Prologue part two- Introduction to the girls…EH!?

Note: Reread Rule 3.5 because I won't look at the reviews on the girls you suggest if you DON'T give a valid reason for WHY these girl(s) or traps should date Ren.

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-Vale-

Nora groaned while looking as white as a ghost from all the nosebleeds she endured from the speedo montage. "I see….speedos…"

"Nora, maybe you should see the nurse." suggested Pyrrha.

"I can't….Renny is….still…." She groaned while the Scroll beeped and showed Omni and Cynthia playing cards.

"Got any twos?"

"Go fish."

"Damn it!" he groaned. "You are too good at this, and you made Ren play this too!"

"Yep and I got his pants and underwear to boot." She chirped while Ren was in the corner covering his junk.

"I'm never playing with you two ever again!"

Nora popped another nosebleed making Jaune groan.

"That's it, Pyrrha get her out of here before she dies, she's lost way too much blood as is!"

"Ok." She said before Nora got up and grinned.

"Show me more!"

"Nope." Omni said to her from the screen. "And welcome back to RCDS! Where the cards are stacked in your favor! Hope you like the montage because we are going to show you more much later!"

"Nope." spoke Pyrrha shutting the Scroll off before pulling Nora away. "You need to get your blood back and watching this show isn't going to help you."

But that was when the Scroll floated up and got bigger until it blocked the door.

"Sorry." Omni said from the screen. "But we have a schedule to do so Pyrrha, just stay here so we can get on with the girls Ren's going to date!"

"Ok look, we don't know how you can do all this, but she keeps losing blood the more she watches. You let us out or I'll take it down." warned Jaune.

"Oh that." He shrugged. "Drink water, works for me. And Jaune, you don't scare me because I know your transcripts~"

He stiffened in fear.

"So be quiet and let me and my niece do our jobs, kapeesh?"

"Um, kapeesh."

Ren sighed while taking his underwear and pants back from the Slime Doll. "So who are these….girls?"

"Glad you asked!" He grinned before making twelve portals appear. "Because that is what we are going to explain to the entire populace of Remnant!"

"This show is outrageous and unethical." frowned Glynda with Ozpin. "We need to come up with something."

"Such as what? We don't know where they took Lie Ren and for all we know they might have more than just giant monsters at their disposal." Ozpin warned. "If anything it's better we hold off and see if he slips up. At the worse Ironwood might scramble his men to locate them if he's really taken control over the communications."

"True." She admitted begrudgingly.

Omni smiled while looking at the portals. "Ok, Ren. I want you to pick a number from one to twelve and that number will be the first girl you meet. And don't worry, a female Ironwood isn't here….yet~" 'He he he.'

Ren looked lost while over at a bar Qrow burst out laughing.

"Oh god! That's funny!" He laughed while falling on his ass.

"Well go on." Omni beckoned. "Pick a number."

"Fine, um….four."

"Ok!" Omni grinned as the fourth portal opened to reveal a tall figure, about six or seven feet taller then Ren, with shoulder length orange hair, ichigo eyes, wearing armor with a gold eagle on the chest plate, with a combat skirt going to her knees, a D cup chest and small ass, with a large mace on her back. "Introducing Cardina Winchester from Dimension 43-2 GB!"

That made JNPR, RWBY, and the regular Cardin gawk in horror.

"Meh." Cardina said while looking at Ren. "He's not that handsome, but I have to say he's better than Yuno."

"Who's Yuno?"

"The male version of Yang." Omni smiled. "And is a drunken version of miss boobs."

"HEY!" yelled Yang with a frown. "I'm more than just tits you jerk!"

"Oh god, I'm gonna be sick." groaned Jaune covering his mouth.

"Wow." Nora said while regaining blood. "Who knew Cardin was a semi good looking gal? But her butt is so tiny!"

"Nora, this is creepy enough as is, that's not helping." spoke Pyrrha.

"Why? It's not like they're talking about a male version of you."

"That's not the point!"

Cynthia looked at Ren and smiled. "Pick another number please."

