An old, decrepit man wearing a hood who wasn't the Man in the Hood from before but was in fact Emperor Palpatinr aka Dark Sideous aka HIDEOUS amiriye hahaha aka the emperor aka sheef walked in and slow clapped.

"Very well done." He said sarcadtically.

Hacker stood up "Who the Hack are you?"

The emperor smiled. "I am your father! I CREATED CYBERSPACE!"

The Fixer stepped to Hacker's side. "What no motherboard did."

"I created her, and programmed into her DNA and RNA to make a servant who would turn EVIL. It's all part of my plan!"

"Part of your plan or not," Hacker said, "I will hack God and then kill you all! You wont hack God because I will!

"Hahahaha! Im an atheist; I don't believe in God!"

"But I literallt met Archangel Michael?" Hacker said.

"Hahaha idk but time for you to die." He used lightning to kill both Hacker AND Fixer!

"No!" Mistake Solo ran to Fixer's side. "Fixer! You were my hero!"

Palp laughed. "Thats too damn bad! Now that my pawns have enslaved and wiped out the Galaxy, i will restart the empire! With Fireeyes as my apprentise!"

"Wait," Fireeyes said, "What?"

"I was behind all of your adventures. I was the one who told Jar Jar that his dad hated him so that he'd developp a evil side and that evil would become the Man in the Hood. Then I posessed the Man in the Hood to do his plans, which in fighting you became more powerful. Then I supplied money to AmericVade and arms to Darth Mall's terrorists so that they would create dischord. I was even the one who whispered to Leah while she was asleep to fuck Jar Jar."

"Why?" Leah asked.

"Because cheating is evil and IM EVIL! HAHAHWHHAHWHAHAHA"

Mistake cried. He lost the Fixer, and now he felt like he was the product of evil. Leah sinced this and said, "No we love you."

Mistake said "good ok" .

"Why do you want me as your emprintice?" Fireeyes asked.

Luke, jealous, said, "Yeah why not me? Last time we fought you tried to make me your imrentose!"

Everyone looked at Luke like in that vine where the black man says "really" then says a word I'm not alloeed to

"You have so much RAW POWER," he said, "and you can USE it to further my empire!"

"That sounds stupid."

"Not as stupid as being a Jedi."

"I'm not a Jedi," he said, "but I'm teamed up witj the light!" He held Luke's hand and Susanad hand as well. "And God will protect us!"

Palpatine summined his lightning from the sky. "I WILL STRIKE YOU ALLLLLLL DOWN!"

"Not, you will!" Came a voice that sounded like Grover from sesemee street. The emparor turned and saw Yoda! He carried his Bible and lightsaber.

"Its 'you will not', stupid!" The evil old man said

Everybody cheered for the grrenman but Yoda said, "My fight it is not." He looked at Vade. "Defend your son!"

Vader stepped up. The emperor force choked his ass. "You cant throw me again like you did all that time ago! I have the power of hate!" The old man cackled.

Vader said, through his choking. "I have love on my side"

"Hackers right, you ARE gay!"

Fireeyes said, "Stop calling things you don't like gay! I'm bisexual, and I'm ready to come out!" He made out with Susana, then with Mace Windu. He looked at Vader "Dad... i'm bi. It's who I am!"

Vade choked out while being chocked in the air, "Son I love you no matter what. But nows not the best time? Im getting choked."

The emperar slammed him on the ground "You failed as my pawn, when I commanded you through the Hood! Its like I always told you, from the time youcwere a child..." he stood up high and tall and summoned all the lightning he could. He used the force litning to create an army of men made out of lightning! And they all had a lightning gun in one hand and a lightning lightsaber in the other. "I always told you that you were SHIT!"

Vade stuggled to stand. Fireeyes, luke, and Leah ran to his side to pick him up. "No..." Vade said.

He was surrounded by the whole Jesus Squad, and by all the droids and people in Hackers brainwashed army who had been free.

Buzz and Delete stood by digits side. They held hands.

R2, bb8, the black robot, and C3P0 stiod in front of the droids. C3po was ready to make lighrning bleed!

Finn and Rey both used the force to fly above the group

Yoda readied his saber and read a prayer

Chewie invited Largan into the Falcon so they could fly and shoot lasers

Two Jar Jars were there, one in a senators uniform, and one in a hood.

"Dark Jar Jar?" said Leah. "Why are youback?"

Jar Jar said, "I divided my good and evil side again so we could cover more ground fighting this fuck!"

Boba Fett and General Greedo readied their guns

Khan, the Nurse, and Robert the Gay Stormtrooper flew in on top of XARGOX. "Did you miss us?" The cosmic atheist asked.

The force ghosts of all who died floated invidible in the crowd.

And nobody knew it at the time, but a certain King of Narnia and his animal subjects went to the back of the line.

The whole team. Everybody stood behind Vader. He was nobody's pawn, but he wasnt a corrupt leader. He finally had them at his side. He told the old man, who had said to him, "You are shit": "No. WE are shit!"

They all charged at the lighrning army like in Avengchers Endgame

Palpatine turned into his true form! He was not really an old man who had wrinkles. He was really a lion who looked kindaclike Scar from Lion King but if he were divine

He was Dark Assland!

TO BE CONTINUES

Sometimes a story will reflect real life. And I want to take this moment to say that, yes, I am bisexual. I kissed my friend a while ago and kept it secret, but now everybody at school knows because this guy Scott was also there and is a blabber mouth. ugh! But I am attracted to women still. I just like men too.

I'm still the same ol Travis you know and adore. Ya boy. The legend. Please let me know if you have any more questions! Thank you readers!