The golden hall glittered with light as the small human walked slowly down the corridor, the dust of dozens of monsters trailing off their clothes.
It was truly a beautiful place. The shadows cast patterns across the floor, the delta rune symbol carefully set in the center of them. The area seemed bright, yet dark at the same time.
The child paused. It was here, the place with three pillars, where the Judge would appear. They knew it.
Seconds passed. Far too many seconds. The Judgement Hall remained empty except for its one singular inhabitant.
Something was wrong.
Time continued to pass. Nothing happened, as the dust all around lightly swirled.
The human blinked, and finally, a skeleton appeared.
It was not the skeleton they were expecting.
"Well, human. Here we are." he said, in that high-pitched, ringing tone of his.
Throughout the entire journey across the Underground, Frisk had never said a word. But this - this was just too ridiculous, too impossible to remain silent over.
"Papyrus?" Frisk said. "You're alive?"
The tall, lanky wannabe Royal Guardsman sighed, despite not needing the air.
"This has gone on long enough, human." he continued. "We've gathered here to stop you this one last time."
"All of you?" Frisk rebutted. "I only see one of you."
Suddenly, a great many entities appeared alongside Papyrus in the hall. A human with a bow and arrow, a giant reptile with a crown and a blunderbuss, a short man with boxing gloves, what looked to be some exotic sort of potted plant, a giant penguin, a fiery red echidna. Others, too. Some strange, some normal-looking, all passing too quickly to be perfectly seen.
"Oh… OK…" Frisk said aloud, awed.
"You take one more step forward, that's a blunder." said a voice in an Italian drawl. The man wore a cap and overalls, and sported both an abnormally large nose and an abnormally large mustache.
Of course. Memories of a timeline long, long ago began to flood back into Frisk's mind. This man's name was Luigi. Somehow, he could shoot lightning everywhere. Frisk remembered that fact being very annoying.
"I'm gonna snap your neck!" cried out the giant penguin, smacking their mallet in their palm threateningly.
King Dedede. The name came out of nowhere, but Frisk had no doubt that it was right.
"We're gonna eat you alive!" shouted the plant, bouncing around in its pot.
Frisk involuntarily took a step back. The plant - the Piranha Plant, that was what it was called - could talk. Of course the plant could speak.
"You may have beaten all of us, separately, at your own leisure," Claude said.
"But with all of us together, YOU'RE GONNA GET CLOBBAHED!" Matt shouted enthusiastically.
"So. Here we are, all together," Papyrus said, his voice heavy with finality. "And here and now…"
"WE'LL END THIS TALE!" everyone shouted in unison.
"I think we're going to have a bad time," Chara muttered.
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