Chapter 67: Oh! The Memories!
(Season 4 Episode 2)
It had been weeks since the demonic fiend known as "The Hacker" had destroyed AmericVade and killed many, but the wounds still had not healed. Time washes over wounds like water, but sometimes it's salty water, and it burns.
A certain Gungun, happily married, illegitimate father of Mistake Solo, stood in the dew of the morning, next to his father's grave.
He wept tears from his frog eyes. The grave said.
Boss Nass
My Dad
A Great Gungun and a great father
Jesus Christ Bless Him
Jar Jar, who's life was happy now that he had killed the man in the hood, wept bitter tears. It rained on him. His mermaid wife came over and put flowers on the grave of Boss Nass's head.
"A son should never outlive a father." said Jar "How are you going to see your great grandchildren, how will I ever be as great a father as you."
He cried and cried for several days. He knew that hole would be inside of his chest for the rest of his life.
"There are some thing worse than a man in a hood." he muttered to himself.
AUTHOR'S NOTE (My cousin was watching Sesame street today. I haven;t seen it since I was little. Why does Cookie Monster act like cookies are drugs! Is this censorship?! He's like a crack attic! (Sorry for this intereruption! I had to get it out of my system XD) (This joke is rated M for Mature!)
(This story is getting 2 serious. Time for a flaaaaashbaaaack ❤ ❤ 3)
ONE MONTH AGO
Fireeyes and Luke were still working at AmericVade with Nass and Largan and Finn.
Vade received a disturbing email and came out to talk to everyone. "Everyone into the conference room, now."
Luke Skywalker looked at the camera.
Once they were all seated, Vade spoke.
"I just got an email from corporate, it says I'm a racist. I'm not a racist. I'm here to talk to you all about racism."
(There is a scene where vade talks to the camera in a room by himself)
Vade: I Fireeyes that I thought it would be gross to have sex with a gungun. (The camera zooms in as there is a pause) I guess Nass overheard me.
(Back to the other scene)
Vade: Listen, I'm not a racist and nobody here. If you have experienced racism here raise your hand.
(Finn raises his hand)
Vade: Not you, you don't count.
(Finn talks to the camera now)
Finn: Luke was making a joke about how he killed lots of stormtroopers during the war. I mean I know I don't like the First Order anymore but still, I was a stormtrooper. I'm also a vegan.
(Back to the other scene)
Vade: Okay everyone stand up and agree to never be racist again.
Fireeyes: Excuse me, this is a waste of company time. I could be working and making sales.
Luke: I could be playing mine sweeper and checking my email.
Fireeyes: Silence, slacker!
(Scene with Fireyes talking to the camera)
Him: I can shoot fire from my actual eyes. Can Jim do that?
Vade: (Talking to the camera) this who rivalry situation has gotten out of control.
(He goes up and he starts spanking Fireeyes, who screams, in front of everybody) (Luke looks at the camera)
(Sorry tp do this chapter differently, I though aparody of a certain TV show might lift some spirits hahah. Hope you laughed 😉
HAPPY SAINT PATRICKS DAY