Hey guys what's up, it's ya boi uhhh skinny penis. It has been a long fucking pause. But I am back, hopefully for weekly, but who knows?! Before we start the show, an anonymous reviewer asked me, why I wanted Blair to be reincarnated by Rias, stating she was spoiled and lazy, and offering the alternative of Sona, or staying human. This is my response for them and anyone else that wants to know why:

"When did I say that they were going to become rias' devil? I said that if Rias reincarnated Blair, they would be as strong as the others. I said that because canonically, the stronger your kings magic levels, the stronger you are reincarnated. And canonically Rias' magic is stronger than Sona. As for staying human, that's boring and will quickly ruin the way I'm having Blair be as powerful as their Pokemon. Plus, Devil magic is all about imagination, and is wayyy easier to explain the use of than mathematic based magic. And while I'm always up for world building, people have done it before. My entire reason for writing this fic is to see how the Gremory peerage reacts to Pokemon. And to give a certain underrated character some love."

This will be a Si fanfiction, there will be cursing, described nudity, Gore (kinda), LGBTQ+ Support, lime and mayyybe lemons, so be warned. If you don't like that stuff, my biggest question is, why are you here on a DxD fic? *I don't own High School DxD or Pokemon, please don't sue me*

God of this story (me): {Fourth wall break}

Biblical God: BIBLE STUFF

Other God's: 'puny humans'

Ddraig/ Albion: (partner)

Pokemon: "Pika Pikachu"

Pokedex: {I am Monika, Blair Cross's personal Pokedex}

Normal speech: "Hello"

Angry speech: "I WILL TEAR YOU APART"

Thoughts: 'holy shit this is terrifying'

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Sona continues to stare at me, ready to attack at any movement, and I sigh. I knew that it was quite possible that my team and I could beat Sona three on one. Unfortunately that would attract waaay more attention than just knowing about magic. And, I'm not willing to go against the entire peerage, let alone Leviathan.

I stare her in the eye and ask, "may I sit back down while I explain miss Sitri?" She stares at me, almost reading my mind at this point and nods slowly, still ready to attack. I sigh, wishing I had more tea to drink in my cup. I almost asked to do so but I could feel an inpatient stare burn into me. I had a few problems with this.

Sona, like Oak is one of the smartest minds of this universe. The problem is, she is nowhere as wise, and hasn't dealt with as much stuff that she would consider strange. And unlike Oak, Sona would have to report this to her sister, and therefore the rest of the Great Satan's. And a dimensional traveler is the kind of thing that would easily spread across the nobles and to the Grigory, the Khaos Brigade, and eventually all areas of magic.

"I can't tell you much, because I don't know much. I can tell you however, I'm currently unaffiliated with any of the factions, within and outside the factions of the God of the Bible. I do however know a lot about your faction, and the people within this town. I can however promise I'm not here to hurt any of you or the Gremory's people." Sona's faces made a lot of subtle changes throughout my speech, before she settled on inquisitive.

I knew I was in for some questioning, so I was mentally getting ready when she finally asked, "you said that you aren't affiliated with any of the factions. So, how do you know what you do? Do you have magic training? Magic blood? A sacred gear? And why are you here?" With each question I could feel more pressure. I sigh and answer, "I have no formal magical training, I have no idea of my ancestors, and I do have a sacred gear, but I don't know much about it, and I doubt you will either. As for why I'm here… we can get to that in a bit."

Sona looked a bit angry at my lack of details, and opened her mouth to say something. But then a sort of realization passed across her face. "Did you have anything to do with the large pulse of energy three days ago?" My eyes widen as my brain starts to go through speed mode, 'oh shit, I was out of the heavily warded house, fought a fucking fallen and traveled through the god damned multiverse, how did I not see this coming?!'

