"that u can hack."

Meanwhile on the ship, Everyone in the Jesus Squadwas starting to stink bc there was only one shower and Susana used it most of the time. She stripped bear ass to batche in the smokey hot shower water every few hours. Sometimes DFireeyes went in with here and they had lotsa sex.

"Get that fawl stench away from me, Art 2!" Threepio yelled. "And you too Anakin."

"Fuck off" Anny said. Fireeyes scoled him, "You're too young to swear kiddo."

"Mistake Solo can swear!"

"I make different rules." Leah said. Anakin pouted bc it was unfair some kids could say bad and others could not?

"I know how u feel," Threepio sad, "One day I too will make the world balanced and equal through FORCE but not today I am tired." And he went to have more sex with his bf in the shower while Susana watched.

"Where art we going?" The Vade asked Luke. He had stepped down from command bc his confidance was shattered.

"The only thinkg we can do," Luke said, "Is tell as many people about Jesus as we can so that they don't go to Hell wihen Hacker kills them."

"But," Leah said, "If Hacker hacks God and becomes new god, he can jusat send anyone he wants there!"

Luke thought for a moment. Then Mistake had an idea. "What if…. We… pray very hard so God has the power to destroy him?"

Everyone cheered for Mistake, except for Fireeyes. He didn't want to pray it was boring, and he was giving up. His powers hadn't been all he wanted them to be and nothing felt like it would be ok again.

Suddenly a TRANSMISSION SHOWED UP! Fireeyes opened it and to his surprise saw Jennifer the Hot Nurse on it! She was in the bottom of a ship, in prison.

"Fireeyes Skywalker," she said, "Some really tough stuff has been happen to me lately and I felt like giving up some nights. But I hear about your adventures and they make me laugh and give me hope. They're like a little light in a dark day. So please, keep writflying in your ship and fighting Hacker.

Fireeyes noded at the woman he once banged. He was determined. He took that newfound energy to keep fighting and spoke up… "Faith without action is dead!" he told the group. "Mistake had a good idea but we also must act!"

"How?" Vade asked and hung his head. "I tried to build an army but ended up starting a hole other war and getting most of my men killed and captured."

"Exacly!" Leah chimed in. "Hack is building an army now, and if we can defeat them like he defeted yours, he'll be in the same position we are! All he had at first was him and the two robots. We have us and three robots!"

"Four." Corrected Digit who was there the whole time smoking (AN: Smoking is BAD for you but some people have addictions and it is hard to quit, so don't judge them..) "I know how Hacker thinks, and I know who his most powerful soldiers are. We take them out and he's vulnerable."

"Luke, Leah, and I will do air strike," Said Fireeyes. "We can split this ship in three and cover the robots."

"What about me and Anakin?" Mistake asked.

Leah said, "Fighting is dangerous. U will stay away and be our prayer warriors, so that God can gain more power. Now… We need somebody to go and kill Hacker."

"Susana?" Asked Fireeyes. She was fierce, but she was also not used to killing the main villain, only side ones.

"No… Our dad." Said Leah.

Vade stammered, "N.. No. I don't think I… I can. I failed a LOT."

"Dad," Fireeyes said, "our adventures give people hope while they go through hard, hard times. I doesn't matter ur not perfect. It only matters you do what you love and try. And you LOVE killing cocky motherfuckers."

That night, Vade went online and got his docterate. He lost the title of Mr. Vade the Big Ass Man, but thanks to Fireeyes he was now Dr. Vade.

Fireeyes did the math and said, "We may need more than four robot soldiers to attack his army. But Java was taken over by Hacker… Where will we find more robots?"

Digit said, "I read in a book once of ancient gay robots who started the robot race. They were black and golden."

Sudenly everyone realized how robots started… Dramatic music played as they listened to growns in the bathroom.

"THreepio," screamed Luke, "Take off that condom!"