STAR WARS
THE WAR IN OUR STARS
EPISODE LXXVII
POD PEOPLE!
While Luke Skywalker is captured on the Hacker's ship, his friends are crammed in a escape pod and must escape!
The hole galaxy is taken over by Hacker, who may have just cracked the codee to hack God Himself!
As the Pod drifts through spice, Lukes' bro Fireeyes has a plan…
The pod flies in space as dull musick plays.
"Ew, move your ass!" said Fireeyes to Laya. Her ass was on his knee.
"I camn't we're all cramped up!"
R2 said "nbeeep" which meant "Stop having sex for two moinutes you horndogs"
C3po and his lover already made three robo babies on the ship, which made it even more crampped!
Fireeyes sighed and said, "Okay, guys, look. We have to get back there."
"Normally escape plods would land on a planet," said Laeya, "But Hacker blew up a third of the planets and makde a third of the stars fall! We'll just drift here forever."
Susana took her clothes off and kissed Fireeyes. "Then we better get comfy. ;) "
"NOT NOW!" he said. "Don't you understand?! Lule is alive and if we get his dumbass back, we might have enuff people to stop Hacker!"
"Awww," said Digit, "Ypu love your brother!"
"I do not!" he said. "I don't care about that man, he's just the only way to kill this God killer!"
"I love my bros." Said the Didge. "The Hack forces them to work for him, but thru abuse. So I feel bad for them." And he did?
"I don't care about my week brother! But I feel through the force he is alive." He thought about it. "Maybe we can use the force to fly this pod?"
They all laughed. Everyone knows that the force doesn't work on escape pods!
They saw a shattered beetedned Melimien Falcoln and screamed, but then…
Then they heard a "WWWWRRRROOOOOAAAR!" ANakin looked out the windo.
"It's a spaceship!" He looked closer. "Piloted by… CHewbacka?!"
"WWWRRROOOORR"
Chewie pickted up the escape pod in a trsacoter beam! They all climbed out
"Chewiw!" Laya hugged him. "I missed you! Were've you been?"
He rooorred about raising young Han but she didn't understand. (Han isn't here youll find out later okay? Geez!) They all hugged him, even Fireeyes. Vade did too but it was awkward because him and Chewy don't know each other that well.
"I realized," L3 said, "That HAcker really is the more evil option. His army almost killed me and all but a few of my robots!" The other robots worked on the ship as servants; the five new ones from the escape pod did as well. "We will unitee against him, in memory of Lando… AND Hahn!"
Anakin took the wheel and piloted with a vengence.
Everyone cheered, except Fireeyes.
Chewie put a hand on Fireeyes' shoulder ."I know you miss your brother and believe he is alive. You can still save him though!"
"I don't care about him!" Fireeyes shook CHewys hand off. "I love my daddy and my gf and the galaxy. I already learned those lessons! I don't want to learn about my bonehead brother!" But as he said this, Fireeyes remembered Luke when they were kids. Luke had just come back from Jedi practice.
Ramblers in the wilderness we can't find what we need
We get a little restless from the searching
Get a little worn down in between
Like a bull chasing the matador is the man left to his own schemes
Everybody needs someone beside em' shining like a lighthouse from the sea
"Wow, that sure was a rough one!" Luke said, wiping sweat and dirt from his face.
"I don't care." Young Fireeyes seethed, "I'm trying to listen to music!"
Brother let me be your shelter
Never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you're low
Luke frowned. "I'm sorry. I just wanted to share my-"
"Share YOUR! YOU YOU YOUY! IT"S ALWAYS ABOUT WHAT YOU WASNT TO DO AND ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU ACCOMPLISH! WHAT ABOUT ME? IM ALWAYS IN YOUR SHADOQ AND I"M SICK OF IT!"
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home
Luke patted his bro on the soldier. "What do you want to talk about." Fireeyes scrowled.
"Nothing."
Luke frowned.
Face down in the desert now there's a cage locked around my heart
I found a way to drop the keys where my failures were
Now my hands can't reach that far
I ain't made for a rivalry, I could never take the world alone
I know that in my weakness I am stronger
It's your love that brings me home
Fireeyes walked outside of yell at nature and then some neighborhood bullies showed up.
"Hahaha, look at little Fire Eeyes!" The leader said! They beart him up and stuff.
"Stop it! I will end you!" Fireeyes said. He cried. "Once I summon the dark sied I will torment and kill tou!" And he did. Butt later.
Right now he was too littel to fight.
Luke walked out. "Unhand him!" He said adn posed.
"Wha-" Before the bullies could sai anything, Young Luke kicked them all and "forced" them into submission!
Brother let me be your shelter
I'll never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you're low
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home
Brother let me be your shelter
Never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you're low
The leader of the bullies stood up and snuck behind Luke with a knife!
"No!" Fireeyes screamed. He zapped the bully with lightning to defend his brtother! That bully became known as "Lightning Face" and the Skywalker bros lived another day.
As Fireeyes remembered these things, a tear escaped his eye. THe first time he used the Force, and the Dark Side, he used it out of love for his brother! "And now I will again."
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home
Brother let me be your shelter
Never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you're feeling low
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home
Brother let me be your shelter
Never leave you all alone
I can be the one you call
When you're low
Brother let me be your fortress
When the night winds are driving on
Be the one to light the way
Bring you home
Daddy Vade looked on and said "This is good."
Brother let me be your shelter
Brother let me be your shelter
Brother let me be your shelter
Brother let me be your shelter