I sigh, realizing how much I fucked myself and say, "yes, I was attacked by an unknown fallen angel. Pretty sure they aren't associated with Azazel, as they claimed to be killing me to keep my gear locked, may be a stray, but who knows." She continues to analyze my face, checking for any twitch or movement that would simulate a tell. Luckily, I had trained myself out of those tells in my last life, and this body was just a higher improvement with an anime threshold on growth.

She slowly nods, accepting my words before asking, "and how did this fallen fight?" I quickly replied, "she tried to fight entirely ranged, spamming Spears, even tried an attack of about 20 to 30 Spears all at once, spawned all around me instead of in her hand in a last ditch effort to end me before I could defeat her. Keeping in mind that she had already used at least 10 Spears within that fight, with more concentrated power, and that she had taken a good chunk of damage, this suggests a low experienced but skilled fighter, probably fell near the end of the war. The large burst of energy was actually the pent up energy of my training mixed with the release of my sacred gear."

Sona listens throughout my analysis, and seems to analyze all my words, and nods to herself, before saying, "I must thank you for your time, and info. Your words will be taken into account when searching for this idiot who dares poach on the Gremory-Sitri territory. I and Heiress Gremory will want to see you after your first day of school in about 2.5 weeks. Please keep in mind that you are waiting until then, because or exams will be next week, and you haven't been taught the material by our teachers. Also keep in mind to keep your magic use to a minimum around our students, as making them forget is an annoying half hour and the paperwork even more so. Have a good day,and thank you for the tea."

Sona, now knowing that I knew of magic, started making a magic circle to leave. To both our surprise, but mine hidden, after a second of attempting her magic circle, she received a small amount of magic backlash, stopping her from being able to move. The wards of the house instantly told me that foreign magic was being formed, and was asking if I should keep her paralyzed, keep her paralyzed but let her think, send her to a cell in the basement 'I have a what in the where?!', allow her to use her formed magic this once, or give her permission until revoked.

After analyzing the situation, I quickly build a bullshit story, and allow her to think, before walking up to face her. I put on a brave face, that I knew I could keep and started saying, "you're wondering what happened, right? To put it simply, you formed your magic without permission within my property." A look of understanding and slight fear showed in her eyes, and she looked like she wished to speak.

I continue, "To put it simply, I let you know who I am, as a show of faith for not automatically attacking within my own home. Had you attempted to do anything besides that light show of yours, you would be in a cell, and a much different conversation would have happened. This town may be your territory, but this place is my home. And you've shown that you don't know everything that goes on around here. Please keep that in mind, and feel free to share that with anybody who comes by. I know of your sister's reputation, and would rather not be put on a list because I held an ultimate class devil in my home, for daring to hold her little sister with magic. Now, you wanted to know why I'm here, right? It's because… Gremory needs some help. You will need some help. A storm is coming… I might as well help you man the boats, before you die out at sea."

I watch her eyes grow in fear at my confident exclamation of being able to hold her older sister just as easily as her. "Have a good day, bye bye." I say that last bit with an overly cute tone and force her to go through her inwardly formed circle without allowing her so much as a syllable.

The second she was gone and fell to my knees shaking, knowing that only my bullshitting and wards was all that kept me from being completely demolished. 'Fuck Fuck Fuuuck! Ive revealed an ace I didn't know I had, and I'm going to have to face the god-damned LEVIATHAN! I HELD THE PERSON SHE HOLDS MOST DEAR IN STASIS, IF I EVER MEET HER OUTSIDE OF HERE I'M GOING TO DIE! GLACIER AND SKY ARE GOING TO DIE!'

I curl up, my shaking growing, and barely holding back tears and whimpers. Both Glacier and Sky let themselves out and curl around me, knowing what was going on through our connection and not saying a word. I could feel our connections deepen even further from this, but we wouldn't realize how important this is for a few hours.

*Meanwhile at Kuoh Academy*

Sona appears within the private room for her student council. When she appears, she is visibly shaken, and does not make an attempt to answer any questions. She just quickly rushes from the meeting room towards the Occult club.

