(SP X KND Season 1)
Random Epsiode
EP 1: How to Start a New Decade
In her house, Kuki was on the phone with the Crew from South Park, however, everyone was asleep but Kenny due to his family on another Drunk Misfit. Kenny locked himself his room with Karen and Kevin inside, who BOTH Kevin and Karen are already registered Kids Next Door Operatives, much like Shelly and Ike.
"Mommy and Daddy have been fighting again?" asked Kuki over the iPhone provided by the funds.
"(Unfortunately...)" Kenny muffled. "(Say, did your dad nag you again? If you want, we can help you out.)"
"No, just that it's too cold and Daddy wouldn't let me crank the heat..." Said Kuki while shivering.
Normally, Kenny would say this to a cadet in his boot camp to get over with, but this was his close friend ever in the treehouse. Kenny suffered way worse with his Ghetto House and living poor without a heater and no hot food.
"(Meet me by the treehouse.)" Said Kenny as Kenny signalled Kevin and Karen to report to the Treehouse. He then pressed a button on his phone that signalled the boys and three girls.
Pretty soon, every kid reported to the South Park Treehouse for a big sleepover.
Shelly was reading a book while Kevin was eating pickles. Karen and Kuki were playing Rainbow Monkeys. Hoagie and Cartman were eating while the girls were chatting. Though, everyone was in their superhero clothes.
"Kenny, why did you called us?" asked Toolshed (Stan).
"Guys, hear me out." Mysterion (Kenny) told the Kids Next Door who looked up at the anatomy of a brain of Adults in 2020. "We hit a new era, where we struck war with Iran, and Mr Garrison is still president, trying to take down the Kids Next Door with sheer might if we don't get voters to reelect him or prevent his impeachment! And right now, Kuki's dad wouldn't turn on the thermostat even though he owns a small house and has a good job!"
"And mom and dad are fighting again." Said Kevin as he picks out a pickle from the pickle jar.
Mysterion looks down and sighed.
"SO WHAT?!" shouted Kangaroo Kid (Wally). "We keep fighting those evil adults until there's no more evil dorks!"
"But that'll take forever, Wally, out of everyone, kids are hooked onto the internet and our armies are hardly enough to fight big fleets of the USA." Callgirl (Wendy) explained, "Plus, we are slowly losing operatives and they only joined to become superheroes and then drop out from Kenny's Bootcamp!"
Mysterion took out some grape juice and served himself some. "Then we must celebrate the last of us..."
"WHAT?!" Every operative asked.
"Look, it's 2020 and America took a wrong turn in things, we already have conflict with North Korea, Russia Hacks supported Garrison, and now we're in a war with a country this Nation gets their oil from..." Mysterion looked down.
"ACK! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Shouted Wonder Tweek (Obviously Tweek).
"We're NOT going to die, Tweek." Said Super Craig (Obviously Craig). "Actually, I don't really care anymore.. What can we do?"
"I say, LETS DO WHATEVER WE WANT!" Vamp Queen (Bloodrayne) proposed as she looks at her claws.
"Guys? Where's Mexican Joker?" Asked Mechaman (Hoagie) asked.
Everyone in the treehouse went looking for him and finds a map to find a way over Canada from Season 3, Escape To Canada. "¿Que es esto?"
"AJ!" Said Spaceman (Nigel). "What are you doing in the contraband?"
"Estoy buscando un lugar mas quieto que los Estados Unidos.." Said Mexican Joker (AJ).
"Canada?" Asked Spaceman. "You mean that place where Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters escaped to?"
"Si." Mexican Joker explained.
"AJ, we're not dying." Said Spaceman. "We're simply in the dark age of the USA where our nation favors a racist dictator."
"Lo se..." Said Joker. "¿Que vamos a hacer?..."
"We just celebrate what we have left..." Spaceman pats AJ on the back.
"Chinga a los gringos, pero te amo como un amigo, Numero Uno." Said Joker as he hugs Spaceman.
Everyone came back to the Treehouse to meet and greet everyone that they hadn't got attached to.
"So what now?" Asked Coon (Cartman). "We hide here for the rest of our lives?"
"Maybe..." Said Human Kite (Kyle). "I mean-"
"It's all Kyle's fault!" Shouted Coon. "He gave the idea that the President can hurt other nations!"
"Pretty much, Mr Garrison has always been a prick..." Said Toolshed. "I mean, he has been related to Mrs Thompson. But at least Mrs Thompson hasn't been a few times as mean as him."
"ARE YA KIDDIN NUMBUH 5 RIGHT NOW?!" asked Huntress (Abby). "She can get carried away and talk smack to ANYONE even with they don't mess with her!"
"¡Creo que la perra nesesita que calmarse!" Said Joker. "¡Es la ULTIMA VES que me deja obedeser otra puta Garrison!"
"You said it, AJ!" Said Professor Chaos (Butters) as they both laughed.
The kids asked on what was Mexican Joker talking about.
"Oye, Mantequilla." Said Joker.
"Que Pasa?" Asked Chaos in his English Accent.
