A clergymen courting, but he is just awful;
His marriage proposal gives Lizzie an earful.
Her neighbour is kinder, with quiet small dreams,
Wait, this cannot be my favourite things!
Jane is heartbroken as Bingley is leaving,
Lizzie is certain there's no cause for grieving,
For soon he'll return and love will be King,
These are a few of my favourite things!
When I leave home,
Rosings Park to roam,
When I'm feeling mad,
I simply remember my favourite things
And then I don't feel so bad!
Dear Lady Catherine will not stop talking,
Her nephews come visit, Mr. Darcy starts stalking,
Lizzy finds out many miserable things,
Prejudice conquered, my favourite thing!
Lizzy comes home and then goes for a visit,
With Uncle and Aunt and she sees Darcy's portrait,
She meant to be gone but he came home with speed,
These are a few of my favourite things!
He is much humbler and welcomes her warmly,
Brings them his sister and speaks to Liz kindly,
Invites them to dinner, oh how my heart sings,
These are a few of my favourite things!
When the news comes,
that my sister's run,
When I'm feeling sad,|
I simply remember my favourite things,
And then I don't feel so bad!
OOOOO
A/N: I really did mean to do this in just two parts, but that was a silly expectation. Pride and Prejudice is far too grand to fit in two attempts.