Sona pounds on the door shouting, "Rias Gremory you better open this FUCKING DOOR YOU BI-" she stops, jumping lightly at the door creaking open by a visibly shaken Akeno, who had wide eyes from hearing her so emotional. Sona takes a few deep breaths and says almost calmly, "please Akeno, g-get Rias for me, this is important." Akeno nods, still shaking from the president's words.

Sona slowly walks in, carefully observing everything around her, jumpy from her experience earlier. Rias got to her in under a minute, almost rushing, because she knew her friend, and when she was overly worried, emotional, and cursing, she knew something was wrong. Rias hugged Sona, leading her to the office while whispering, "I don't know what's wrong, but you're going to be ok. Alright. You're going to be ok. Now, c'mon, let's go."

They eventually made it to the office, and Rias sat Sona in the comfy couch, trying to comfort her. They stayed that way for half an hour before Sona whispered, "Blair Cross." Rias looked at Sona, knowing that this Blair Cross was important. After another 12 minutes, Sona continues saying, "Blair Cross, our new transfer. She knows about the supernatural. She has an unknown sacred gear. The latent energy is what sent that giant wave of energy three days ago."

Rias takes a sharp breath, remembering the size of that wave. Sona continued, saying, "She revealed some things, but I made a mistake. I tried to teleport from her home. Inside her wards. She held me in place, magic sparking at my fingertips, and explained to me. We aren't watching everything in our territory. She decided to show me that. Once she decided to let it slip that she knew magic, I brought out my aura. To threaten her. Had I done anything with it, I would be in a cell. And she knew my sister would come for her. But she didn't have a care in the world. She's dangerous. A random human, unaffiliated with any faction. Not to mention she knows a lot. She even… she even mentioned part of why she was here. Because you will need help. And so will I. She said some big things are coming. And I… I definitely believe her."

Rias starred in shock at her friend. Her rival. Who was so shaken by one person, who didn't even work with a faction. It terrified her. Even more so, when she mentioned that she would need help. How did a human know about Riser? She was worried. And she knew, it was time to up the training again. Someone who could stop magic from forming beyond an aura, at the level of even Leviathan? She needed some other training.

The Power of Destruction wasn't going to cut it. Not this time. Rias spoke slowly, her words full of conviction. "Sona… it's going to be alright. Whether it's this Blair girl. Or what's to come. It will be alright. I will make sure of it." Sona looked Ria's in the eyes, her words ringing in her ears. Sona knew that Ria's ment it. Sona stayed in Rias's arms for awhile longer, before bidding to herself, and walking out of the room, the unspoken goodbye, echoing down the halls.

A few minutes after Sona left, Akeno and Koneko poked their heads in, clearly worried. Akeno started, by asking, "will Sona-kaicho be alright?" And before Ria's could answer, Koneko, with almost no emotion in her voice asked, "Bachou, what's going on?" Rias sighed and said, "yes, Akeno, Sona will be alright. We will make sure of it. And Koneko? What's going on, is we're all upping our training. Go get Kiba." Koneko's eyes widened slightly, and left with a nod, and a chomp of chocolate.

*Meanwhile, at the Cross house*

If anyone was somehow privy to the wards of the Cross residence, and walked in, they would have seen an adorable, if not terribly confusing sight. Blair, was cuddling a very large bird and a fox thing, asleep. If they looked closer, they would notice Blair slightly more masculine. A sharper jaw. Slightly shorter, lighter hair. An inch or two taller. Slightly more muscular than flexible. And a slightly sharper eye shape. If they paid even more attention, they would notice light tear stains on his face. And that Blair's magical energy was shifting, almost being used, despite his body clearly being asleep.

After a few hours, Blair woke up from exhaustion, more refreshed then the last time he woke from exhaustion. He looked down, and noticed the difference in his form. It had been awhile since he had been in his male form. It was kind of rare for him, only happening twice a week at most back in the Pokemon world. He walked over to his closet and put on a loose black T-shirt and grey jeans. Thanks to body differences, he was a little less flexible in this form, but also slightly stronger. It was a miniscule difference to an outsider but it felt like a larger difference to the fighter/trainer.

