Chapter Sixty-Eght

The Jesus Squad.

The ship from Nabooo and the ship Luke and Fireeyes was in merged together like a ameba. Vader, Luke, Fireeyes, Laya, Threepee, 2D, The Black Robot, Mistake, Anakin, Digit, and Susana met to discuss what ot do.

"We should call ourselves Task Force Z!" Luke smiled with a pose. Fireeyes groaned but Susana giggled. He looked at her and she stopped though. "We'll be the rebels again!"

"We don't have to be!" Laya said. "I'm still Queen of the GunGuns… Our planet can rise up to fight The Hacker."

"Naboo never stood a chance againsyt my Death Star," Vade said. "I only spared it becase you were there. They have to yield to him, or die." Tough break!

"Beep boop?"

"Yes, R2D, we are are royalY screwed." Threepio said.

Luke thought about it long and hard. Maybe they could find Chewie, wherever that rascal got off to? Or maybe they just needed to lay low for a while, so that they could survive. But there wasn't time! Unless… "Maybe he was bluffing about hacking his world's God."

"No." Digit stared out the window. " I saw it. He gave her world a virues and it weakened it. Then he killed her a few years later. And your world already has a virus : SIN." He turned around. "I read the Bible and I saw how things have been in history. The world has crumbled ever since that Eve ate the apple."

"Actually," Luke said, "It wasn't an apple. It was a fruit but we don't know what kind it was?"

"Probably a pom." Susana said with her arms folded.

Fireeyes stepped back and Susana stood beside him.

"Sweetie, you're being aewfully quiet." She said as she nibbled his ear. "Don't you have any suggestions?"

"Nobody would like my suggestions!" Fireeyes stormed to his room. Susana followed, but Luke stopped her. He went in. "I'll talk to him."

"Fireeyes," Luke said, "You are valued! And we need all the help we can get." He sat next to his bro. "This is the most poopy we've ever been in; we might be the only twelve good guys left in the galaxy, which is full of criminals and atheists. … No offense."

"My suggesteionm is bad." He buried his head, but opened his pocket to reveal…

THE gun.

Luke gasped. "You kept that?! After it killed –"

"Yes! I did, nbut only to remind me of the evil it caused! But now that Hacker is trying to enslave ewoks and kill Dad and killed all of our friends… It pulls at me." He looked sat the gun erotically, as if it was a man and he was a gay man. "It calllsme Luke."

"It calls you Luke? But I'm Luke!" Luke said and the laugh track

Digit overheard the conversation, but mostly the part about atheists and criminals. He told Vade, "That's it!"

"What?"

"My daddy destroyed you business and countries, but he never destroyed the criminal underground! There was still a criminal under in Cyberchase until he deleted the whole program."

Hmm. The bounty hunters and killers Vade hired were probably dead, but there were many he did not hire. And the king of them all? "

"Java the Hott."

They brought Java the oil they promised, but instead of wanting money for it, they wanted his ships and armies.

"Hohoho!" he laughed, but not like santa. "The Hacker paid me in many Republican credits to give HIM my army!"

"You would sell out your galaxy for Money?"! Luke asked. "You would let God and even yourself die for your greed?"

"Yes!" said Hutt and Threepio at the same time, but Threepiuo wasn't going to betray them because Hack was a robot who hated other robots. : (

Then Hut sicked his droid army on them. It was led by a robotic mind controlled Largan, who had an even more muscular body that sweated electricity as he fought.

"Largan! Remember who you are!" Luke said.

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"Oh no he doesn't talk in buzzes!" They escaped and shot down twelve of Java's ships. This plan would not work. Sad!

Meanwhile, Hacker attatched the ground of the formal sckyscraper to the Grim Reeker so that the WHOLE DEATH STAR TRAiled behind it. He pressed a button and blew up each planet that wrefused to help him conquer God.

Before he went to the prison one of the priusoners, Mace Window, said "HERE" and gave him a book to read… It was… A Bible?

He read through it and found the story of God and of his relationship with man. He read about the love and wrath and bread and wine and the contemplated it.

Then he saw a pictyure of Jesus that Mace also handed him. He called out to the Heavens, "IT'S MY TURN NOW!"

and threw the Bible against the wall. .