This randomly popped up in my mind after reading a headcanon related to yuenyeung on Tumblr. You're welcome.

There was this one other World Meeting when this debate/argument came up:

"Tea!"

"Coffee!"

"Tea!"

"Coffee!"

Yeah. The old, classic debate.

Pretty much all the North American Nations sided with Team Coffee. So did a chunk of Western and Central Europe, as well as about (maybe) half of South America (coffee seems to be the preferable option for the New World), the Philippines, the Nordics, South Korea, Lithuania, Poland, Bulgaria, Estonia, Thailand, Cameroon, Greece, etc.

Obviously, England, China and India were on the Tea side. So were the Slavic Trio (of siblings…all three of them), Ireland, Kenya, Egypt, a handful of other African Nations (most of their results were unavailable), Pakistan, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia and a chunk of Central Asia. Plus Taiwan, Vietnam, Japan, Hungary (why are the major Yaoi Club members on this side?), Latvia, the major Oceania Brothers (only barely for Australia, though), etc.

Just a moment before the inevitable fight began, Hong Kong, who hadn't seemed to pick a side yet, popped up between the ones leading the two sides, holding up a cup of yuenyeung. Also known as milk tea mixed with coffee.

Yes, this exists. No, it's not a joke: as a HongKonger, I can rightfully vouch for its existence.

The Nations with a specific loyalty shared a glance of what almost seemed to be world peace…and sprang. Then Malaysia picked up the drink for a sip after it was dropped.

Since there were Nations with super strength and massive numbers of Nations with specified allegiances on both sides, the SAR ended up in hospital.

And in later 'debates', fights against the sides usually involved him trying to stay out of the drama at all costs, including outright skipping the meetings. Or if he had to pick, tea, because yuenyeung is 70% milk tea anyway.

And this is the most random 300 word drabble you were looking for. Reviewers will receive a serving of their favourite drink, be they any of the ones here mentioned, or soft drinks, or even alcohol. Oh, and which side are you on: Tea or Coffee?

Yuenyeung does exist. Malaysians call it Kopi Cham. Ethiopians also drink tea mixed with coffee, in a drink called spreeze. Macau too accepts it, in the form of a Starbucks Frappuccino variant in 2010. We even have a caffeine-free version of this for kids! See here without spaces: en. wikipedia. wiki/ Yuenyeung

The data for the allegiances can be found here without the spaces:

www. indy100 article/ tea- or- coffee- a- map- of- the- world- according-to- who- prefers- which- of- each- drink- Wkg7X39yAfZ

Flamers will be on the receiving end on an Ice Bucket Challenge, done with the iced version of multiple forms of tea and coffee, as well as yuanyang. The flames themselves will also be drenched to extinguish them.

Ta-ta!

-Talons, Your Neighbourhood-Friendly HongKonger