Author's Note: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!1 STORY CANCELED
My final class is tomorrow, and my teacher said the grades are in! I didn't get an A, pronably because I didn't get 100 chapters in time. I passed and he said "for u this basically is an A". : ( I didn't meat my goal, I didn't get to be the lead in the Spring play and I sure am not playing basketball anymore. I kept sneaking out in half time to write this story FOR ALL OF YOU PEOPLE and not didn't make it back to game in timMy dad just yelled at me. He saw my grades and told me how my mom would be super disappointed if she were around.
Maybe he's right. I couldn'y even get 100 chapters by summer and it has been over a year. I wanted to write the sequel in the summer because summers are lonely! You don't see your friends,, you only see pics of them going on vacation with their happy familys on snappchat but they don't text u back bc theyre busy. But now I'm too depressed to write and I will be stuck all summer in perjetory (I don't want to say Hell because no person knows how bad Hell is but my cathlick friend told me about perjetory and it's like hell but not as hot) thinkin about stuff
I am not a good writer so I guess I will train in Basketball. I'll ractice day and night and day and then I'll be the best bball player ever when the school year comes and then if my dad talks shit I'll fold him into a ball and put him in the garbage like in that movie with the black genie. TEEFUCKINGHEE.
ALSO, so that u won't be in the comments saying "TRAVIS THIS ISN'T A CHAPTER!" I will write it. The LAST CHAPTER.
The War in Our Stars.
FINAL CHAPTER
The Jesus Squad piloted their ship with a special ETERNAL FUEL. They watched the universe burn around them but couldn't do anything. Their friends were either dead or brainwashed or inprisoned but at least they had each other and were not lonely and Vade didn't scream at his sons anymore.
Meanwhile, Hacker typed into the computer "HACK GOD." But the computer said back, "ERROR!"
"What in good hell?" Hacker asked.
The computer said "There is no god
THE END
