Chapter 64: Valentine's Day Special

Laya ruled her planet and did good in the eyes of the LORD. She tore down all the false idols and sacrificed to the living GOD.

… But without Vade's oil, the cars all stopped working!

"Aunt/Daughter we have to!" said Anakin

"No"

Than Mistake Solo had an idea. He would create a new way to powe the cars but he could hear voices in his head saying" that is ridiculous son. Oil is perfectly good; carbon diaoxide is not a poisen" he didn't understand but he wanted ppl to think he did.

He dug in the backyard and found a new type of source called Narnium! He tested it to power his toaster. "Yes."

All the gun guns followed his lead and mined Naboo for this source. One of them was familler and looked happy like he had is kids back. They piled it up in the center of the city.

But then spaceships came! A bunc h of droids and octopuses and Clark came out of them. They seized the Narnium. "We'll take that bitches!" Clark said (BITCHES is what LGBT call each other so Clark is no swearing)

"Hey!" Laya said. She pulled out her blaster. "Give it back or I'll shoot!"

"With this fuel, the Malls can send us out everywhere and all infitels will die!" Clark laughed. Then she ate one of the fuel sources. "Mmmm and it's edible too!"

"NOT WITH OUT A FIGHT!" Mace Window came out his Jedi hut and lightsabered the baddies. Laya shot some too. "I FIGHT IN SELF DEFENSE!" He fought them for forty days and forty nights. Then he and Clark dueled with swords. Mistake stole the bad guys ship and killed the octopouses inside but couldn't fly it.

"Need a PILOT?" Anikan said. Yes

They took the ship away but it turned out Clark had a teleporter and teleported half the fuel away to Mall's base.

"WELL AT LEAST YOU HAVE HALF" Mace said. Then Largan and General Greedo came as well.

"Buzz?" (Give us the fuel tax you )

"What fuel tax?" Laya asked.

"Vade says every planet in the system must give him fuel and this looks like it." Greed said. So they took the other half and said "Chow" but Largan buzzed because that is his language.

Leigha saww all the starving children and cars and realized she had no choice but to go to war with Dad.

MEANWHILE LUKe and Fireeyes trip to the outer rim was going swimmingly.

"Boy I miss Sus." Said Luke.

"YOU WHAT!"

"Um nothing." Luke said but lied. R2d was in the cock pit and beeped boop and Threepeeo and his black lover ate robot food.

"Hey!" Threepio said "Mustard Luke, what if instead of drilling planets, be and him just bang it out again and create oil?"

"No because robot oil turns into robots so it would be like a bortion!" (NOTE: I know this is not true but it is Science FICTION)

Fluke and Fireeyes still didn't like each other. They were shot!

"What the jumping lizards!?" Luke yelled.

"It's a trap!" Aackbar shot at them.

"How did he catch up to us?" Luke said.

"I don't care how," Fireeyes said," All I know is he's about to be FRIED OTOPUSSY!" He hi fived the black for that one. Then he drove directly to Ackbar.

"No!" Luke said. "{You'll kill us!" He tried to take the wheel but they fought and the ship swerved. Ackbar couldn't get a good shot at them!

"It's a… trap?" He was confused.

"Mustard Luke, please!" 3p saod. "We gotta get out of here if we want to live to see true puritee!"

R2 control of the ship! What will he do?! R2 backed into Ackbar and sent him flying.

"IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!" The fish man flew thousands of light years back to…

THE DEATH STAR

"-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!" hE Landed. Ouch!

The Malls, Clarke, Bobba Fett, and Army stood before the Vade on the serfice of the star. "Negshiate your terms u greedy tyrant!"

"My terms?" Mr. Vade sipped his coffee which was now out of a cup that looked like Vade's head. "My terms are that I want money so that I can find and kill the man who terrorized my family."

"Your men terrorized your family!" Laya showed up with Mace and a army. ""They stole our stuff!"

"Good so you fight iwht us?" Mall's legs said.

"No you guys did the same thing!" She ejaculated. "I will fight you all if u don't leave Naboo alone!"

Then Finn, Largan, General Greedo, and everyone in Americvade came out. "Looks like we have ourselfs a three way." Susana said sujestively.

"I don't want to fight," Mr. Vade said," But I will if I must." He spat out his coffee. "FINN! This is shit!"

"You really think I give a fuck?" Finn folded his arms and then put his fist in the air

They prepared to fight.

Anikan and Mistake hurried to the Death Star, to help her mom retreat if needed. Aand Luke and Fireeyes were making deals with the outer rim, naware this all happened.