Chapter 79: "What in Bad Heaven?"

The good hack had appeared on the slave ship.

"WHAT HE HELL ARW YOU: MAce did say

"I am The Hacker, but good, You, my child, may call me The Fixer, because I do not hack, I repair."'

"THATS KINDA GAY BRO" said Mace.

"The only kind of gay I am is happy," said Fixer, "But I respect you."

"Can you fix the universe?" Luke asked.

"No. BUTT, I can give you adivice!" ASnd he gave them fix the universe advice! And they said they will use it!

Meanwhile, an anime battle theme played as the Jesus Squad and L3 flew through Hacker's base! Which was now built so big that a big spaceship was like a fly to it in size!

"Wwwrrrroor!" Chewie said. He jumped on top of the ship and fired from his bowcaster! He blew up all of the security in every room they passed.

Inside of L3, Fireeyes watched schematics of the ship. "I have a tracking shot on Luke! We'll be able to save him and the other prisoners in the Grim Reaper!" Anakin nodded and piloted toward where Luke would have be.

HELLO DAD
HELLO MOM
CHCHCHCHCHCHCHC SHERRY BOMB!

Meanwhile, Luke, Mace, the robots, and all the other pirsoners (inlcuding Finn but I don't know if he does much right now?) turned a corner. "Sure was nice of the Fixer to let us out of there and disarm the security footage!" Luke said.

"YEAH AND IT"LL BE NICE TO FINALLY LEAVE THIS AWFUL PLACE" said Mace Window. The big ship nearly crushed them. "WHOA LOOK OUT!"

The door opened and Fireeyes said, "Get in here you hoes!"

Luke grinned. "Good ol Fireeyes! Hey, we know how to beat Hacker!" They started to crawl up the ramp, but Buzz and Delete jumped in their way!

"You won't beat our Daddy anytime soon!" Buzz said, aiming a lazer.

"Yeah!" said Del.

DIgit walked out. "My brothers! You don't have to be like our dad! Come with us, we'll set things right!"

"Ummm my insides are getting crowded?" L3 said.

Buzz and Delete looked conflicted. They alwyas admired their bro for standing up to their dad, butt Hacker always told them, "Digit signed his death warrant the moment he betrayed me! When I find him, I willnot dismantle him. I will make his screames the fuel of my ship and keep him in everlasting tormant. And I value him more than both of you combined; so imagine how much YOU will hurt if you don't do as I say!"

Delete cryed. "I'm sorry, Dig. I can't." He shot at Liuke with the blaster, but Luke deflected itt with his lifesaber. It hit Buzzy in the arm. "Ow!"

"Fireeyes!" Luke tossed the lightsaver to his bro. Fireeyes held it in his hand. His one goal. To get Luke's lightsaber.

Buzz went to mess with some wiring outside the falcoln. What a dick!

Delete kept blocking the way, but then FireyeHe used it to slice Delte in half!

Digit cryed but he knew it had to be done.

Buzz and his one arm ran away. The Jesus Squad boarded the ship, but when Fireeyes turned the key it wouldn't crank!

"Ooh I just can't start?" L3 cried.

"What the-"

"What in good hell, indeed!" Hacker showed up, with Largan and the brainwashed army and one arm Buzz at his side. He used the Infinity Gantlet to put Delete back together, but now he had glowing read eyes and stopped crying. "You put up a fight, but you are INSECTS compared to me! I'm about to hack God, and become God!"

But then, the Fixer walked out with the Jesus Squad. "I don't think God will like that very much."

"WHAT" HAcker roared.

Mistake Solo said, "Geez how long is theis story going to take?"