God I wish I was asleep. This was a terrible idea.

No, no. It is a good idea. I have to do it. It's the only way to prove my point.

You may be wondering who I am. My name is Cynthia Everglade and I'm 17 years old. I'm in my junior year of high school. I have long, ebony black hair and pale purple eyes. I shaved off my eyebrows in 8th grade and redraw then on every day when I wake up. Some people might say that makes me weird, but i think it makes me look a lot sexier.

I know, I'm pretty average. But that's not the point. The point is to prove to the world who I really am.

You see, I'm not really human. Well, I kinda am, but not really. I'm half fairy. I've lived in the human world my whole life, with my human dad and fairy mom, but I've always wanted to go to the land of the Fae. That's where I truly belong. Not in this stupid, boring, under advanced place called Earth.

Not that Earth is totally bad. After all, there's Connor. He's a cute boy in my science class. He has beautiful messy black hair, long at the back, enough to reach the bottom of his neck, his gorgeous blue eyes radiating like a sapphire. And he's mine. Well, almost. As long as that dumb Alice doesn't get in the way. But she's irrelevant.

I know hat if only I could prove to Connor what my true self was, he'd fall head over heels for me. After all, what's not to love about a fairy? And that dumb Alice won't stand a chance, not after he sees me, a literal fairy princess waiting to take him to his kingdom. Ah, I can just see it now, his hand in mine, my head resting against his strong chest, hearing his heartbeat while his golden head stoops down to my rosy cheek, and -

"Cynthia? What are you doing?"

Oh come on dad! Always ruining the fun!