Chatper 54: Vade is the Bigass Man?
Only one thing matters now" barked Vader, "We must track down and kil that man. He aposes a threat to all of us, me, my sons, the Empire, everyithing we've built."
He took a long drag through his vent, of a cigar. The poison fumesfilled his helmet. Seeded lunge cancer (Don't, smoke kids :0)
He spoke at himself in a mirror, then he stepped out onto the top floor of his sky scarpper, which he had built on top of the death star.
"Robert!" he said, to Robert, the gay stormtrooper, "I want those reports on my desk by Monday."
Robert closed a program on his computer that downloaded gay pornography adn said "yes"
"Nurse! Call the galactic federation." he said to the nurse, who was in a pantsuit that fit all of her curves.
"My name isn't nurse but okay" said the Nurse.
"Kahn! Find me a planet rich in resources!"
kAHN crossed his arms "HA! Noone tells me what to do."
"If you do this . . ." he blew smoke in Kahn's face, giving him a small percentage of lung cancer, "I will gave you Maces phone number."
Kahn pouted but then he went and did it.
"We are going to built a corperation and then buy and army to kill the man who shot at us. It begins now!"
"What is weesa selling?" asked the head of Boss Nass, because he he worked for Vade now. He was mad with grief over Raj Raj and he needed a job, since for most jobs you need a body (Lol)
"Oil!" said Vade, pouring a cup of dark coffee through his hot vent.