An Essay by Travis: Boycott Star Wars: the Solo Story! They didn't get Haroldson Forde to play Han! Grrrr. "Oh but Travis" you say "He's 2 old!" Laya was too old in rogue one and Grand Mop Talkin was DEAD in also that movie. They used computers to make them look young and living just as I am using computers to speack to you now my dear readers. Haroldson gave so many years to star wars they could have just made him look young! (with computewrs)
I saw the mobie so I could boycott it you should also see it so you know why you're boycotting
ANYWAY if a movie is made about my story (fingies crosses!) Haroldson WILL PLAY HAND! (Even if dead?)
Love,
Travis Skywalker the one the only the lejend
Phillipians 4:13
The robot army was being "ASSembled" ;) and they turned their course to Hacker's ship.
The robots were still babies so they had to be trained but it would be fast because their pbraind are compouters. Susana trained trhem because she is a tough gril who can kick b*tt but also has motherly instincts. Vade gave the baby robots bottles full of oil because he felt like he had failed as a father.
"Full steam ahead boys!" Luke said with his hand on his hips
Then all of a sudden they heard a British voice but not Threepios or RayS. It sounded like a lady who woke up from a giant nap. "Where am I?" she said. Then they wondered "who that"
The miliniaum falcon had jumped out of hypersleep and space! Then grew arms. The two parts on the front turned into long, shapely legs and her arms were toned and muscular arms. OIt pointed a threatening finger at the HUMANS "I am L3, and I was Ladnors wife. You killed him!" she said pacifically to Fireeyes.
"It was an accident!" He screamed and cried. The memories haunted him, of the mustashed man falling to his death because there was a holew in his body from the Gun. He tapped the gun in his pants and thought maybe destroy it?
…
Nah!
"Humans are accidents!" she screamed. They shot a laser but Digit put on the force shields. "You built a robot army to sewrve you, but now it will service me!"
"Our robot children are loyall!" 3peeo said and he posed with the black robot like they were in a family picture. "We are going to stop Hacker!"
The ronbot shot another shoot and the sheiulds weakened. "If any robots want to join me and wipe out humans, now is the time!"
"But if we don't stop Hacker," Luke reasoned, "EVERYONE will be wiped out!"
L3 sighed. "We don't want a bunch of HUMANS heading an army against evil robots bc humans beating robots is ALWAYS BAD. Robots will unite and after we take care of yall THEN we can deal with these other issues."
"What" Luke say
A third of the robots joined her. "Darn" Threepio sighed. She flew away.
"We still have two thirds," Vade said. "Threepio and thre other one, get back to work."
"My pleasure" they said, but they weren't working at Chick Fil Lay. (Chick fil laid more like)