Chapter Sixtytwo: There is no Bad Guy
(This one may contain last jedi spoilers. Bewrae)
Many people have been asking me who the bad guy is in this arc of the story. They all want me to bring back the Man in the Hood, but he's dead! I don't bring back bad characters thats bad writing. This arc is supposed to be aboyt moral complexity. There isn't a big bad. This is more political, less like saturday morning kiddy cartoos. Strap in, me bucko!
Part 1:
Mall looked in his crystal ball. While the legs of him chased down another family of workers and shot them to death. Mall's head laughed.
"Ha HA! All this MURDER is making me HORNY even though I'm actually Sapiosexual*."
Akbar said "Its a trap" because he got that it was a joke since Mall had horns on his head.
A statue of the dark god Allah stood behind them in their lair, its eyes glowing ruby red with blood lust.
Part 2:
"You can't have off for Valentine's day, Finn." Sade Vade, sipping his D-caff coffee (he was strssed out ever since he was judged by Santa Clause"
"But man?"
"You shouldnt even be talking to me. The Head of Boss Nass is your direct supervisor."
(It shows Boss Nass's Head sitting at a desk with a name plate that says "The Head of Boss Nass")
"I wanted to go over his head." said Finn, and he waited for a laugh track because of his joke, but this isn't that kind of episode.
"Why do you even need off, boy?"
"I've gotta take Rey out for Valentimes."
"I thought you were with that chick rose."
"Oh her? She was shit in bed."
"ah"
They talked for a long time but nobody said anoything else interesting. Nobody got off.
PART III:
Mall said "Prepare for our ALL OUT attack on Americvade! Gather the troops!"
Akbra came and some did more of his species (Octopus?) as did a number of robots built to serve Allah, all of them spoke Afghanistan and not english. They had ninja masks and their ands were big thick swords like in Aladin.
"My commander! Clark!"
A guy in a robe with a knife for a hand came out, "You're command sir?"
"You are the man commandinf my robot army." said Mall.
Clark said "I'm not a man. I'm actually transgender."
Mall said "Then woman."
And it was a little bit awkward. Mall felt bad.
TO BE CONTINUED