Hey guys, its bunny here with a new fanfic idea, which is hopefully better written, and can be enjoyed by everyone. This will be a Si fanfiction, there will be cursing, described nudity, Gore (kinda), LGBTQ+ Support, lime and mayyybe lemons, so be warned. If you don't like that stuff, my biggest question is, why are you here on a DxD fic? *I don't own High School DxD or Pokemon, please don't sue me*
Biblical God: BIBLE STUFF
Other God's: 'puny humans'
Ddraig/ Albion: (partner)
Pokemon: "Pika Pikachu"
Normal speech: "Hello"
Angry speech: "I WILL TEAR YOU APART"
Thoughts: 'holy shit this is terrifying'
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IS THIS THING ON? TESTING TESTING 123…
'Eh? What's going on? Why can't I see anything?'
AH MORTAL, YOUR AWAKE.
'Holy shit what's going on? Who are you and where am I?'
I AM THE GOD OF THE BIBLE AND THE MULTIVERSE, FATHER OF JESUS', COMMANDER OF ALL HEAVEN'S. AS FOR WHAT'S GOING ON, YOU ARE DEAD, AND YOUR SOUL IS CURRENTLY IN BETWEEN THE REALMS OF LIFE AND DEATH.
'I'm dead? Wait ugh… I remember now… I got shot… HOLY SHIT I GOT SHOT! WHAT ABOUT MY PARENTS? OH FUCK ARE THEY OK? DID THE ROBBER GET THEM TOO?!'
YOUR FAMILY IS FINE MORTAL. YOU WERE ABLE TO STOP THE ROBBER FROM HARMING THEM BEFORE YOU DIED. HE IS CURRENTLY ON HIS WAY TO HELL. CONGRATS MORTAL, YOU SAVED YOUR FAMILY.
'Oh thank god.'
YOU ARE WELCOME MORTAL. BUT IT WAS YOUR DOING AND YOUR DOING ALONE. BUT IM SORRY TO SAY THIS, BUT THERE WAS AN ERROR WHEN YOU DIED. THAT BOTTLE WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE THERE, SO IN THE PROPPER TIMELINE, YOU WOULD HAVE KILLED HIM AND YOU WOULD STILL LIVE. UNFORTUNATELY BECAUSE YOU DIED WHEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, YOU CANNOT GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN. SO INSTEAD OF MAKING YOU WAIT FOR WHAT SHALL FEEL LIKE AN ETERNITY, YOU SHALL BE REBORN ON A DIFFERENT EARTH.
'HOLY SHIT THAT'S A LOT TO UNPACK….. But for some reason I'm fine with this. I'll miss my family, but I can't really let my new life be ruined either. Ok God, where am I going? What's my job? And how likely is it that somewhere in the Multiverse, I'm writing out this situation for fanfiction?'
YOU ARE TAKING THIS QUITE WELL. THAT IS GOOD. ANYWAY, YOU ARE GOING TO A UNIVERSE YOUR QUITE FAMILIAR WITH. A LAND WHERE EVERY FACTION EXISTS. A LAND WHERE MY EXTENSION HAS DIED. AS FOR YOUR JOB-
'HOLD UP! I'm going to DxD?! The world where lust is a super power?!'
*AHEM* YES YOU ARE. NOW LIKE I WAS SAYING, YOUR JOB IS TO LIVE YOUR LIFE. I SHALL GIVE YOU NO SPECIFIC GOAL, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS ALREADY. YOU COULD GAIN A HAREM, BECOME THE NEXT SATAN, EVEN TAKE UP THE MANTLE OF THIS UNIVERSES BIBLICAL GOD AND BECOME MY EXTENSION. HOWEVER YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE,YOU SHALL ALMOST CERTAINLY GO TO HEAVEN. THE ONLY WAY YOU WOULDN'T IS TO BECOME A RAPIST, A NECROPHILE (REBORN PEOPLE ARE OK THOUGH), A MURDERER OF THE PURE OR A PEDOPHILE (BY JAPAN'S RULES NOT THE U.S.). ALSO YES, SEVERAL OF YOU IN THE MULTIVERSE ARE WRITING THIS DOWN NOW.
'Ok this is a really nice deal. I'm definitely taking it. But before you send me I'd just like to know, will I remember this? Will I remember my past life? Will I get a Sacred Gear™? And will my family be able to move on and be happy?'
EVER THE CURIOUS ONE HUH? YES YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS ALL. YOU WILL REMEMBER YOUR LIFE AND YOUR FAMILY WILL EVENTUALLY MOVE ON AND BE OK. AS FOR THE SACRED GEAR, YES, BUT IT WILL NOT BE OBE KNOWN BY THIS UNIVERSE, SO YOU MUST FIGURE IT OUT ON YOUR OWN. WHEN YOU DO WILL BE HILARIOUS.
'Thank you sir. I'll see you again once my next great adventure is over.'
GOODBYE MORTAL. OR SHALL I CALL YOU BY YOUR NEW NAME, BLAIR CROSS.
'Huh that's a pretty cool new name''
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That was the day I started my journey in the land of God's, Devil's, harem's, Boob's, and Butt's...
Aaand done with chapter 1. What did you think? Did you enjoy my set up of the fic? If not, tell me what I did wrong in the reviews. Anyway, let's get to the schedule of this fic. I do not know how often I will update. I will try to keep it up as much as possible, maybe daily, maybe once a week. Hell, I'm probably gonna write and put out the next few chapters within the next few hours.