"Hold on!" Omni frowned. "We forgot to tell the audience about Cardina and what makes her special."

"Oh right!"

"Cardina is from a timeline where everyone is gender bended." Omni explained. "But unlike this one, she came from a poor family and had to fight to survive just to get into Beacon, and by god, she nearly killed Joan Arc when they first met. With a toothpick."

"And she thinks fauni are whores." Cynthia said with a giggle.

"Well they are." scoffed Cardina.

"Anyway, her Semblance is the ability to cause anything to explode." Omni smiled. "So Cardin, don't worry, you will get your Semblance soon."

Said boy looked confused at that while his team just looked at his copies breasts. "Hey! Stop that!"

"What?" Sky said. "That version of you is smoking hot."

"You're acting gay if you say something like that."

Omni smiled. "Ok! Ren, pick another number from one to twelve!"

"One?"

The first portal opened up as a woman with four long black bat wings, pale skin, black hair in a bun like style with two long bands going to the sides of her blue eyes, a bat symbol on her forehead, purple lipstick and nails, razor shape black ribbons with gold tips, two gold horns on her head along with some golden accessories and pins, a G cup bust, medium sized ass, long purple robes with a black catsuit outfit with two curved sleeves around her shoulders, long black stockings with a dark yellow orb near the knee, and a long golden gauntlet on her right hand that had pointed tips.

"Meet Lilithmon! From Dimension 34-DG! And no she's not a fauni but a Digimon of the most powerful kind!" Omni smirked. "Oh Cynthia, please tell the audience about her titles and abilities~"

"Lilithmon is one of seven Demon Lords, each one who represents the seven deadly sins. She obviously represents lust due to these." she moved up near the woman before cupping the breasts making them jiggle and made everyone watching blush hard.

"Stop that child!"

"And she is a Mega level, like a very powerful one that used to be a high ranked Ophanimon before falling. She uses her Nazar Nail," she pointed to the gauntlet. "To corrode anything she touches. Oh and she's a temptress!"

Ren paled as Lilithmon looked him over with a smirk.

"Mmm, what a interesting human. No digivice yet still has the power to rival Lucemon, how unique~"

"She could make a goth look like an albino." whispered Weiss with wide eyes while Blake nodded.

"And she's a digital life form." Omni said to the screen. "So Ironwood and Penny, if you hear me. YOU FAILED AT MAKING LIFE!"

Said general frowned while Penny compared her body with Lilithmon's.

"General Ironwood." She said with a frown. "Can you upgrade me to her specifications?"

"Absolutely not Penny."

"But friend Ruby might like being a winged digital life form." She said with a light blush.

"No."

She huffed at that while carefully recording the details of the Digimon.

"Ok so pick a number." Cynthia with a smile. "And do jumping jacks too!"

"Do it." spoke the Demon Lord of Lust while looking at Ren like a hungry wolf.

"Um….nine?" Ren gulped as the ninth portal opened up and caused a pink slime to fly out and hit Cardina in the face.

"MMM!" she cried out while trying to get the slime off her face.

"What's that?" asked Ren.

"The next girl." Omni said while the slime fell off and took the form of a gooey Nora with a long antenna on her head. "Meet Zap Valkyrie from Dimension 7-1MG. She's a slime version of Nora!"

"Zap?" The copy said while looking around. "Zap?"

"N...Nora?" Ren got out while the others gawked as well.

"Oh god!" Nora cried out. "I'm covered in goo!"

"Zap...Renster?" Zap said while looking at Ren. "Renster?"

"Oh and in her world, you were the one to make her." Omni chuckled. "Something about mixing alien slime and a piece of dead hair from your deceased girlfriend."

"Wait, I MADE her there?" he asked with wide eyes. "But she looks just like Nora, minus the whole...goo."

"But she can do something you can't." Omni smiled. "So Zap, initiate Renster Seduction mode!"

Her eyes glowed pink before her chest grew to a Z cup chest and her ass grew to the size of a truck. "Renster Seduction mode complete~ Zap."

"Holy shit!" let out Yang with wide eyes.

