The base of General Lemonlime was heavily guarded. Laser guns were positioned, motion sensors were in effect, and two guys patrolled the overhead. Bob and Chewie arrived, safely behind a large bush.
"You know what to do, Chewie..." Bob said.
"(*Oh, brother!*)" Chewie growled.
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While the rest of Lemonlime's soldiers were singing a military cadence, two stormtroopers were chillin' at the water cooler during their lunch break and making small talk.
"...and now it's like I don't even NEED kaegles!" One of the stormtroopers said.
"I'm just gonna erase that from my memory banks." The second stormtrooper said.
Suddenly, everyone in Lemonlime's base turned around to face a tall figure walking in with heels and a slinky red dress (which looked extremely tight against its wide figure).
"I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
I think it's special, what's behind your back (yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (yeah)"
It was none other than Chewie, dressed in a very attractive woman's outfit. He struck a very sexy pose, and made a ton of people faint.
"I'm bringin' sexy back (yeah)
Them other boys don't know how to act (yeah)
I think it's special, what's behind your back (yeah)
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack (yeah)"
"Hey baby, how's it goin'?" A stormtrooper asked.
"Yeah, gimmie some sugar!" Another exclaimed.
Chewie winked in Bob's direction, letting him know it was okay to infiltrate. He continued to distract the guys, while Bob climbed into the vent.