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Many of the ones from the Tim Battle went home, but some stayed so they could work for Vade. This included the cowboys and Indians and ewoks because they can't time travel back. He sent them to orientalitation.

Laya held Mistake close as she prepped her ship to go back to Gungans. "Lke, are yo sre you won't come with us?" She asked her brother.

Luke sighed. "I'm not sre of anything anymore."

Mace hopped in. "WELL I KNOW THAT I'M NOT STAYING AROUND THESE WARLIKE MONSTERS ANYMORE." Jar Jar followed him, ready to start a quiet simple life and maybe get his wife and kids back?

"I might join you." Said Lke. "I might go back to Tatooing. I don't know."

Laya nodded. She knew Luke needed to speak to Vade and Fireeyes.

The GunGan ship left with Laya, gunguns, Mistake, Mace, Jar, and Bob Fett. Unknown to anyone but Laya, she also snuck Anikan on because Fireeyes believed he would be safer on Gungan. Luke watched and cried.

The droids approached him. Threepee was thrusting it to the black robot. "Don't worry Mustard Luke!" he said between each one. "You still have us!

"Yeah!" Deetoo.

Meanwhile, in Fireeye's room, he did it to Susana.

"You're so good!" he yelled to her.

"Thanks."

"So, I've thought it over…" He said. "I might work for my dad? He needs people to go out and do chaotic things. He already hired General Greed, maybe me too?"

"Yeah sounts hot!" she smiled.

Meanwhile in space, the stormtroops started drilling while Dark Vader's theme music played. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.

A man in a Turbune ran out of his hut. "Hey! TWhat's the big ideal? He said in a forin languge.

"We have orders from Mr. Vade to drain oil from this desert!" said the Trooper.

"The hell you don't!" He argued. The Trooper shot him.

"Hahaha you dead man!" The other troopers didn't think that was cool but they kept drilling bevause they didn't want trouble.

A young boy watched from the hut. "No daddy!"

There was once a native of this planet. He joined the Sith because of all the bad things others did to his people! In the name of oil! So he fought Qui Jon but got cut in half. Now the two halfs had their own personalities, but the same story.

Dark Mall was pissed at the AmericVade Corperashun. Both halfs – one with robot legs and a human body, and one with robot body and humen lefs – hopped into their ship with their driver and military leader, Admiral Allah Ackbar, named after his god.

"Admiral, we have to go terrorize!"

"It's a trap!" said the Admiral in agreement. And they zoomed out.

Aarthor's note: I am talking about real issues that affect the world to make my voise nown, and that might ruffle some jimmys. I don't care WHAT you think or if u boy kott it! Whats happen in the Middle east must be known to the people and I as a writer will do so! SUCK IT

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