from the grasps of the bounty hunter Java the Huff before her death in a battle against Darth Trump. Boris found Master Luther from Master Xion's last words, who revealed there was a planet named thoth where he and the rebellion planned an assault on Darth Trump's base, OwO Star. They are greeted by Marisa, a violent terrorist armed with mini hakkeros who will be a lead pilot in the assault against the base.
the assault against the OwO star went smoothly because Luther and Marisa threw self-detonating hakkeros at it and it exploded in a spectacular lightshow which obliterated the OwO star swiftly.
What they didn't know was that it was actually loss all along and Flamy gets killed for loss.
Anyways, the Darth Trump still has the ability to summon Satan himself with the Magic Pizza Cutter from the planet Nabendor where a quick Boris actually steals the legendary pizza that summoned the magician, named Sparda.
However, Marisa emerged and explained herself that she sought Sparda's power to overthrow Trump, but instead replaces Sparda. Sparda, in Marisa's body, attacked Darth Trump with all their might, but without Boris or Luther, Sparda was losing. They asked Boris to use the technique.
"Astolfo is gay, you are a cat. Servants are boundless, yet you'll die here. Begone, Thot!" He said.
Suddenly, a massive love-coloured blast sends a shockwave to Nabendor, as Darth Trump fall, revealing his true name; [Profound Thotness, the lowest of thots, also known as [Trump "Fairy" Skydiver]. Boris is ready to fight Trump, but Trump reveals that he is actually Boris's father, and he can't let Boris kill him, yet Boris do so anyways.
The true mastermind is revealed to be Bara Tiddy, who is the husbando of Kero and the one who misguided Fairy into becoming Chaldea's best master candidate, and the one who made Reimu a Saber class servant, surprisingly.
They are confounded about this revelation, and trapped Bara Tiddy in Thoth's caves, and introduced him to the Globglogabgalab.
The Globglogabgalab threw books at Tiddy, sealing Tiddy in the ruins of the cave of Thoth for eternity.
*FREAKIN PARODIES*
"That's one stupid story." Painter pointed out the obvious.
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Parodyist's Note: After this, Gap Chapters will be on chapters divisible by five.
And now, the Parodyist studies.