"What big assets!" Ruby yelled out. "Like its BIG!"

"They make our room look tiny." spoke Blake with a blush.

Weiss looked flabbergasted while with Nora, she was feeling very 'lacking' for some reason.

"Oh FUCKING COME ON!" She snapped. "That should be ME seducing Renny with my assets!"

"Oh and this version of Nora is as dumb as a brick." Omni smiled. "So she won't try to take over the world or anything."

"Um...good?" blushed Ren who's jaw hit the floor.

Zap smiled before returning to normal. "Renster, pat me."

He blinked before patting her head, making the antenna turn into a heart.

"Purr~" she purred while Nora was besides herself with anger.

"Anyway! Time to pick another number!" Omni smiled. "So go and call it out to the world Lie Ren! So the fans will see their bosoms and cocks!" he whispered that last part to himself.

"Eight."

The eighth portal opened up as a bright light appeared along with some flames.

"OW!" Yelled Coco while wearing a white robe, with a broken halo on her head, and two burning white and black wings in her back. "HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!"

"Meet Archangel Coco of Dimension 45-A, or in this case Fallen Archangel Coco." Omni said while summoning an extinguisher and sprayed her.

"Me?!" cried out Coco with her shades falling off as her team were blown away.

'Wow.' Fox said. 'Just….wow.'

"In her world, she used to govern a large army of angels until she pissed off God." He pointed up. "And she was about to go to Hell when I snatched her, so Ren. Congratulations, you saved a Fallen Archangel!"

The 'audience' clapped at that while Cynthia was blowing a birthday horn.

"C...Coco? She's an angel?"

"Fallen Archangel." He corrected. "And she used to rule over Patience, which we all know is not her thing."

"That is true." Velvet muttered to herself.

"Hey!"

"Sorry!"

Archangel Coco looked at Ren before saying. "Let me guess, a human?"

"Yes?"

"Good because if you were a demon I would have used your spine like a toothpick." She said while looking at her now destroyed wings. "FUCKING HELL!"

Ruby blinked while hearing the girl cursing a storm. "Wow….she's fucking crazy."

"Ruby! Language!"

"But Yang! I'm old enough to curse!"

"Not while I'm around."

Omni chuckled before turning to Ren. "Next number."

"Um…..sixth."

He grinned as the sixth portal opened up to reveal a young girl with dusty rose hair which was in a bun with a gray band, pink eyes, a long green dress with long sleeves and shoulder cutouts, a black ballet flats with a pink sash around her waist, a B cup chest and a small butt. "Meet An Ren, the mother of Lie Ren and in this case, from the past of Dimension 01-2DL, and she's not married yet~"

"Huh? Where am I?" said An Ren in shock. "And who ARE you people!?"

"M..Mom?!" spoke Ren with wide eyes with Nora gasping in horror.

"GHOST!" yelled Nora before hiding behind Pyrrha. "EVIL GHOST!"

"What? Ghost? Wait, mom?" spoke Jaune looking at the screen. "That's Ren's mom?"

"YES!" Nora cried out. "B-BUT SHE'S DEAD!"

An Ren looked at Ren before blinking. "Um….hello?" 'Why am I here!?'

"Mom...are...are you really alive?"

"Huh? I'm not a mom." She said while Cynthia moved towards Ren.

"She didn't give birth to you yet. She's only fifteen." She giggled with a smile.

"Wait, really?"

"Yep." She nodded. "So if you get funky with her, it won't hurt you. I do it with mommy and daddy all the time."

"And she means it." Omni called out. "Like it's really hot when they get with it….with tentacles….ugh…"

"What?!" he turned green and shook his head. "No, no way, no how! I'm not gonna do this if it involves another version of my own MOM!"

"But she's unmarried. And in a scene, you can't leave." He smiled. "So just relax, it won't all be fucking and that stuff. It is a date show, not a bad porno that Whitley watches. Ugh, why the crossdresser watches his sisters bathe with a video recorder is BEYOND me!"

"WHAT?!" yelled Weiss, her sister, their father, and brother, the last two in disgust and embarrassment, and the first two turning green.

