QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
WOW: test. Dean's sure he can solve the test to enter a haunted temple … but maybe he's been watching the wrong film.
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Dean looked at Sam, his brow furrowed in confusion.
"So, are you telling me that the entrance to this temple is guarded by some ancient 'test'?"
Sam nodded. "Apparently so, but no-one knows what it is."
Dean's face broke into a broad grin. "Coooool!"
Sam frowned in confusion. "Cool? Why?"
"'Cause, I bet it'll be big rolling boulders or hidden scimitars in the walls. I'll be like Indiana Jones, only more awesome."
"You? No way Dean, this could be dangerous - we're doing it together."
"Screw that Sammy," Dean grinned; "I'm being Indiana Jones. You can be Short Round. Except you're not short. Or round."
LATER
"Well, this is it then. The temple of Arji Barji," Sam whispered; "you ready?"
Cracking his knuckles, Dean stepped forward; "born ready," he grinned.
"Are you sure you don't want to me to help?" Sam pleaded.
"Shut up Sam, I've got this," Dean hissed.
"Okay temple Guardian," Dean announced; "I wanna enter the temple, and I'm ready to face the test."
A deep disembodied voice boomed around them; "You wish to face the test of entry?"
"Yep, go for it," Dean shouted back.
"Very well … what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Dean blinked.
…
…
"Um, Sam - help!?"
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a/n with profound apologies to Monty Python and their quest for the Holy Grail!