A/N: I'M SO SORRY FOR THE HIATUS! I HAD A LITTLE WRITER'S BLOCK AND COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO POST THIS UNTIL NOW! Thank you, dear reader, for your patience. And here is your reward.
WARNING: Hilarity.
Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak…
Any Imagine Dragons fan would be able to sing out, "First thing's first, Imma say all the words inside my head…"
Yeah, in one G20 Meeting, America and South Korea teamed up…to perform Believer by Imagine Dragons…using rubber chickens. Complete with emotionless faces.
Okay, they failed at that before the first line was even over.
Then there's Radioactive. And some other songs.
And on top of that, England and China locking their totally-dead-inside gaze at each other, thinking the exact same thing: where did I go wrong?
This was Featherhooves' suggestion and inspired by YouTuber Big Marvel. That took exactly 100 words and was written for 2018 Inktober. The topic for 5 October was Chicken. Originally, I was going to write about some horrific France-related pun, but I decided to make this funnier and less awkward. Ta-ta!
-MN
Writing Date: 5 October 2018
Typing/Editing Date: 5 October 2018