Chapter 58: Three Isn't Company
(My English Teacher, MIster WALKER, thinks I am wasiting my time, with you, my story. He says only essays get you into college. He said a good writing project takes commitment and that I wasn't commited. I told him "Fine! I'll write a hundred chapters! Then You'll have to give me an A in English!)
Vade was wearing a suit now. Over his space suit. RIDICULOUS.
"I'm interviewing my son for a job." he said to a Greedo who wasn't General Greed but was cloned from a different timeline to work at AmericVade.
'Witch one?' said Cloned Greedo.
"Ha!" Vader laughed heartily to himeslef. It warmed them all inside.
The two doors to his office opened, and TWO GUYS WHO LOOKED MOSTLY THE SAME came out.
The black one came through the door on the left
The WHITE one came through the door on the right.
"They looked at each othyer and said" HIM!
"It's bothy of the sons!" said Vade proudly.
He may/ or may not/ have been up all night about his sons working at him in a business. Meanwhile, Leaih was in a closet somewhere pealing potatos.
"What makes you qualified for this job?" asked Vade, wearing a monicle.
"I'm very kind." said Luke.
"I am merciless." said FireEYES.
WHAT are Your WEaknesses? Asked Vader,.
"I'M too KIND!" said look.
"I"M not MERCILESS ENOUGH." said Fireeyes stomPING.
What KIND OF WORK expERIEMCE do YoU HAVE? Asked Darth Vade.
"I started a WHOLE FOODS on TATOOING." said Luke/.
"I have no work experinec." admitted Fireeyes.
"OKAY! YOU ARE BOTH HIRED!" he shouted proudly. THeY BOth LOOKED AT EACH OTHER GLARRING MADDLY. TheY BOTH FELT THERE LIGHTSABBERS.
(NOTE: SORRY, MY CapSLOCK GOT STUCK I THINK I NEED A NEW COMPUTER)
~Travis-Yourboy