"BuzZ ZIRP ZIRP?" LaRGAN ASKED
"We are WORKING TO STOP THoES WHO HAVE DESTROYED VADES OFFICES" said General Greedo. HE NOW HAD A BAZOOK BUILT INTO HIS BRAIN.
"Yeah! Hahahaha!" said Booba FETT. The three of them were a badASS bountry booty gang.
THE Terrorists had illed Vade's people and taken the land so these two went to gET IT BACK
"HEY WANT ARE YOU" THE TERRORIST SAID BUT IT WAS TOO LATE HE WAS SHOT. MALL WALKED OUT OF THEIR TENTS AND LEFT WIFES INSIDE. ALSO ACKBAR CAME.
"WHAT IN THE HOLY LAND IS GOIN ON?" HE SWORE.
"WE'RE HERE TO BAZOOKA YOUUU!"
MALL'S TWO SIDES BOTH HAD ONE SIDE OF THE RED SABER. TEY JOINT THEM AND ATTACKED THE BOUNTY HUNDERS AND DEFLECT BLASTS. ACKBAR USED BOMBS BUT NOT STRAPPED TO HIS CHEST JUST TO THROW
"UGH THIS IS TOO HARD!" SAID BO "I WILL JOIN MALL'S SIDE BECAUSE THEY'RE WINING."
"SHIT" SAID GREEDO. HIM AND LARGAN STOLE BOB'S JETPACK AND FLEW AWAY. THE BOMBS DID NOT HIT THEM.
MEANWHILE ON GUNGAN SHIP
"I don't know if we should support granddaddy's company mommy." Said little MISTAKE.
WHYY NOT?" ASKED LAYA.
"HE FORced the ones who owned the land away to drill for oil" said mistakE." NOT COOL?"
"TRUE." Said Laya. THEY PONDERED. MAYBe naboo would go oil free?
A ship BLASTED THEM! IT WAS ACKBAR!
"It's a trap!" he CAME.
oNLY one of the Mall's went wit, the upper half. "Your dad sent bounty hunters to kill us! bUT NOW one is on my side and we will kidnap u!"
"Wait I AM NOT INVOLVED WITH DAD!" SAID LAYa.
"All infitels look the same!" they shot some more.
"MAN I AM TIRED OF THIS." MACE JUMPED OUT AND USED THE FORCE TO BLAST MALL'S SHIP in the otherDIR ection, but not lethally cuz he doesn't revence anymore.
"Thank you Mace." THEY ALL SAID.
MEANWHILE AT AMERICvade
"I can't believe we have to shatre an office!" Fireeyes folded arms. He LOOKEd out the window at all the protestors on the base of the deth strA. tHEY were free and had trust funds
"Look on the bright sIDE bro!" Luke smiled. "WE HAVE A JOB!"
"Grr. I liked my OLD JOB! When I got to fight and try to steal shit and use the Gun."
"NO GUNS!" Cried loKe. You haven't learned your lesson1?
"PSSS!" FIREEyes scoffed. "And dad keeps giving you praise and tellin me to WORK HARDER. WHAT IF THIS IS WHAT HARD WORK LOOKS LIKE FOR ME HARD WORK LOOKS DIFFERENT FOR THE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AND WHAT THEY CAN HANDLE IN THIS LIFE!" His scream and his dark voice filed the air and it both terrorized and turned on every woman in the office who did hear it. And some dudes
"Oh!" they gasped. But fireeyes did not care. Luke was jealous that women did not LUST HIM Like that.