"Wow." Blake said while looking at Weiss. "Your family has issues."

"Did I just ruin their family?" Omni giggled. "Because that was fun~"

"Mmm, kinky." smirked Lilithmon while Ren shook his head.

"I didn't need to hear that, but I stand by what I said."

"Well Ren." He said while pointing to the walls. "I didn't install door or windows so...ya stuck here. So pick a number so we can get on with the intros."

He glared at Omni before crossing his arms. "Make me."

He sighed before moving his hood and revealed it to be empty except for a large cannon. "Do it or I might fire at you."

Ren stared at him silently before sighing. "Fine, seven."

The seventh portal opened up as a tanned woman with long black hair going to her massive ass, a long white robe that made her D cup chest more pronounced, long clawed hands with black fur near her feet, hands and pointed ears, cat like blue eyes and a long tail near her feet appeared.

"Meet Bastet, Egyptian goddess of war, cats, protector of the sun, goddess of the moon for some reason, and destroyer of Apep, snake of chaos. And she's not from any one dimension because she's a omniversel being, albeit her nation and pantheon were forgotten in the course of a thousand years."

Blake stiffened up before she found herself bowing to the screen making Weiss raise an eyebrow.

"Blake, what are you doing?"

"I don't know, my body just felt compelled to do this."

"Oh." Omni smiled. "And she's also the goddess of perfumes, protector from contagious diseases, and evil spirits. So beware Grimm! She'll kick your ass!"

Bastet looked over at Ren and walked over before looking him over.

He felt a little nervous while stiffening up. "What?"

"You smell strange, like you lack emotions yet retain it."

"That's my Semblance."

"..." she growled loudly at that.

"W-What?"

"Mortals." She frowned. "Distasteful and rude. Especially those that believe themselves above the gods. But perhaps that's they're nature. As for this particular brand of humans, you smell like darkness and decay."

"Oh." Cynthia smiled. "I know this uncle Omni! The reason why humans here smell is because they are half Grimm! Meaning evil spirits in their hearts!"

"Um, what's going on here? Where am I?" asked An Ren to Lilithmon.

"No idea, but that boy over there is wipe for temptation." She said while Cardina looked at Zap and backed away as Coco was still cursing over her broken wings. "And I think you and me would be great partners in crime, if only for a moment or two."

"And why did he call me mom? I'm too young to have kids."

"No idea."

Omni looked around before pulling out a laser pointer and made the red light appear on Lilithmon's dress. "Oh Bastet~ Look!"

The goddess turned with her ears perking up and lunged at the digimon taking her down while trying to grab at it.

"Hey! Get off!"

Blake looked at the light before trying to jump into the Scroll, only to get hurt. "Ow!"

"I'm keeping that down for later." remarked Yang.

"Ok so next number!"

"Um number three." Ren said while the portal opened...and left nothing in its wake. "Um, there's no one there."

"Hold on." He said while causing a large magnifying glass to appear. "Now look."

He did and saw a tiny girl with long brown hair with a pink clip on her hair, a small red dress, dark black eyes, a B cup chest and small ass, and holding a sewing needle in her hands.

"Meet Arrietty Clock, a Borrower from Dimension 34-SG. She's fourteen and is about two or three times smaller than a pin." Omni smiled.

"Um….why?"

"Hello." he deadpanned. "They are a species of tiny humans! What is there NOT to understand!?"

Arrietty looked up and stiffened. 'Why did I get captured!? I was just getting up from bed!'

"Wow, I can think of a few fun ways she must spend her days." spoke Lilithmon licking her lips.

"Hey! I'm not that weak." She yelled out. "But whatever you want, I am not the culprit for borrowing!"

"They 'borrow' from humans to survive." Omni explained. "And to every Fauni in Remnant, the Borrowers are almost extinct due to the increase in human extermination of rats and other vermin. She is also not illiterate or neglectful of the concept of extinction."

"Where am I?!"

"In RCDS." Cynthia smiled. "And he," she pointed to Ren. "Will be dating you if you want."

