A thousand robots flew ahead of the ship. At this point, the galaxy was easy to get through because there were no planets in the wya because Hacker had destroyed them a bunch. The robots all had arm cannons like a battle droid because trhe Black Robot is ¼ battle droid.

"All right," Luke said to the robots, "This is are third attack. I know a lot of your brothers and sisters were killed and imprisoned but you gotta keep your chin up! Okay?" They had sent two attacksa to ware the Hackers forses down. Now it was time to attack themselves.

Fireeyes had a plan. He would stand atop the spaceship and summon the Force to destroy the Death Star. He had s*x with Susana three times, then ate a big steak made from Ton-tons meat and said, "I thought they tasted bad on the outside!" Then with all of that emotional and pysical enerygy he went up to his father. "I will gonow."

"Son," he said, "I won't stop you, but it's very dangerous."

Fireeyes said, "The air is dangerous." He climbed to the top of the shop with his lightsaver and cahnnled the Force's energy into a big attack taht would destroy hacker for ever. But then Anakin walked out with his lifesaver.

He lit it and bonked his future son/current daddy on the head. He said "We save what we love stupid." And he dragged him back to the ship.

"Wow." said Vade. "That was a waste of time."

Hacker sent a message from ship to ship. He said, "Why don't you dunderheads give up? As soon as I become God 2 I will snap my fingers and you'll all be gone!"

"We have to fight because…. Of hope!" Luke said.

Finally Fireeyes, who had just woken up from the bonk on the head, took the wheel and flew past the robots. He shot missiles at the building. Then… THe malinuim galcon showed up!

L3 said, "Surprise b**ches!" And she shot missiles at they both!

"Wow!" Said Susana, "This is the first time I've been in a three way!" She winked. Fireeyes rolled his fire eyes because he knew it wasn't.

"The ship is going down!" Said Digit. "We have to use the escape pod but it will only fit all but one of us!"

"Which one stays?" They all asked. After a silence, Luke said "me" because he wanted to be sacrifishal liuke Jesus.

They all hugged Luke goodbye and got into the pod. Susanna made out with him but told every one that was just how they say goodbye on her home planet. They all rolled their eyes.

And so Luke fell down with the spaceship, but instead of being dead, he awoke in a prison.

"Where am I?" He asked. Then a familiar voice said, "WE"RE IN PRISON MOTHEREFFER!" He saw Mace and some randoms bicylcing on excersize bikes, which was the power sourch for Hacker's ship! "IF WE DON"T STOP PEDDLING WE GET ELECTROUTED!"