77: More than one way to skin a hack
God was hard to hack, but the big green asshole did manage to find a star deep in space where angels lived.
"I won't tell you shitt!" said Michael, and hacker punched him with the infinity glove.
(I asked the pastor what angels look like and he said he didn't know, so I'm imagining Michael as a fairy but with big muscles and strong but also a little bit like a girl)
Buzz and Delete cried because they were raised religious. Hackster said I GET OFF ON CONSUMING SOULS and he consumed all of the angels with his glove. Opra music played.
Meanhile, Luke was in the dungeoun of the Grim Reeper. He and mace peddled on their bikes. Luke had been elecetrocuted like a hundred times. He was like "I haven't been this toasty since the emeperor did it to me in the return of the jedi"
Windoo said "NO 4TH WALL JOKES BITCH"
There were also a lot of other characters doing it there. Many of the robots weren't actually dead they were pedaling (This story got really dark wow so some people aren't as dead)
Suddenly Luke had an idea "What if we all pedal backwards?"!
"THAT'S STUPID WHAT WOULD THAT DO?"
If Hack wants us to pedal forwarc we should do the oppsoite of what he wants.
So Luke got all of them to listen to him by reading them John 316 and they all went backwards. At first nothing happens, then, suddenly , a glowing door appered in the middle of the room.
It opened and out came . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. . …. …. Hack, only, he had a gentle smile on his face, and no glove.
"WHAT! WHO THE FREAK ARE YOU?"
"I'm the Hackster." said the gentle smile, "But I'm the good Hacker from another dimenson."
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