"..." she turned to him before saying. "That is crazy, even for me."

"At least SOMEONE agrees with me!" Weiss sighed in relief.

"We didn't stop agreeing with you." spoke Yang. "I just wanna see what other weird women show up. I mean...Coco who's a fallen angel? Never heard of something that weird."

"What next? Ruby with ten heads?" Nora muttered. "Or worse, a female Renny!"

"Why a female?" Jaune asked.

"He would be fucking himself!"

"Next number!" Cynthia chirped. "Next number girly man!"

"Twelve."

The twelfth portal opened up as a small person with purple eyes, pink hair with a long ponytail with three black bows on their sides and tip of the ponytail, wearing a black bodysuit with a combat skirt made of white, yellow and red armor with a two headed silver eagle on the belt buckle, a small curved black horn on one side and a long sheath on the other side of their hips, white and gold gauntlets, white strapped boots, black stockings, a red and gold chest piece, and holding a longsword in their right hand appeared.

"This is Astolfo, or Rider of Black, a Servant from the Fate Stay Universe who is a weak knight." Omni sighed. "But is one of the Twelve Paladins of Charlemagne, the Holy Roman Emperor. This one faced a giant, many harpies, and tamed a hippogriff. Oh and this knight went to the moon to find some lost reason."

"Huh? Where am I? Who are all you people?"

"Hello." Ren waved slightly.

"By the way, a Servant is a hero that is summoned to obtain a Holy Grail, that makes any wish come true. But this one is from a dimension where the grail is being fought over by a Red and Black faction. Its long and let's just say this knight survived the war. And it was seven against seven Servants!"

Ruby blinked while feeling something was off. "Um Yang."

"Yes?"

"I don't think that's a girl."

"What? Ruby of course it is, just look at her."

"I'm telling you, that is not a girl!"

Astolfo looked at Ren before smiling. "Hey, are you my master? Because if you are then I will protect you with my lance!"

Omni snickered under his breath. "He he he."

"Um, thanks, but I'm no one's master really."

"Oh, still I will help you out as my duty as Paladin of Charlemagne's rule!"

Cynthia looked lost as Omni snickered. "Uncle Omni? Why are you laughing?"

"Fine, I will tell you all." He snickered. "Lancer of Black isn't a girl. It's a guy DRESSED up as one! HAHAHAHAHAH!" He fell over and rolled around laughing. "OH GOD! AHAHAHA!"

"What?!" yelled everyone with wide eyes, minus Rider of Black.

"What? This is a date show for girls and traps." Omni said while taking a deep breath. "Oh that was funny, you should've seen your faces."

"I KNEW IT!" yelled Ruby. "That was a guy!"

"...damn." Yang muttered. "That really shocked me."

"I….I can't believe it." muttered Weiss.

"I need...to write this." Blake muttered while taking out a notebook.

"Ok next number." Omni said. "Before I laugh again at my brilliant idea."

"Number ten." Ren deadpanned. "And I hate you."

The tenth portal opened as a tall woman with long scarlet hair reaching to her medium sized ass with two ponytails with black ribbons near hear sides, blue eyes, with a green beret with a gold star on it, a long green dress with short white sleeves that went halfway to her elbows, a E cup chest with a black ribbon on it, white pants, and some black shoes appeared.

"Meet the Gate Guardian of the Scarlet Devil Mansion! Hong Meiling!" Omni smiled. "From Gensokyo, the land of forgotten fairytales and fantasy! Oh and she's a yokai, a demon in human form with a heart of gold!"

"Huh? Where am I? And…where's Sakura-san?" she muttered while looking around before seeing Ren and got into a stance. "Hey! What are you doing here, this is private property!"

"Relax, you're somewhere far from home." spoke Lilithmon.

She looked at her before saying. "Your auras aren't human or yokai."

"Right, she has the ability to use martial arts in battle and has the ability to use Qi, a power that allows her to see auras and energies while at the same time making Qi damaku's, or bullet hells, in battle. Meaning she can see Semblances Ren." Omni explained. "But she can slack off sometimes and well...she uses only ten percent in battles as in Gensokyo, you do Spell Card rules instead of full on fighting. Makes it easier to fix problems and keep the peace."

