Warning: this chapter contains those mentions of sex that I briefly touched on in the description. Though it's not too sexual since this is rated, T.

Gravity Falls

The Pines Meeting: Chapter 6

Previously in The Pines Meeting, Dipper and Wendy got left along. It was awkward so the former went for eggnog. Then Wendy spoke with young Sheryl who saw the spark of romance between her and Dipper. Simultaneously Dipper was getting a similar talk from his father's younger self. During these talks, Sheryl noticed Sherman for the first time and decided to go talk to him because she found him attractive. Now we find two potential Pines couples each in a discussion, with Mabel spying on the definite couple.

(Sherman x Sheryl)

"Uh, um hi. I'm Sherman, Sherman Pines Jr.," Sherman greeted, (feeling a bit nervous). "Though you can call me Sher, or just Sherman."

Rubbing Sherman's chin in a flirtatious manner, Sheryl responded, "Eh I'll go with Sherman. Sounds handsome like you." While she this, Sheryl also positioned herself in a flirty pose to show herself off.

The flirting was definitely working in Sheryl's favour since Sherman was not only blushing so much that you'd think he looked like an apple, but his eyes were obviously gazing at her pose, all of which indicated that he was interested.

That's when Sheryl took the next step. "I hear you're a computer whiz."

"Ye… yeah," Sherman responded nervously. "It's… it's my passion. Computers are quite fascinating, especially with what you can accomplish using a few basic codes. Heck, you can even use said codes to create your own codes that do extraordinary tasks."

"F.Y.I. I'm not an expert on computers, so I can't verify this."

"Perhaps you could show me sometime. But right now," Sheryl leaned on Sherman's shoulder and whispered into his ear, "let me show you something fun."

"A… a…. okay."

Meanwhile

Hiding behind one of the many Christmas trees set up around the house, Mabel realized two things as she watched her parents go off somewhere. Number one: her mother was a master flirter whom she should really ask for tips on flirting when she got back to her time. Number two: none of this still explained why her parents wouldn't talk about how they met.

"Well looks like I'll just have to keep spying on them," she said before she ran off in pursuit of her parents. While she ran a thought occurred to her, "Hmm I wonder what Dipper and Wendy are up to?"

(Dipper x Wendy)

"What took you so long?" Wendy asked Dipper as soon as he returned after like over a half hour ago.

"I took a long way around. It was too crowded coming straight towards the buffet table and I didn't wanna come back with two cups that were empty due to the contents of them had been spilled on the way over," Dipper explained, handing one of the cups he was holding over to Wendy.

"Makes sense," Wendy said. Accepting the beverage from Dipper the two of them started sipping way their eggnog together.

"Mmmmm, that's good. Oh before I forget I met up with your mom and a friend of hers. Stela I think. She had this sweeter that was really creepy, but kind of cool at the same time. It had a dying reindeer on it."

"Oh yeah, that's my Aunt Stela. Not my biological aunt, she's just a close friend of the family. She and my mom have been best friends since pre-K. Was my mom's maid of honour at her and dad's parents wedding actually. She also always had these very dark tastes."

"Yeah, I figured that out when I saw her dying reindeer sweeter. Anyways I was talking to her earlier and from our talk, I'm definitely sure that Mabel takes after her in every way."

"Yep, that's what my grandparents have been saying over the years. Oh, and speaking of my relatives I ran into my father."

"Yeah, your mother, along with Stela and I noticed. He's new here apparently. Stela has multiple classes with him and knows quite a bit about him. For instance, did you know that your grandfather took your Grunkle Stan's side when he fucked up your Grunkle Ford's chances of getting into that big university he was interested in?"

"Yeah the Grunkle's came over for Thanksgiving along with Grandpa and we had a bit of explaining to do. F.Y.I. despite how the Grunkle's have forgiven each other, Grandpa is still pissed off at Ford. Though he forgave Stan for not telling him about the whole faking his death thing. He even went out and bought a custom-made shirt that said Stanley is my favourite brother of all time!" "I know that's cold."

"Ouch that's cold," Wendy replied her body suddenly feeling very wobbly and her mind just not in control.

Unbeknownst to her, nor Dipper himself, he was feeling the same as Wendy. Heck both their minds were so out of it that they didn't even realize what was happening, or what they were doing. One minute they were chatting around. The next minute they're joining all the other wobbly teens on the dance floor, (dancing away). And then sometime later they ended up in a closet, making out like crazy.

Eventually, the two of them were discovered by their time guide, Blendin Blandin, when he opened the closet door, mouth dropped wide open at the sight in front of him. True he'd expected to have this sort of encounter when he came to the party, (it usually happened), but he never thought it would happen with two people he personally knew.

Despite the light coming in from the opened door, Dipper and Wendy continued to make out like wild animals while Blendin remained shocked.

After snapping out of his shock, Blendin carefully examined the situation before him, (including the strong, but unusual smell originating from the spilled eggnog cups in front of him). Coming to the conclusion that both Dipper and Wendy were under the influence of either drugs or alcohol. Whichever one didn't matter though, right now Blendin knew where this would probably lead to if he didn't take immediate action. So he reached into his pocket and pulled out what appeared to be a pepper spray bottle and sprayed it on the two lip-locking teens. The results of this caused the main effects of the drug or alcohol to wear off instantly, (the parts where they had no control over themselves, nor any idea as to what they were doing). Leaving them with major hangovers and of course…

"AH, MY EYES!"