"How do you like my English?" asked Joker. This surprised everyone.
"AJ!" Asked Captain Diabetes. "You can talk English?!"
"I barely learned it with a new translation machine I found in the Kids Next Door 2X4 Technology Service. But I am planning to do it without machine. I mean, have you SEEN how many people talk English?! Korea and Japan Pop Stars?" Joker stopped.
"Now I'm starting to believe America has changed him." Said Coon.
"I don't do this just to become American. I did this for me." Said Joker.
"That's cool!" Kangaroo Kid jumped. "Say, next time we see that truck with the food, can you help me get some of those spicy chips?!"
"Por supuesto, Wally." Said Joker. "Just... don't hurt the man and you must have money, I promise Mexicans don't threat."
"I'll take your word for it." Said Kangaroo Kid shaking AJ's hand.
Karen yawns.
"Are you tired, Karen?" asked Mysterion.
"Yes, Guardian Angel..." Karen rubs her eyes.
"Well then, good night." Said Kevin.
Mysterion takes Karen and places her on the couch, as he covered her with a blanket.
"Goodnight." Karen kissed Mysterion on the cheek, making him blush super hard, which reminds him. "OH ****! It's nearly Valentine's Day!"
Karen woke up hearing this. "OH NO! I haven't got my Guardian Angel a present!"
"It's alright, Karen. You don't jeed to get me anything." Said Mysterion. Karen looked down in shame. Mysterion pets and rubs Karen by the cheek as she nuzzled against his hand and falls back asleep.
CRASH!
There was a sound of a broken plate when Fastpass (Jimmy) looked angry at Coon. "Y - Y - YOU LISTEN TO ME, M - MISTER! AIN'T NO WAY I'M GETTING THAT AD BACK!"
"All I'm just saying we can create a new Leslie within the process of finding you a girlfriend!" Coon held his hands up as Fastpass held Coon by his shirt.
"AIN'T N- NO.. Ain't no... ain't no...fu... fu... ****** way I'll trust an Ad!" Said Fastpass.
"Trust me on this one, Fastpass!" Coon felt sympathy for Fastpass without a girl. "We can rind the remains of Leslie and revive her! Or when we find a new way to make ads better! Like Ad Revenue on our YouTube Channels! Don't you like money, Jimmy?!"
"What's happening here?" Asked Mysterion.
"Apparently, Jimmy has an ex." Said Mechaman. "So what happened is that Coon suggests of running to Mephesto's and reviving Terrance and Leslie."
"WHAT?!" Mysterion asked in confusion. "Oh well." Suddenly there was an alarm ringing by the Super Computer.
"Everyone!" Shouted Dr Timothy (Timmy) telepathically. "Come over here!"
Everyone rushed into the Computer Room and turned on the Threat News.
"Well well well, Kids Next Door." Said the Delightful Children from Down the Lane. "Looks like you've met your match! 2020 has been in our favor all along!"
"You Delightful Dorks shall never win!" Said Spaceman. "We are South Park AND the Kids Next Door! And we'll ALWAYS find a way out!"
"TRY FIGHTING US!" The DC dressed up in their hero forms. "How are you gonna stop us from doing THIS!?"
The DC burned down the Sector V Treehouse from New York! Which angered Sector V.
"BY ****ING YOUR MOTHER!" Said the Coon, instantly regretting. "Man, so 2012..."
"Oh, HOW mature..." The DC got angered. Normally this doesn't anger them since they don't have a mom (Not that I can noncannonically make one), but for some rason this did.
Then Professor Chaos joined in. "THAT'S RIGHT! YOUR MOM GAVE UP ON YOU BECAUSE SHE WE WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN FATHER!"
The DC stopped to listen to Butters.
Then, this gave the Coon an idea. He begins to laugh. And soon everyone joined in.
"You Kids Next Door are crazy..." The DC rolled their eyes.
"Just like your mom." Said Captain Diabetes (Scott). Everyone laughed.
"None of you are in that Treehouse, are you?..." Asked the DC.
Everyone raised a finger to the DC to taunt them, aka point and laugh.
"YOU FOOLS SHALL PAY!" The DC shouted as the TV turned off.
The Kids Next Door stopped laughing and started hating themselves.
"Let's NEVER pull that lame joke ever again... so cringey.." Said Human Kite.
"Never thought I'd say this, but I kinda love AND hate you all at the same time, including me..." Said Coon.
"Shut up, fatty!" said Human Kite.
"Don't call me fat, you Jew!" Coon mocked Kyle.
"Guys! Stop arguing." Said Mysterion. "Let's get some supplies so we can start a party!"
"I'll go get the cereal and the movies!" Said Mintberry Crunch (Bradley).
"Stan! Make your mom order the chicken!" Said Mysterion. "Kyle, Cartman, get the sodas. Everyone else, bring anything: chips, sleeping bag, clothes, and everything you might need. It's code Armageddon!"
All
Renegades
Must
Aquire
Goods
Electronics and
DVD's until
Daytime
Or
Nighttime
And with that, everyone went to get their stuff to stay inside the treehouse for at least a week.