"How do you know so much?" Cynthia asked.

"I...don't exactly know." He muttered. "It's...just a feeling." 'Why DID I recall my days as Vanitus just now!?'

Meiling looked at Ren before saying. "Let me guess, you are from China?"

"No, I'm from Anima."

"...eh?" she said in confusion. "Strange, you look like someone from my home nation. Oh well, if you don't mind I'm going to take a nap now." she then walked over to the pedestal and fell asleep while standing up. "Zzzzz."

Nora sweatdropped seeing that. "Damn, she's like a lazy Pyrrha, with bigger boobs."

"Hey! I'm right here Nora."

"Just saying." she shrugged. "Plus look at her, she's almost like you."

She shook her head while Jaune chuckled slightly.

Cynthia smiled while saying. "Next number or I say 'Boot to the Head'."

KICK!

"OW!" yelled Lilithmon as a boot hit her on the face. "YOU LITTLE BRAT!"

"So next number." Cynthia said with a smile.

"Two?"

The second portal opened up as a woman with long spiky purple hair, turquoise eyes, wearing a black peak cap with chain links, a skimpy white tank top that revealed her E cup bust, a pair of skimpy cut off shorts that showed her large ass, with a black collar around her neck, a pair of handcuffs around her waist, some long high heels and holding a riding crop in her left hand appeared.

"This is Poison from Dimension 69-SF, and well I'm not a Street Fighter person." he pointed to Cynthia. "But my niece is! So tell the audience about this woman!"

"Poison is a well known member of the Mad Gear Gang and has been known to use a style of pro wrestling mixed with street fighting. She's also been known to hide a secret~" she sang with a snicker.

"Is she a guy?" asked Cardina with a green face.

"Maybe, maybe not, it can be either way." she shrugged.

"Even I don't know." Omni shrugged. "Hell no one knows, so yeah hope someone finds out one day. Maybe when Ren dates her later?"

Poison looked at Ren and smirked. "Do you have what it takes big boy?"

"For what?"

"Handling a girl like me~?" she said while hitting her riding chop on her palm, making Glynda a little flustered.

"What's wrong?" Ozpin asked with a knowing smile.

"N-Nothing."

"Are you sure? Because that woman reminds me of a certain street thug."

"I-It's nothing!"

"Ok, whatever you say." he smirked.

"Ok we have two portals left." Omni said. "So pick your poison, not the girl, and lets get this show going Renny!"

"That's MY nickname!" Nora yelled.

"Not anymore~"

Ren looked at the portals and felt dread from both of them. 'Oh man, what else could he have in store for me?'

"Anytime now." Omni yawned. "I have a lot of things before the next commercial. And one of them is getting some worlds made along with ferrying the dead to the afterlife."

"Eleven."

The eleventh portal opened as a young girl with mid length pink hair that was tied with purple ribbons, blue eyes, a dark black and pink gothic outfit with a frilly skirt near her small waist and several bats that connected the entire outfit together, an A cup chest, long frilly end white sleeves that went from her elbows to her long purple nailed fingers, pointed ears, white high heels with a pink spike on the tip of each shoe, long dark purple horns on her head with a black tail with two pink spots near the tip, appeared.

"Meet Lancer, or Elizabeth Báthory. She's from the same universe as Rider of Black, but unlike him, she's the very definition of tragic villain for she would one day grow up to become the Bloody Countess and the inspiration for all vampires. But for now, this is her fourteen year old self. Meaning she doesn't drink blood from her victims yet and wants to be an idol!" Omni explained. "Oh and she's not a Fauni. The dragon horns and tail are from her Innocent Monster ability, which makes her stronger than a human and can fly and shot sound blasts like a musical dragon."

She looked at Ren before laughing. "Oh ho ho, my. What a handsome pig we have, I wonder if he's up to the task of being my master and manager."

Ren felt irked at the comment before she took notice of Rider of Black.

