Infinite Wars in our Infinite Stars
Fun isn't usually something one takes into consideration when one is hacking God, but I must admit, sticking this computer chip in your butthole will put a smile on my face.
Hacker adjusted his new infinity gauntlet onto his hand. "Isn't this a fabulous accesory?" he said to delate even though he didn't care what his minion thought "An Infinitie Gaunlet. I stole it from Thanos after I killed him."
"What about th s?"
"I took them out and threw them in the garbage disposal." Hack sneered. "I have improved it." he closed the gauntlet and a computer chip apeared in his hand "If I stick these chips into people, I can control their brains. I will symbolically build a ladder of men and climb that ladder to God, and I will hack into him and become . . ." a shadow went over his face "God version 2.0."
He and his minions were on a planet full of Jawas and people with tall heads like that guy in the jedi council.
"Now I will control every person on this planet."
(There is a cartoon loading screen with a loading bar shaped like Hakcer's head)
"I did it!"
Hacker now controlled all the Jawas and all the people with tall head. The king of the tall head aliens bowed before him. "We will serve you with our lives, Hacker."
He laughed to himself. Buzz and Delete didn't watch.
"Now, lick my toes!"
The tall head alien king licked his toes, but hacker decides he didn't like it so he punched him with the gauntlet, and his head turned into bubbles. Buzz and Delete quivered in terror.
"Next Stop, God and Jesus! Good hell!"
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*Author's note: I'm not copying Infinity Wars. This is called a parody. It is in the law.
Author's Note 2: Inifinity War Spoilers! Hacker Kills Thanos hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Okay bye bye now)