Soon, Bob had arrived at Jabba the Hutt's castle...palace...thing. He was ready to receive his mission with Chewie, no matter how dangerous it might be. He rang the doorbell, and an extremely tiny jackfruit walked out.

"Uhhh...name, pleeeease?" He asked in a very prepubescent voice.

"Solo." Bob said. "And Lotsa." He looked at Chewie.

"Oh..." the little guy said. "Right this wayyy.."

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The interior of Jabba the Hutt's palace was exceptionally massive, filled to the brim with hot tubs, hot alien babes, and a large dance floor.

"Miiiister The Hutt will see you in a mooooment..." the jackfruit said.

"I don't need to fall at your feet

Just 'cause you cut me to the bone

And I won't miss the way that you kiss me"

"Sheesh, what a geek." Bob told Chewie, who immediately laughed at his statement.

"I heeeeard that!" The jackfruit replied.

"We were never carved in stone

If I don't listen to the talk of the town

Then maybe I can fool myself"

Pretty soon, a large door opened up in the palace, leading to a much larger room.

"Miiiister Solo, party of twoooo, Miiister the Hutt will see you now!" The jackfruit teenager exclaimed.

"Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking (I'll get over you I know I will)

I'll pretend my ship's not sinking

And I'll tell myself I'm over you"

The jackfruit teenager led Bob and Chewie over to where Jabba was currently seated at. It was a (practically) ocean-sized hot tub of water, with him taking up half the space in there, along with at least thirty bikini babes of different species.

"Miiister JAbba!" The jackfruit happily yelled. "They're here!"

Jabba the Hutt then looked down at Bob and Chewie (but not without someone pulling back his neck fat so that he could see properly).

("*Ah, Robert, Chewbert, you've made it!"*) The Hutt said in his deep voice.

(*TRANSLATED FROM HUTTESE*)

"What's the mission, mister Jabba?" Bob asked, going into the tub—even though it looked extremely disgusting—and sitting on one of the Hutt's fat rolls with Chewie.

Jabba pulled Bob and Chewie closer, making sure that none of his hot girls or other people could hear him say this.

("My boy...") Jabba said. ("There is a kyber crystal located on a distant jungle planet. I need you to find it and return it to me so that I might display it in my totally kickin' man cave.

Bob looked to find another room, with neon lights reading "MAN CAVE". The floor had leopard print rugs, posters of very attractive women, a large water bed (extremely durable for someone like Jabba). Intense rock music played from a nearby boom box, and two lava lamps lined the front of the bed, next to a pool table and NES games.

"Wow." Bob said. "That IS a kickin' man cave. Don't worry, mister Jabba! Me and Chewie are totally gonna bring back that crystal!"

Once Bob and Chewie left, Jabba looked back and placed a fat, non-existent hand to his forehead.

("You better bring it.") he said.