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A/N: WOW that was a rump of a aventue huh guys? Well there s still more! ;) And THEE Hacker might be the most danger villin yet!
"WHERE IN GOOD HELL ARE THEY?" Hacker said. But the robots couldn't find them! He watched as Laya's army, Vade's employees, and the octopuses and robots all perished around him and prepared to take the survivors prisoner! He called out, "You may be the Vade, but I am the Hack!"
Meanwhile Vade, Laya,a and Susana were behind the skyscraper. Susana wore matching outfits with Laya but hers was short and tight. Meow!
"Where are Look and Fireeyes?" Laya said. "We need them!"
"I need their bodies for mine!" Susana winked.
"I don't know." The Vade said sadly. He peeked out at all the fighting; all three armies were massacred by Hacker! Did anybody get out okay?
The the short orbot lined the deth satar with DIENAMITE!
"We have to get out!" they said.
"Needa lift?" It was Mistake and Anakin in their ship, here to pick them up! The three climbed in to go find Luke and Fireeyes.
They looked behind them and saw the deth star blow up, and the Grim Reeker fly away. They smelt the burning flesh and tears. Thee Hacker had done what Mall failed to do: Destroy AmericVade.
I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead! Long live the king!
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
Once you go there was never, never a honest word
And that was when I ruled the world
It was a wicked and wild wind
Blew down the doors to let me in
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
People couldn't believe what I'd become
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Just a puppet on a lonely string
Oh, who would ever want to be king?
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
Songwriters: Christopher Anthony John Martin / Guy Rupert Berryman / Jonat
Mr. Vade looked at his reflection in the window and said, "I am shit."
II .
On the way back home, Luke took a piss. He could feel in the force that many people he knew has died, but he couldn't tell who killed them. He wished he had a res-errection stone, but the Guardians of the Galaxu had that! (AN: I think it would be fun for the audience to say who they would bring back with the res-errection stone! I am white but some of my friends are black and I am glad they can go to school with me so I would bring back Martin King. Or maybe my mom?) He was powerless and could not bring back those he loved or those he kind of knew.
Then they ship was flagged down by a small escape pod. "Kill them Fireeyes!" said Threepio between thrusts with the black robot.
"No… Not yet." He let the driver into the ship. "Who are you?"
The being stepped in. It was a bird with an eyepath and a sad beard. "I am Digit."
Fireeyes rolled his eyes. "Oh great. Another fucking character. There are too many of these!" He yelled to the writer. Then he was striked by lightning for questioning brillince. "Srry."
"I have come from ANOTHER SPACE to warn you about The Hacker!" He said. "He is a green man who looks like Elvis."
"That fucker killed my friends and enslaved some ewoks!" Fireeyes yelled and pulled out his saber to stab the ship in angry
"That's not the worst he's done." Digit looked out the ship. "In Cyberspace, our god was a giant head named Motherboard. She created Hacker to help her, but he was jealouse wanted to become the new god of Cyberchace. So she got some kids from this world to fight him, but children should not fight in grown ups wars." Digit fougt the tears. Fireeyes knew what he meant that the kids were die. "Then he killed Motherboard and became the god of our space, but he wanted more. He knew there was a more powerful God in this world so he left the computer and destroyed Cyberspace totally. Only me, him, and his two other sons escaped."
"OTHER sons?"
"Yes." Digit sighed and then cut himself as selgf punishment. "I am one of the Hackers sons. He abused us and made us do horrible things, but Motherboard saved me. And I teamed up with the kids, but he killed them."
Fireeyes nodded. "I know what its like to have a totally lame dad."
"Anyway, his plan is to hack your God!" Digit exclaimed. "And once he does, he will rule the world like he ruled mine, and maybe delet iit.'
Fireeyes wanted this stupid world to be deleted sometimes, but he would never actually do it ! He realized they had to help.
Luke walked in from the bathroom. He saw the boid and Put his hands on his hips and wagged his finger like "Okay you guys… EWhat did I miss?"
"Beep boop" said 2D.
Luke told him what he sensed. Largan, Mall, Mall, Ackbar, and Clark was dead. Bob Fett might be but who even knows? And some of their allies were taken captive!
"Captives of the Hack won't fare well." Said Digit. "He is too cruel. They'll be dead in a week."
"I sense…" Luke said. He licked his finger for some reason… "That Laya, Vade, and Susana are trying to meet us!"
"Computer fly to them!" And they did.