The effects caused by pepper spray; and like all those who get hit by pepper spray, as soon as their vision clears, the first thing they do is look for the person who sprayed them and start yelling.

"WHAT THE HELL BLENDIN?!" Dipper shouted furiously.

"YEAH MAN SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FUCK!" Wendy also shouted, (equally furious). "And why does my head feel like my dad wrestled a group of bears inside it?"

"Heh you were the ones having a drunken make-out session in the closest; and truthfully I didn't want to wait around to see if it led to drunk closet sex," Blendin said defensively.

"Wait, what?" Both Dipper and Wendy asked simultaneously as they suddenly notice the position that they were in. At that moment all the awkwardness that they'd previously been feeling returned, but was now even worse given the recent events.

"I a… a… a" Dipper stammered as he stumbled and fell out of the closet. He was then followed by Wendy, who stumbled a little, but managed to not fall out.

"I think that's the last time I'll drink eggnog ever again," Wendy stated while putting a hand to her sore head.

"Agreed," Dipper said before taking a look around his surroundings.

"Hey Blendin, where's Mabel?" Dipper asked as he noticed that he couldn't see his sister anywhere, (though his vision wasn't at its best given how he was still recovering from the spiked nog).

"Beats me. We got separated a while ago and I haven't seen her since. I was actually looking for her when I heard the sound of you guys in the closet."

"WHAT?!" Dipper shouted in shock.

"Oh this totally just got better," Wendy said sarcastically.

"Don't worry," Blendin said as he pulled out another gadget from his pocket. This gadget being small, rectangular shaped, with a green screen and three blinking red lights on it. "Those ID cards I gave you before we entered the party have tracking devices installed on them. It's a standard procedure to have trackers built into all Time Anomaly Removal Crew equipment in case they're lost."

"Makes sense," Wendy said.

"Okay, then where does it say that Mabel is?" Dipper asked.

"Well according to my tracking monitor, Mabel should be right… on… top of us. Wait, what?"

Neither Dipper nor Wendy was happy about this.

"Augh. Seriously!" Wendy complained.

"Hey, Blendin are you sure that your tracking monitor is…"

Bang, bang, bang

The three of them looked up above to hear the sound of banging coming from the ceiling. Realizing the connection, Dipper hollered, "MABEL GET OUT OF THERE!"

"Okay," Mabel replied back.

A few seconds later a nearby air vent hatch came plopping down onto the floor, with Mabel quickly following suit.

"Ow! That hurt more than I thought it would," Mabel said afterwards.

"Augh, Mabel what were you doing in the vents? Dipper asked.

"Yeah um," Mabel responded, but for once, sounded a bit nervous, "I uh found out how our parents met. Apparently, Mom noticed Dad at the party, found him attractive, went over to him and started flirting. I didn't understand why neither of them would tell us about it, so I continued to spy on them till they eventually left to go into one of the bedrooms and locked the door. I tried listening from my end but couldn't understand what was going on. Then I noticed an open vent nearby so I went in and started climbing/crawling around till I found myself right above them. Peaking through an air duct, I was able to get a good look of what was going on in the bedroom. That's… that's when I saw something I never thought I'd never see in my life."

"Oh boy," Wendy said, having a good idea of what was about to come next.

"Mom and Dad were on a bed, with Dad on top of Mom. The two of them were making out, and absolutely naked! Not to mention I saw a few mistletoes hanging over the bed. I mean seriously, who puts mistletoes over a bed?"

Yeah, this left a disturbing image in Dipper's mind which horrified him. This combined with what he'd just gone through with Wendy was more than enough.

"That's it. I'm done. Blendin takes us back to our home, our time."

"But what about…"

"Blendin I already have enough shit to deal with right now. Heck, I might not even be able to sleep tonight because I can't stop thinking about what I've just pictured in my head. So could you please just take us back?"

"Yeah I'm with Dipper," Wendy said in agreement. "Enough is enough for me. Besides my heads killing me from whatever was in that eggnog. I need to rest."

"Ditto," Mabel said.

"Alrighty then." Without further ado, Blendin activated the time tape and immediately took the group back to their time.

Saturday, December 19th, 1998 (Sherman x Sheryl)

"Augh my head," Sherman moaned. Waking up from a very rough, yet pleasant sleep.

Slowly he began to lift himself up into a sitting position on the bed. Upon looking around, Sherman realized that he wasn't in his own room, which left him utterly confused.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Looking downwards to his left, Sherman saw that the moaning sound had come from another occupant in the bed; one covered by the bedsheets and their long, brown hair.

At this point, Sherman had come to the figured out what was going on, and he only had one thing to say about it.

"Fuck!"

To be continued...

Now just out of curiosity, what Gravity Falls character, (that hasn't made an appearance yet besides Pacifica), would you like to see in one of the following chapters of The Pines Meeting? Please leave your thoughts in the reviews.