He walked over, and woke the Pokemon, peacefully sleeping. They got up slowly, slightly groggy and looking at me with sleepy eyes. "What's aaahhh up Blair?" Glacier asked. "It's time for some more training. You two are going to work together to attack me, and I'll dodge and fight back." The two nod, used to my crazy training ideas by now.

Both my Pokemon start rushing at me quickly, in zig zag patterns, as I dodged around, like a breakdancer instead of a gymnast. I was beginning to slip into thought based tunnel vision. 'gotta win. Gotta get better. There are so many great people here. I want to be their friend. So I have to get stronger. I gotta get better. I gotta get better. I gottA GET BETTER.'

Suddenly, Glacier and Sky go for a pincer attack that I wouldn't be able to dodge. 'can't dodge, to fast. Can't deflect, to precise. Can't block, to much force. Can't counter, to much damage. Can't do anything. Can't do anything. CAN'T DO ANYTHING.' I crouch, ready to attempt to spring away in a last ditch effort. I knew that I would still get hit, and the round would still be over

Suddenly, a familiar energy forms within me. First, the energy of my crown. But it doesn't feel like it's summoning my crown. Suddenly, I feel a pull on my connection with Glacier. The feeling of their normal energy flowing through me, energizing my body. I could see, comprehend and probably move faster. I knew what this was.

I started to move while yelling out, "QUICK ATTACK!" I dashed forward, enveloped in light, suddenly able to move several times faster. I zig zag between the two Pokemon, and appear behind them. I quickly turn, The energy fading, to see the two hit each other. Luckily, they were fine, with only around a ten seconds stunned feeling. I looked both of them in the eye, and nodded to each other, knowing we would need to practice this, to be able to do more than summon it on instinct.

*4 hours later*

We all lay around my living room, exhausted and resting with dinner in front of us, and the TV playing Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. I keep thinking over the additional powers I've gained, and what this means. Clearly, the bond between Glacier, Sky, and I was very important, as I could feel it grow bigger earlier. But this. This was beyond what I thought I could do.

Furthermore, I knew I couldn't go back to The Pokemon World just yet, because of the power play I made with Sona. Leaving after threatening her like that would make me look like a coward and a liar. I couldn't afford those labels, if I want to help the people of this world. I sigh, and decide to just watch the episode. After awhile, I fell asleep on the couch, once again, whilst cuddling my best friends.

At 7 A.M. the next morning, I wake up slightly groggy, and get up, having to crawl out of the cuddle pile. I could feel a bit of hunger messing with my stomach, but I ignore it. I off by stretching, before going through some moves. No matter my form, my muscle memory developed faster, so when I watched shows with fighting, and replicate those moves, I can get them down quite quickly. It was amazing, and I almost felt like Steve Rodgers.

When my stomach decided to yell at me, I moved on to pull ups, then crunches, then push ups, and I finally finished on vertical sit ups. I decide to stop pushing after getting a good burning feeling, and I get dressed before I start making breakfast. I make chicken and waffles for myself, a berry yogurt bowl for Glacier, and a poached salmon for Sky.

I decide to prank them awake. "I'm gonna get them so good." I creep over to a couple cabinets and get some supplies. I set up plastic wrap over the doorway to the dining room, and slightly oil the floor, before grabbing an air horn. In an Acura thought of genius, I make a clear ramp, which is also oiled behind the trap. I press record on my phone before I blow it, with a large "BRRRPHH!" Coming out before yelling "I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD YOU TWO!"

I hear them scramble to come get me, most likely agitated and hungry. I catch the entire thing and it's hilarious. Sky is right in front of Glacier and he flies right into the plastic wrap. Obviously, the wrap isn't strong enough to stop a Pokemon, but it helps annoy. See, while sky starts to fall because of the wrap, Glacier starts to trip via the oil. They crash into a pile of oil and wrap, and slide into and off of the ramp.

