(in which... uh... hey, this is a character sheet!)
Name: Brad
Romaji: ブラッド
Title: Professor Plant Hanger, Realizes All His Titles In FG Doesn't Apply.
Appearance: What, you dont know him? Go read the entire FREAKIN GENSOKYO until around chapter 109 or so. Actually, chapter one would do the job.
Abilities:
• Fire Summoner - Effects vary. A spell cast by imagining varying shapes of fire. All of them deal fire damage, and may cause ‹Burn›.
— World's Wimpiest Fireball - The first spell he learned. Usable by imagining a ball of fucking fire and throwing it. Cost the least mana in his entire arsenal.
— World's Wimpiest Fire Stream - Charge... and... unleash! This spell is just a miniature flamethrower, by the way.
— Flame Fountain - Imagine fire erupting from the ground. It's pretty cool. May cause ‹Stagger›.
— Flame Globe - A miniature sun, but with flames. Will explode if not given enough mana, and cause Bomb damage. Brad can maintain this spell for ten seconds at most.
• Quintet Jump - Jump five times! Woohoo!
• Lucky Star - A star falls from the sky, and bonks at the enemy dealing random mediocre Damage. Pray to RNGesus for this.
— Lucky Star Plus - A bigger star falls from the sky, and smashes the enemy dealing random Damage. Same instruction as above.
— Mornstar «Counter! Close Combat» - A dazzling star exterminates despair! All enemies engaging in close combat gets blown away by light and holy power. Plus, cleanse them of all positive effects.
• Scent Pillow - A pillow with the caster's... ahem... fluids materializes. When burned and inhaled, or shoved into people's mouths, may inflict ‹Aroused›.
— Euphoric Pillow - An arousing air surrounds the pillow! May inflict ‹Aroused›. Now we don't have to burn them.
• Water Stream - Uhh, why would anyone need this? Splash enemies with water.
— Water Geyser - ...geyser of water. Send enemies flying, which probably isn't helping.
— Water Lock - Lock a foe in water for a short while. Probably the only useful thing in the entire water arsenal.
• Hangerborne - Summons any hanger in his inventory to his hand.
Spell Cards:
• Modern Legend "Fairy Skullsmasher" - Hangers fall from the sky with extremely high damage, at random.
• Quadruple Hanga «Equip! Four plant hangers» - Requires five turns to activate. Launches a great magic blast at the enemy, then follows with complex danmaku shaped like three crisscrossing tesseracts and three 20-sided polygons.
• Hanger Arcanum "Professor Plant Hanger" - All of Brad's hangers do their own thing, while Brad shoot danmaku in a sphere.
Inventory:
• Hammerspace Sack - Remilia's old 'store anything' bag. Infinite storage, only limited to how wide the bag opens.
• Flammenbügel - Fire hanger that burns even the greatest of sages. Ignores fire resistance.
• Dihydrogen Monoxide - Water Hanger. Pure water. H two O.
• pH_fl0w1ng - Acid Hanger. Note: Must be used with water.
• Typhoon Carrier - Air hanger, casting typhoons since there was one.
• Fallen Comrade - A triple hanger fused together, with its earth affinity shining out most. Jackhammer-like.
• Yakumo Mirror - A hanger made out of what seems like glass. Yes, this belongs to Yukari.
• Ten Billion Bucks - A hanger of pure gold, fitting in a billionaire's mansion. How it ended up with this lunatic is beyond causality.
• Horseman's Rifle - A black hanger attached to a rifle. Or is it the opposite way?
• Bee-Nine-Thousand-Bawmber - A powerful bomb hanger with a NERF gun attached to it. Seemingly holds the power of a nuke inside it.
• Market Gardener - One hundred and ninety-five times the damage of a normal hanger! Performs critical hits while blasted.
• More Random Things - No one knows of the true inventory of this man, not even himself.
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Name: M. S. Painter
Romaji: マイクロソフト • ペインター
Title: The Artistic Outsider
Appearance: A yellow-haired man with Isaac Newton's hair. Wears a college uniform. 5'9'' in height, which translates to... 172.5 cm estimate.
Abilities:
• Narratorshift - Switches to narrator mode. Basically a spectator.
Spell Cards:
None.
Equipment:
• «Equipped» Good Paint Brush. Brushes random colors of paint. Controls the amount of paint with the Output Controller attached.
• «Equipped» Ordinary Uniform: A normal outfit familiar in the outside world.
• «Equipped» Backpack: Takes no inventory space, because it's the inventory space. Currently.
• Spiky Ball: It hurts.
• Giant Brush: A meter long brush that probably isn't used for painting.
• Random Status Painter: a normal-looking brush that radiates with metallic energy.
• Brush of Greens: A brush with a green handle. Heal party members, but otherwise act as a normal paint brush.
• Fire Brush: A brush with an orange handle. Blows flame.
• Dirt Brush: A brush that feels like sand. Paints dirt.
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Name: T-Man
Romaji: -
Title: The Village Terrorist, T-posing Enthusiast.
Appearance: A generic T-man with a generic T-hairstyle, a red T-shirt, blue trousers, and a pair of trainers. He also wears a cross.
Abilities:
• T-power «Counter! All attacks except living beings» - Anything thrown towards him while he's using the power gets split by a T-shape, then got redirected away.
— †-power «Counter! All attacks except living beings» - Same as above, but it's a cross instead of a T.
Spell Cards
None.
Inventory
• «Equipped» T-Outfit - Does this need an explanation.
• «Equipped» Shovel with a T-shaped handle - It's a shovel. (Or is it?)
• «Equipped» Coin purse - Contains 12000 yen.
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Kakimasa Will: Oof, that was long.
Yakumo Yukari: Hmph.
Kakimasa Will: Well, anyways, this is still a Gap Chapter, so... Any thoughts on the entire arc?
Yakumo Yukari: Badly done. The fights are too short, there isn't that many bosses, and a major canon character died.
Kakimasa Will: Eeh, that death was weak.
Yakumo Yukari: Just the same as the entire story.
Kakimasa Will: Oof.So, uh, what will happen next?
Yakumo Yukari: They'd repeat this process for every single location in Gensokyo at this point.
Kakimasa Will: Eh. Not surprising.
Parodyist: Excuse me, I'm trying to grab ideas for the others' inventory.
Both: Let's end the chapter here.