AUTHOR'S NOTE: I am sorry guys! I got very busy with school and I was in a play call The Glass Margery. I played a man name Jim anyway my dad took me and my bro to see the new STAR WARS and holy SHIT it was good! I didn't think the new ones would ever be as good as like attack of the clones but it made me scream out loud in the theater.

So I am very inspired but won't do any spoils. Here is the next part of the story.

It was a few months later. It was the office Christmas party at AmericVade.

The workers were all happy and sang Christmas carold, except Fireeyes. He drank the spiked eggnog in the corner and scoffed at how they were all ignoramuses.

"Come on, Fireeyes! Learn to love theholiday!" Luke said. The three robots sat at his desk. R2 used his computer brain to chat with other droids on DroidBook, including R4 and BB8 who faxed him coins.

"Yeah, come and deck MY halls!" Kahn said suggestively. Boss Nass laughed nd ate the buffet but it came right out because he is just a head.

Mr. Vade walked in in red suspenders and a light up Christmas tie. "Our sells are down because Santa is giving everyone free coal instead of our oil!" They all laughed at this joke. Except Fireeyes. "But seriously the sells are all right." He stared out into space thru a window and fisted the aire. "And soon I will have all the money in the galaxy so I can find the green man and force choke his ass!"

"Guys," Luke asked his coworkers, Robert, Kahn, Fireeyes, Jennifer, Boss Nass, Greedo, General Greedo and Largan (they were on break from fighting the terrorists), the ewoks and cowboys and Indians and stormtroopers, droids, and Finn whowas the office intern. "Do you know what Christmas is really about?"

"Santa?" Fin asked with wide eyes. Luke chuckled.

"No it's about thebirth of Jesus!" He had Rto play a hologram of the Nativity and Threepio narrate and the black robot did funny sound affects like a Sunday school teacher.

Fireeyes scoffed. "Baloney!"

"Han said the same thing." Luke told him, "but he learned how important Jesus is!"

Fireeyes felt bad. If there wasa God why didn't he save Han?

"One time when I was in stormtrooper triaining I liked a girl," Fin said, "And I gave her a teddy bear that my mom gave me before I was kidnapped. She threw it away because it didn't come from the mall." Finn hung his head. Luke lifted it up.

"A gift from the heart is what Jesus would want."

"Who is Jesus?" Kahn asked. Luke smiled because he got to share the God, and people were respecting his authority on all things had power.

"Do you believe in that God stuff?" Fireeyes asked his dad. Mr. Vade shrugged.

"I am agnostic." *

They got a video call from the Malls and Ackbar. "Hello, INFIDELS! Celebrating your blastfoamus holiday I see?" Mall said. Bob Fettwas flexing in the background.

"It is Christmas, not blasphemy!" Luke yelled.

"What do you shits want?" Mr. Vade snarled. "I am trying to run a business."

"It's a trap!" Ackbar said smugly.

Just then, because all the guards were busy having fun at the Christmas party, a bunch of the species Ackbar is run in with lightsavers and fight.

"Shit!" Fireeyes yelled. "Dad, you can't keep throwing parties! That's when the enemies always attack!"

Vade sighed and force choked all the fishmen. "Help me, sons!"

The two sons joined in force choking. They held them in place while the stormtroopers shot.

"Dangit!" Mall yelled. The other mall agreed. "You will not find us, though! We are in a remote location and just sent Ackbar's brothers there!"

"It's a trap." Ackbar said. He cried but he knew it was important sacrifice.

"I really don't give a shit about you guys." Vade said. "You have no funding from the galactic government OR from my business."

"Dad," Luke said, "They may gain power through fear! We must take them out, or convert then to Jesus!" He turned to the camera. "Have you heard about the true meaning of Christmas.

"Goodbye." Mall said and he turned off the video call.

Fireeyes chuckled because lUke lost his power.

Susana walked in wearing a sexy santa outfit complete with cap and more eggnog. "What'd I miss?" They all laughed.

"Intern." Mr. Vade said to Finn and handed him a broom. He gestated to the dead fish men. "Sweep up this shit please."

Finn saluted. "Aye-aye, sir!"

Meanwhile on Naboo…

Leigha was living in the palace because she was the Queen. She had ordered a no oil rule bc she did not support her fathers organization or the terrorists either. She just wanted to lay low to keep hope alive. She bought gifts for her son Mistake and for Anikan, who was staying with her atm.

"Wow thank you mom!"Mistake hugged her. His human makeup was offsohe looked like gungun.

"Yes thank you future daughter!" Anikan smiled. "Will we go help in the war on spaceterror."

"No sweetie."Laya said. She looked out the door and a tear ran down her sheek. She saw visions of her father mining planets and taking their resources but then of the terrorists attacking innocents. She did not know who the real terrorists were.

Then she remembered Han and his warm embrace and his wit and abilities and how good he was at sex. Especially when he had hands.

"I thought after we beat the Empire things would be norman" she said. "Then I thought if we beat Fireeyes and Vade. Then I thought if we beat the Man in the Hood. But I guess that…

LEAH

Into space you go again,

You think at last ur through and then

ANIKAN and MISTAKE

Into space is always when you take another journey.

Cut to Mall

MALLS

Here in Space!

We'll finally earn our place!

With seventy two vigins !

ACKBAR

It's a trap!

Cut to AmericVade

LUKE

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Authour's Note: I have to go and will forget to publish if I don't post now but maybe YOU can write your own lyrics in the comments! I based part of this song off of Into the Woods, which is a play about fairytales but they cuss sometimes.

*If you don't know what a agnostic is LOOK IT UP I CAN'T JUST EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO YOU YOU TWITS