As I follow them with my camera, the best part unfolds. Whilst in the air, they somehow untangle themselves enough to land into the cushioned chairs of the table, with the wrap being just right to keep them there for a bit longer. I grab my food and dash out of the room where my thoroughly pranked friends yelled in anger, "Blair you FUUUUCK!" I laugh to myself, and quickly eat my breakfast. After I finish, I set up a nice bath with great cleaning products for them.

They charge into the bathroom after eating their breakfast, and looked to each other mysteriously. They creepily talk in unisom, saying, "Blaaaair. It's bath tiiiime!" My eyes widen and I try to scramble from away from the tub, but they're blocking the only entrance. I try to get out of the way, but they basically tackle me into the tub, and soak me, while fully clothed.

We continue these hijinks throughout the day, with rigged food, "training mishaps", etc. We call an end to the prank war at the end of the day, and get ready for bed. We fall asleep, all of us happy to have a fun day. We continue to train throughout the week, always getting stronger, and always weary of a certain magical girl visiting.

At around 4 in the morning, I started to flow with power, though I didn't know it. In my dream, I could hear a childish voice giggling and almost calling to me, with a link being formed, and suddenly there's a pounding at my door. I stop glowing before I awaken, but I feel somewhat tired.

I get up to answer the door, annoyed and confused by my dream. Thanks to being more annoyed than groggy I remember to hide Sky and Glacier, while also putting on my favorite jacket, knife in it's hidden sheath. I open the door, thinking I was ready for anything, only to see a Gardevior, holding a pair of glowing Pokemon eggs.

I look her in the eyes and I know what this was. I saw flashes of Gardevior, the eggs mother, and a Lucario, obviously the father. Two children of two of the most empathetic pokemon ever, their eggs laid the day I came to the Pokemon world.

Their power, mixed with the power waves I sent off, during my bonding with Glacier, and today was their time to hatch, somehow calling them to me in another universe. I start to apologize to the Gardevior, but she raised her hand and nodded. I looked at her in shock, unable to comprehend what this meant to her. I hugged her and the eggs lightly, before she slowly handed them to me, warm and pulsing with light.

I looked her in the eyes and said, "I will love and care for them, as family. But, I will never try to replace you. And when they grow stronger, and their minds grow, I will take them to you, to meet you. Ok?" She stared at me, happy, and almost shocked at my words. She then nods, and telepathically sent "thank… you." I nodded, and as the eggs glow grew brighter, my crown appeared atop my head.

I put my hand on her shoulder, and sent a leading push of power into hers. She takes the power, and churns it inside her before declaring "Teleport!". She left the dimension, and the eggs started to crack. I looked in wonder, almost unaware of Glacier and Sky behind me, awake and staring. The cracks grew, almost making intricate patterns and my power grew, as I started to chant.

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And that's a wrap folks! It is good to be back! I wanted to release this a few weeks ago, and even said as such to a reviewer who asked where I had been, and if I planned to continue this word child of mine. I was like, yeah duh, I just wanted to make this longer as a present, I might even release it today. But then time was like NAH BITCH, and here we are. Did you like it? I hope you did, I had so many ways to have this go, and I thought this was a good one, as it gave Blair some more power, some more family, and more depth. This is one of the first times Blair has panicked and broken down from the situation. It was an important part of the story. Because like a sword, we need to see Blair tempered, strengthened. As for giving Blair TWO eggs, it was because I wanted Blair to be a bit more parental than normal, and I know that power scaling would cause problems if I didn't do this a bit early. And honestly, I was considering the togepi route, but I felt that an embodiment of the body, an embodiment of the mind, and 2 embodiments of emotion would be important for Blair. Also I just really like these pokemon, and I figured if I'm gonna be a bit cliche, it might as well be a good one. Well, that's that my beautiful cultured readers. Until next time, Ja Ne!