"Oh another Servant." she huffed. "So this is a Grail War or are we on the Moon Cell?"

"No." he said. "It's a dating show."

"...oh!" she laughed while putting her hand to her cheek. "If that is it then I'm not going to care what the pigs and deer say about me. As long as my music hits them in their hearts I will not fret! Oh ho ho ho~!"

Ruby looked at her before looking at Weiss. "She's kinda like you if you...were less nice and more annoying."

"Oh and Ruby." said Omni to the screen. "She can't recognize people as people due to her Mental Disorder ability, meaning she thinks everyone is lower then herself. Like Weiss during her period."

"Hey!"

"Just saying." He said with a shrug. "So now lets see what's in portal number five!"

The portal opened up as a tall long black haired woman with blue eyes, a G cup chest and thick set of hips, with a gold tiara on her head and silver bracelets, a tight red, white and blue leotard with a gold eagle near the chest area, with a gold belt, red boots and holding a golden lasso on her side appeared.

"Say hello to Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman of the Dimension 34-DC."

"Wait, where am I? This doesn't look like my home." she asked looking around.

"Welcome to RCDS." Omni waved. "Where you get a chance to date Ren over there." He pointed to Ren. "And don't worry about your strength, humans here can heal fast with their auras. But not by much."

"Who are you? Where is Themyscira?" she frowned.

"You're in another dimension and I'm Omni, a god of space and time." He smiled. "And Ren, she was made out of clay and infused with life and powers by the Greek Gods and Goddesses. Oh and she's an Amazon, a race of warrior women that can make Pyrrha look weak in comparison."

"Rude." muttered said girl.

"Just saying." He deadpanned. "Also Diana is part of the Justice League, a organization of heroes that save the world and other planets in the name of freedom and peace, although there are more 'meta humans' then regular humans. So Adam." He pointed to the screen. "You can have this victory because in her universe, meta humans are considered evil and a threat to normalcy aka will get killed in a mob."

Said Faunus glared at the man due to the smugness in his tone.

"Anyway." He pointed to Cynthia. "Grope her boobs my niece! I want to see her getting fondled by a Slime Doll!"

"Can't, I'm on break." she pulled out a break sign and sat down before laying down on the floor.

"Fuck!" He groaned before grabbing Diana's breasts. "Anyway, I want you to date him when we get to you, and don't worry he's not afraid of a man hating Amazon princess."

SMACK!

"OW! MY SKULL!" He yelled while some bone fell out of his hood.

"How dare you touch me there!" she scowled while walking over and picked him up by the neck and pulled her fist back. "Return me to my home or else."

"Ow….nope." He groaned before causing her powers to disappear in a ball of light, which floated near his head. "Now, just relax before I turn you into a skinned rug and give it to an Ursa as a play toy!"

She glared and swung her fist, but he avoided it and the other punches that followed. "Hold still!"

Omni sighed before grabbing her arm and ripped it off. "Bad girl."

"AHHH!"

He shrugged before re-attaching it. "Told you idiot, I'm not like Hades or any other god. I'm a god above them. Oh and Bastet is here so I suggest you stop acting like an idiot before I show the kids of this world the inside of a human's body. Ok~?"

"Oh god, he just tore her arm off." spoke Jaune looking green again.

"And put it back on!" Nora gasped. "Renny is in more trouble!"

"We've gotta find him and fast." spoke Pyrrha.

Omni sighed before saying. "Let's cut to commercial...oh wait!" He pointed to the screen. "I forgot to mention, reviews! It's your time to shine! Who will you pick for Ren's first date? Lilithmon? Poison? Arrietty? Cardina? Diana? An Ren? Bastet? Fallen Archangel Coco? Zap? Hong Meiling? Elizabeth Báthory? Or Astolfo? The choice is yours and next time we meet we shall do the WHEEL OF DATING TROPES!"

The screen then changed to Ren in a maids outfit while Nora popped a nosebleed.

"Oh Dust." Jaune groaned as the 'To be continued' sign appeared on screen. "Not again."