Chapter 57: MALL
After crying for hours luke finally came to a descisomn "I will work with my old man"
After hours of punching the wall and listening to hard rock music Fireeyes came to a descision "I will work for my stupid fucking dad."
Mall and Akbar attacked an AmericVade camp in the middle of the night, Mall chopped up the men, and Akbar used robot bombs with legs on them so that they could suicide bomb without any humans or aliens dying. "You will have seven hundrredh robot virgins in heaven!" shouted malls bottom half.
"Please! Don't kill us" begd a man in a suit with a mustache.
Mall's upper half, it's demonic face controted, mocked him "You started this, not us, this is the justice you deserve, the justice of my people, go now to your christian hell"
"That's fair" said the man and died.
After Mall and Akbar had slaughtered everyone but the woman and children who they took hostage, they had some laughs and went and drank wine together, taking selphies.
"It's late" said both of Mall's halfs at once "My woman is waiting for me."
"It's a trap?" asked Akbar (Which one?)
Mall said "Both."
They both laughed, and Mall went back to his two houses, which stood next to each other. In his bottom half's house there was a nice woman who talked to his bottom about feelings, because his bottom half was DEMISEXUal*1.
In his top half;s house there was a smart woman who talked to him about science and about strategies for killing all of his enemies. His top half was SAPIOSEXUAL*2.
Mall got lucky four times that night, multiply that by two and it's eight.
Meanwhile, a thiusand people had died, their blood filled the sands of Tatooing.
*1 If you don't know what this means look it up you ignorant twig
*2 refer to note above