Chapter 60 two : The Home Front

Laya satin her throne room eating lunch. "I am a woman and I am in power and that is Okay because I have a political degree from college." She got a video call from her father's office. It was… Luke?!

"Laya, why didn't you order oil last week?" he asked.

"Becaquse, luke, I don't approve of our father's business practices and don't want to support him! I love him but no. And even if I did, Darth Mall's forces arew attacking every planet that deals with Vader's company! Bob Fett popoisoned all of the moon of Endor's water and the ewoks who aren't with me or at the company are going extinct! I must protext my planet and my son and my father as a kid who Fireeyes kind of raised as a son?"

Speking of Fireeyes, he appeard on the other screen on the video chat. "Laya, stop being such a bitch." He sighed. "If you give into the terrorists' demands they win! Stand up to them u cuck!"

"Fireyes stope it!" Luke yelled. "You won't bring her by our side by being mean."

"No," Laya sighed, "He actuall makes a good point. If I give into a small demand from Mall today, he'll keep creating more demands iuntil I submit to his will completely and he'll run the whole planey, not just the oil." She pondered more. "HOWEVER, while I would stand up to an evil man over something I beliee in, I do think Daddy is being unfair to the people who live on the oil plantets. I can't help you, I'm srry." They all cried, even Fireeyes but he claimed he was chopping onions.

"Well we got nothing." Luke told his bro later while Finn brought them both martinis but Luke's had no alchohol. "Our prophets are dropping as more and more of the planets we sell oil to either get destroyed or to afraid to buy from us."

Fireeyes dowened his marrt and threw his glass on the ground. "If we could just reach the outer rem of the galaxy, we could sell there! The terrorists don't have the funds or the balls to go there and back reguraly. We just need a new flow of money."

"Like an investor?" Luke asked.

"No," Fireeyes said, "That's lame and gay (AN: Fireeyes is becoming a better person but sometimes uses gay as an insult still, and I KNOW THAT'S BAD but he's changing graduall okay?) and too many regulations. We need to underground this shit." He looked at the intern. "FIN! ANOTHER MARTIINI!"

"Yes sir!"

The two went to their father in his office and said, "We need to borrow money from the Hott."

Mr. Vade spat out his coffee right onto Boss Nass's head. "What?! That man is a lowly criminal, not an honest businessman."

"But dad," Luke said, "rEMEMBER when we got coal? I don't think our company's so good either."

"Yes, Luke, but we at least follow regulations and allow our employees to live their personal life. Unlike my last boss; the gays had to sneak it past him, here I don't care if they do gay stuff so long as the work gets done. Java the Hott just spreads CHAOS!"

Fireeyes grinned ear to ear.

They went ot his palace.

"Why should I help you guys!?" Java laughed. "Luke and his friends used to ruin my criminal plans, and Vade and Fireeyes stole my droids! I outta skin y'all!"

"But wait," Luke said, "Jesus would want you to show-"

Mr. Vade stepped in front, his suit glistening. "What my son means is… You would get back ten times as much as you invest. And I'm an honest man who killed the man in the hood so you can trust me."

"Hmm… So I'm a share holder in your company?"

"Yes!"

Java gave them ten million space dollars and they bought enough fuel to go to the edge of the galaxy with their nearly drilled oil.

"Ugh, this oil is like thirty percent the tears of the workers." Fireeyes sighed. He got a call from Susana. "Hey babe."

"Did you take my idea to go underground for transport money?" She asked seductively while wearing sexy

"Yes, dear. You are a woman and you have good ideas."

She said "Yes" and they had phone sex.

AN: My Dad helps people with investment and he helpd me write this chapter. He did NOT read the final product but he will once this thing is done! I learned a lot about money and also the danger of greed, like with how Vade's greed causes harm to the oil planets but Mall's response to that also hurt innocent people. Sometimes things are COMPLICATED, not like fairty tales. Anyway have fun reading this! chow .